UAL747
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Anyone Been On A Gay Cruise?

Sat Oct 09, 2004 6:02 am

I was thinking about doing one. But I was wondering if any of you have been on them. What are they like? There is one advertised on the MS Rotterdam for Holland America Lines that I'm thinking about doing.

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RE: Anyone Been On A Gay Cruise?

Sat Oct 09, 2004 6:26 am

Ual747:

When I think of a gay cruise I see a big ship, a lot of horney men and sex all over the place. I'm sure this is not what is gay cruise is so can you tell me what a gay cruise exactley is?Thanks

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RE: Anyone Been On A Gay Cruise?

Sat Oct 09, 2004 6:34 am

hmm, i kinda feel a gay cruise would be what you are thinking FJWH

i mean hell, thats the only reason i'd bother with one.
 
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RE: Anyone Been On A Gay Cruise?

Sat Oct 09, 2004 6:34 am

Well I have never been on any sort of gay cruise or anything, But I have sailed on the MS Rotterdam.

So I can't say anything about the accuall cruise, but I can say the Rotterdam is a very beautiful ship.... Lots of very friendly staff, amazing food, great service, lots of activities, exellent artwork, beautiful public areas, an outstanding ship; I was impressed with it for the entire 10 days we were onboard.



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RE: Anyone Been On A Gay Cruise?

Sat Oct 09, 2004 6:36 am

I'm sure this is not what is gay cruise is

....no need to further expand, you got it right.






UAL747, one thing you'll need to keep in mind:

The dudes on the cruise will not look anything remotely resembling the advertisement!  Laugh out loud
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RE: Anyone Been On A Gay Cruise?

Sat Oct 09, 2004 6:41 am

UAL,

Are you aware that if you go on one of these you will enlarge the circle of your acquaintances ?

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RE: Anyone Been On A Gay Cruise?

Sat Oct 09, 2004 6:44 am

Sebolino, haha, lol  Smile

But I know enough, no gay cruise for me  Smile!!!

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RE: Anyone Been On A Gay Cruise?

Sat Oct 09, 2004 6:48 am

My god - noone has even done a "Signed," post yet! Sebolino is the closest so far  Insane

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RE: Anyone Been On A Gay Cruise?

Sat Oct 09, 2004 7:02 am

True a good majority will not look like the advertisement, a good percentage will be VERY good looking, just like the brochure, and yes I have been on one.
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RE: Anyone Been On A Gay Cruise?

Sat Oct 09, 2004 8:26 am

Sounds like a floating circuit party, which might be my personal hell. On the other hand it could be a lot of fun if you go with a good group of friends.
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RE: Anyone Been On A Gay Cruise?

Sat Oct 09, 2004 9:04 am

Well, I was on a cruise once...and there were a lot of guys there...and they were holding hands with each other, but like me, they weren't gay!

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RE: Anyone Been On A Gay Cruise?

Sat Oct 09, 2004 10:54 am

Ual747,

I don't post here that much anymore but I have to say you have made my day!

Gay Cruise? LMAO!

Well you should at least pack the following:

An autographed picture of Carson
Carton of Virginia Slims (Just to be piss elegant)
Jumbo pack of Trojans
Bulk jug of astroglide
Leiths guide to Yoga postions (get those leg stretching excercises honey)
1 kilolitre of Stoli
clothes 4 sizes to small
c-rings of various dimensions
Harness (although I am sure the cruise line have rooms equipped)
DVD of Titanic
Pesticide
Amyl
Rubber gloves
A big stick
Mouth Guard (so you don't try and chew your own arm off in the morn)
Any little Tee with Fcuck on it (French connection UK - OK?)

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RE: Anyone Been On A Gay Cruise?

Sat Oct 09, 2004 12:43 pm

stoli is a food group

Too right! I mean, they recommend five servings of fruits and veggies a day. Stoli Razberi, Stoli Orange, Stoli Pineapple, Stoli Apple...and that's all I can think of now...but four out of five is enough.

Never been on a gay cruise, no desire to do so at this time either. Although, maybe someday if a group of friends were going, I'd go as well, but I don't think I'd ever go alone.

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RE: Anyone Been On A Gay Cruise?

Sun Oct 10, 2004 5:21 pm

Probably something like the all-gay resorts in Palm Springs and the like. Good fun... Although I heard body hair is a no no so get those rasors out and start trimming...

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