In any case, by tomorrow his lawyers will have him engage in a Clintonian spate of denial (how do you define car? DUI? drunk?) or engage in a public display of remorse invoking God, country, mom, and apple pie.
We may even see him in one of those MADD TV
commercials engaging in a desperate bid for his rightful place on a Wheaties box.
Atheism is Myth Understood.