DLKAPA
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I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:33 am

To all a.netters:

You know me as the amicable 18 year old all-american aviation enthusiast. I have tried very hard to push this image down your throat, but now, I must come clean. My real name is Maxwell Tate, I am a british citizen living in Exile in the United states.

I come from an abusive family. At the age of ten, I ran away from my home in Yorkshire, and ended up in the back alleys of London picking up scraps of rubbish to fill my stomach. Disease is not foreign to me. When I was 15, I met two other people, for their sake I will call them Peter and David. We became fast friends, and formed the british underground punk band "Yorkshire Underground." We were set to do an american tour, then the bottom dropped out.

Peter went on a drug binge that nearly killed him. It did so much damage that he now lives in the psychiatric ward. David died when he was hit by a drunk driver. I became a recluse.



Now I search the internet trying to find some semblance of community. Something of what was once my former self. For money, I photoshop pictures of myself and sell them to websites that specialize in stupid internet forum postings.



I'm sorry I made you all believe I was something I am not. I hope you can forgive me for the lies that I have perpetrated.
And all at once the crowd begins to sing: Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same
 
JAXpax
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:43 am

Umm.... Okay. And?

People act like this website is a damn IV providing life-furthering nourishment.
 
Soku39
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:46 am

So I'm gonna assume that this is a joke ?
The Ohio Player
 
dl021
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:47 am

DUde, if half the people on the net are who they say they are it will come as a surprise to me. If THIS post is for real, maybe you ought to take stockof things and realize that you are not yet even really out of the gates yet, and there is plenty of time to figure stuff out. If this is a bogus post, then the same thing applies. You can get pretty much whatever you want if you are willing to do the right things consistently.

Good luck, either way.

DL
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redngold
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:50 am

Up, up and away!
 
IHadAPheo
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:52 am

"Now I search the internet trying to find some semblance of community. Something of what was once my former self. For money, I photoshop pictures of myself and sell them to websites that specialize in stupid internet forum postings."

And this I guess also pays your tuition Colorado State??


IHAP
Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
 
nosedive
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 9:56 am

I'm Muslim

Love,

RJPieces
 
F9Widebody
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:01 am

I'm Pilot_Kaz

Love,

Nosedive

[Edited 2004-10-19 03:05:33]
YES URLS in signature!!!
 
Boeing7E7
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:06 am

Thank you so very kindly for sharing.

Signed,

Mr. W.E. Dontgiveashit
 
nosedive
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:07 am

I love Pilot_Kaz

Love,

F9Widebody
 
Sabena332
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:10 am



Patrick

Btw: Unusual to see that you don't post something about Scottysair  Insane.
NZ1's mother is a disgusting crack-whore and his father is a worthless alcoholic!
 
Boeing7E7
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:12 am

Beer.. Gooooooooooooooood!

Signed,

Who cares.

[Edited 2004-10-19 03:21:23]
 
Sabena332
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:16 am

BoingGoingGone,

you are correct, I used episode 2 yesterday, so episode 3 would be correct now, I am sorry for the mistake yesterday Big grin.

Patrick

[Edited 2004-10-19 03:17:47]
NZ1's mother is a disgusting crack-whore and his father is a worthless alcoholic!
 
commander_rabb
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:23 am

Yes, nothing worse than a repeat of a bad episode. Ha ha! Big grin Big grin

[Edited 2004-10-19 03:23:52]
 
Sabena332
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:25 am

Yes, nothing worse than a repeat of a bad episode. Ha ha!

Aren't there elections in the USA soon?

Patrick
NZ1's mother is a disgusting crack-whore and his father is a worthless alcoholic!
 
commander_rabb
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:26 am

Yes. And you can't vote.

Signed,
Happy Americans
 
Sabena332
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:28 am

Yes. And you can't vote.

I am glad that I can't  Smile.

Patrick
NZ1's mother is a disgusting crack-whore and his father is a worthless alcoholic!
 
Boeing7E7
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:28 am

I love to abuse my authority as a moderator.

Signed,

Sabena332

[Edited 2004-10-19 03:29:30]
 
commander_rabb
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:30 am

I am glad that I can't


Oh I don't think so!

Signed,
Realistic Americans

[Edited 2004-10-19 03:35:54]
 
commander_rabb
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:32 am

I love to abuse my authority as a moderator.

Signed,

Sabena332



OUCH!

For the record, it does not bother me! I am more bothered by this thread.

Don't know what to make of this "confession".
 
Sabena332
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:36 am

I love to post crap on Airwhiners.net, I wrote that the "younger Sabena" and "KROC" banned me despite the "younger Sabena" can't ban me because he is a darabase administrator, and KROC didn't also ban me but I felt to post crap about crew members.

