I completely agree.. Ted and Rodney were comedy geniuses against each other.
Al Czervik : What're we, waiting for these guys? HEY WHITEY, Where's your hat?
Judge Smails : Do you mind, sir. I'm trying to tee off.
Al Czervik : I'll bet you a hundred bucks you slice it into the woods.
Judge Smails : Gambling is illegal at Bushwood sir, and I never slice.
[Swings club, slices ball into woods]
Judge Smails : DAMN.
Al Czervik : OK
, you can owe me.
Judge Smails : I owe you nothing.
(After having a terrible first part of the tournament..)
"Are you kidding? I should have stayed home and played with MYSELF!"
At the clubhouse for dinner, to the waitress..
"Hey, doll. Could you scare up another round for our table over here? And tell the cook this is low grade dogfood. I've had better food at the ballgame, you know? This steak still has marks from where the jockey was hitting it."
"Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it. "
"Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity. "
[after accidentally hitting Judge Smails in the crotch with his golf ball] "I should have yelled "two".
"If we couldn't laugh, we would all go insane. " -Jimmy Buffett