L-188
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New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Mon Oct 18, 2004 8:14 pm

Primetime live, the news magazine show on ABC just did a survey and the results are definately bad news for the Democrats.

http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/News/story?id=174461&page=1

As hard as it is to believe but surveys conducted by the news group show that Republicans have more satisfying sex lives.  Wow!

I know, I would have thought the "free-loving" hippies that have contaminated Trumman's party since the 1960's would have put the results 180 the other direction.


Questions asked:


Of those involved in a committed relationship, who is very satisfied with their relationship?
Republicans — 87%
Democrats — 76%

Who is very satisfied with their sex life?
Republicans — 56%
Democrats — 47%

The poll analysis also reveals who has worn something sexy to enhance their sex life:
Republicans — 72%
Democrats — 62%


Also it was shown that Democratic women are more likely to lie about sex

When asked whether they had ever faked an orgasm, more Democrats (33%) than Republicans (26%) said they had.

Maybe that explains why Theresa Kerry is so angry?

[Edited 2004-10-18 13:19:55]
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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Mon Oct 18, 2004 8:57 pm

Damm forgot to put the picture of Theresa up.



Who wouldn't want to wake up to that

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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:03 pm

Well, when one only knows the missionary position, then it doesn't take much to satisfy, does it?  Big grin
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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:07 pm

Is that Falcon84's wife?  Big grin
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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:10 pm

Is that Falcon84's wife?

ROTFL. Hardly. I guess we're "closet Republicans".  Big thumbs up
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L-188
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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:14 pm

See you put up a photo and you get responses.

Alpha, considering your shift to the left in the past year, you may want to look at ways to...ahem.....keep the magic.
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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:14 pm

When asked whether they had ever faked an orgasm, more Democrats (33%) than Republicans (26%) said they had.

MUAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!

Given the fact that realistically about 75% of all women have already faked an orgasm, it says a lot about American love life!! When those women answered the questions their redneck hubbies were standing behind them...gun in hand, locked and loaded and no, I'm not talking about the one in the pants Big grin Big grin Big grin

Besides: If a woman is used to have sex once in a year, I guess it's safe to say that just showing her a pic of Brad Pitt does count as sex that makes her extremely happy with her lovelife!
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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:15 pm

The nerve of you L-188, using a candidates' family member as an example like that! You should apologize! You're a "bad person".  Big grin

As if being the first person to respond to your own post isn't sad enough, you had to include a bad photo to completely negate any worth while conversation on this topic. Harvard to pre-school in two posts, good job!

With Theresa’s' money? I wouldn't mind. I could see kind of a twisted satisfaction in shagging the hell out of a rich and powerful woman, making her scream your name, reducing her down to a horny 18 year old girl...It would beat engaging with a brainless stepford like Laura Bush.

Seriously now, these polls don't surprise me. Most feminists align themselves with the Democratic Party, so that should account for some of the results. It also tells me that right-wing chicks have low expectations!

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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:18 pm

Alpha, considering your shift to the left in the past year, you may want to look at ways to...ahem.....keep the magic.

Trust me, my wife and I have no problem with that, but I don't want go into detail, lest AA61hvy complain. Big grin
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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:20 pm

Hey NonRevKing......

Remember she is going to officially represent America if John gets elected. Don't kid yourself about the role of the first lady.


With Theresa’s' money? I wouldn't mind. I could see kind of a twisted satisfaction in shagging the hell out of a rich and powerful woman, making her scream your name

So it's money for you?

Suit yourself, but I am still gunning for mutual love and affection.
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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Mon Oct 18, 2004 9:25 pm

Remember she is going to officially represent America if John gets elected. Don't kid yourself about the role of the first lady.

Haha I realize that L, perhaps you didn't catch the subtle irony of that statement. I'll cut you some slack tho, it's early.

Suit yourself, but I am still gunning for mutual love and affection.

Well of course that goes without saying. But money helps. I work for an airline man, I'm broke! Big grin

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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:02 pm

Actually it is late fore me. I get off work in two hours, Cold Medicine I am on isn't helping.
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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Mon Oct 18, 2004 10:16 pm

And in other news 62% of republicans wake up on the left side of the bed while 30% of democrats do. The rest including John Kerry do not sleep at wall, for fear of irritating the skin after receving Botox injections.

C'mon guys...
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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Mon Oct 18, 2004 11:14 pm

ROTFL. Hardly. I guess we're "closet Republicans".

You no afford a bed or something then?  Big grin
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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:44 am

Well, I'm sure the results would've been better if female Democrats shaved their upper lips once in a while. (cough, cough, Falcon84's wife...)
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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Tue Oct 19, 2004 1:11 am

Poor attemt, Jcs. Didn't quite have the effect you wanted, especially on me.  Big grin

The only shaving she has to do is....well, nevermind, I can't get a youngster like you all worked up.  Big grin
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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Tue Oct 19, 2004 2:13 am

Bill Clinton had a good sex life while in office. AND he was able to achieve that without Hillary! LOL!
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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Tue Oct 19, 2004 2:34 am

"Remember she is going to officially represent America if John gets elected. Don't kid yourself about the role of the first lady."

There's a frightening thought....
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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Tue Oct 19, 2004 3:43 am

Good God, that's about the dumbest poll ever conducted. Who the hell cares who has a better sex life? What a load of crap.

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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Tue Oct 19, 2004 5:31 am

Well Republican woman may have a great sex life because I am the one always f--king them when there husbands are out of town!  Acting devilish  Laugh out loud  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Tue Oct 19, 2004 7:56 am

All I can say is:

It's a damn good thing there aren't any more debates.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:41 am

You know, we should not be really surprised, after the debates we all knew that Kerry is a Master Debater....

Superfly...My wife was in Vegas over the weekend for a bachelorette party. One of the bridesmaids sent for a male stripper and was told to expect an Italian dude. A large black man showed up and danced for them to everyones general amusement and appreciation. My wife said she was surprised that a stripper would put his "LITTLE thingie in a bag and flp it around like that..."

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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:21 pm

Well Republican woman may have a great sex life because I am the one always f--king them when there husbands are out of town!

That must be the 26% that fake orgasm. Big grin
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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Tue Oct 19, 2004 12:25 pm

Superfly: "Well Republican woman may have a great sex life because I am the one always f--king them when there husbands are out of town!"

JetService: "That must be the 26% that fake orgasm  Big grin "



That one laid Superfly out good.  Big thumbs up
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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Wed Oct 20, 2004 11:32 am

Of course we know these two are faking.

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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Thu Oct 21, 2004 6:49 am

Falcon84:
Hardly laid me out. But I have 'laid' many Republican trophy wives and have been called back for repeated service!  Laugh out loud
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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:32 am

Superfly, never to be outdone, gets right back on his feet and gives Alpha...I mean Falcon a taste of his own medicine.

 
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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Thu Oct 21, 2004 7:35 am

Of course you never are getting call backs from the 53% of democrats that aren't satisfied with their sex lives are you?
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RE: New Poll/Survey: More Bad News For Democrats

Thu Oct 21, 2004 8:04 am

L-188:
I usually don't respond to the Democratic babes unless they are hot.
I just really enjoy banging the wives of the Republican predatory capitalist pigs that think they're rich enough to keep there trophy wives locked up for themselves.
Little do they know.  Big grin

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