Signed,

Boeing7E7

PS: I am talking about the "old" Airwhiners forum.
NZ1's mother is a disgusting crack-whore and his father is a worthless alcoholic!
 
commander_rabb
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:40 am

Well....there seems to be quite a few on here that have "issues".

I am out of this one!  Smile
 
DLKAPA
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:43 am

Wow. It's really sad that you actually believed me.

We became fast friends, and formed the british underground punk band "Yorkshire Underground." We were set to do an american tour, then the bottom dropped out.

A washed up british punk star on a.net... Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
And all at once the crowd begins to sing: Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same
 
Boeing7E7
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:52 am

Nothing better than a moderator who lets his drinking buddies get away with anything and everything, then deletes threads and bans people because they say someting I don't agree with.

Signed,

Sabena332



 
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:54 am

This thread sucks.

Signed,
All normal people of the world
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Sabena332
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:54 am

I am getting childish.

Signed,

Boeing7E7
NZ1's mother is a disgusting crack-whore and his father is a worthless alcoholic!
 
BN747
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:59 am

And I'm MD90s' real dad...and I owe him a serious ass kicking to help him get his head on straight...

BN747
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IHadAPheo
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:09 am

Wow this is a "signed by" and an "Innuendo" thread combined !!!

This is a very good thing into the A.net forums

Signed,
??????

Hey, the word ?????? is blocked here as well !!

[Edited 2004-10-19 04:11:33]
Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
 
DLKAPA
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:24 am

Scotty
Scotty
Scotty

Well, at least my name doesn't show up!  Big thumbs up

[Edited 2004-10-19 04:24:47]
And all at once the crowd begins to sing: Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same
 
leviticus
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:58 am

At least youre not SAS23  Laugh out loud
 
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 1:55 pm




That is for all the asses that got stomped in this thread:
RJpieces
Kaz
Sabena332
Things were better when it was two guys in a dorm room.
 
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 10:37 pm

And I thought that Sabena332, Sabena_690 and Jaspike were all the same person  Wink/being sarcastic
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:50 pm

Well, I have a motto (Trust noone), esp on the net..cos I could be ANYONE I wanted to be, not that im not now, but if I intended to be someone I wasnt, theres nothing stopping me doing so.
Its not the fall that kills u, its the sudden stop at the end..
 
CaptOveur
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Oct 19, 2004 11:57 pm

..cos I could be ANYONE


Yeah, I am actually a 24 year old Victorias Secret model from Mississippi.
Things were better when it was two guys in a dorm room.
 
fspilot747
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:01 am

Yeah right, and I like women my age. hmph.


Signed,
SAS23
 
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:34 am

I care.

Signed,


Your bone's got a little machine
 
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Wed Oct 20, 2004 12:49 am

Wow. It's really sad that you actually believed me.

Your mistake is in assuming anyone here ever believed anything you wrote in the first place.  Big grin
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:18 am

"I Am Not Who I Say I Am"

guess what...

We really don't care as much as you think we do..
 Big grin
 
Thom@s
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Wed Oct 20, 2004 1:22 am

I wonder why this thread is still here.

Signed
Thom@s
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JAXpax
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Wed Oct 20, 2004 2:33 am

I believe you are pathetic with low self-esteem and a need to draw attention to yourself.
 
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Wed Oct 20, 2004 6:10 am

I'm his cousin of Tom Hanks.  Big grin He gave me a lot of money for car, house, trips, and clothes for free.


Stuart

 
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Wed Oct 20, 2004 6:50 am

I once posed as a camel in a caravan but got fired for drinking too much.
Cameras shoot pictures. Guns shoot people. They have the guns.
 
DLKAPA
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Wed Oct 20, 2004 6:53 am

Stuart, If I was really related to you, I'd probably have shot you by now  Wink/being sarcastic
And all at once the crowd begins to sing: Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same
 
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Fri Oct 22, 2004 3:48 pm

*suggest deletion*

Signed,

AirxLiban
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USAFHummer
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Mon Nov 01, 2004 2:16 pm

AirxLiban has no sense of humor,

Signed,
Everyone else on a.net


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OYRJA
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Mon Nov 01, 2004 2:28 pm

This thread started out lousy but ended up pretty funny actually Big grin

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My self  Big grin
 
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Mon Nov 01, 2004 3:51 pm

Even if it is a joke, it's kind of stupid
 
iowaman
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Nov 02, 2004 4:15 am

I love to abuse my authority as a moderator.

Signed,

Sabena332


Now that is something that is true!
 
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:26 am

I guess that's what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning.
 
DLKAPA
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RE: I Am Not Who I Say I Am

Tue Nov 02, 2004 6:35 am

It is make with I am deleting this for myself now and talk ya later!

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ScottysAir
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