gkirk
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Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:19 pm

We all know the rumours (in the case of Andreas and Klaus, it's true) that Germans are infatuated with David Hasselhoff, but is it really true? Why would anyone idolise him? He's a fool!  Laugh out loud
Especially when he appears singing that sogn iN Eurotrip
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RE: Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:22 pm

I did idolise him.



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RE: Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:24 pm

Your joking? Embarrassment
I would have put a picture in this thread, but the thought of all the Germans on the forums reaching orgasm is pretty ghastly  Big grin
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RE: Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:25 pm

This extract from the Official (And Very Sad) David Hasselhoff Website...

"Despite his enormous success in television, Hasselhoff's childhood dream of a recording career had, by the late 1980's, yet to be fulfilled. However, that all changed when he recorded "Looking for Freedom," just at the end of the Cold War. The song quickly became an anthem for the German people and it raced to the number one spot on the German charts where it remained for eight consecutive weeks in 1989.

The album, Looking for Freedom, hit the top of the German charts as well, staying there for three months. It went gold and triple platinum in Europe while on its way to becoming Germany's number one selling album of the year. Hasselhoff was named "Most Popular and Best Selling Artist of the Year" in Germany. This honor was followed up by a twenty-city standing room only tour, with Hasselhoff playing to well over 250,000 adoring European fans.

The most thrilling performance of his singing career, however, came when Hasselhoff was invited to perform, "Looking For Freedom," live on top of the Berlin Wall on New Year's Eve, 1989. "It was the first time Germany had been unified, and close to a million East and West German fans stood together in the freezing cold at midnight watching me perform. I was overcome with emotion," said Hasselhoff."


Case closed.

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RE: Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:27 pm

ROFLMAO @ JGPH1A for being sad enough to check the website  Laugh out loud
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RE: Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:29 pm

"I would have put a picture in this thread, but the thought of all the Germans on the forums reaching orgasm is pretty ghastly"

I wouldn't like to see that either... nowadays I think Mr. Hasselhoff is way too 80s, the Miami Vice type of 80s and just as exciting as a



Anyway, that "I've been looking for freedom" thingy has been nicely used in a recent parody on Edgar Wallace's movies, with Hatler, the Butler, doing aerobics to that tune.

[Edited 2004-11-15 14:32:13]
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RE: Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:30 pm

I linked to it through Andreas' profile - it's his homepage.  Laugh out loud
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RE: Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:30 pm

I knew this was coming up. Especially by Gkirk himself Big grin

And yes. The germans do adore David Hasselhoff. You can't enter one single german music store without finding a David Hasselhoff cd Big grin
 
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RE: Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:34 pm

That goes for music stores in Scotland, South Africa, Denmark, Switzerland, UK and the USA, too, unfortunately...

But you know: You can't enter a Scottish (or British, for that matter) music store without finding a few dozen sheep baa-ing around, and THAT, dear friends and neighbours is really hard to handle!  Big grin
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RE: Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:35 pm

Although I was 14 at the time The Wall came down and should probably have been among Hasselhoff's target audience, my sentiments were more along the line:

"Cool car, but who's the dork with the toupet?" Big grin




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RE: Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:39 pm

Yep KITT rocked, in its very own way!  Laugh out loud
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RE: Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:43 pm

That goes for music stores in Scotland, South Africa, Denmark, Switzerland, UK and the USA, too, unfortunately...

No it doesn't. Can you please remove Denmark from that list please  Big grin
 
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RE: Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:44 pm

Sorry, Andreas. But your love for David Hasselhoff shows no boundaries  Smile
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RE: Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:46 pm

OYRJA: No I won't ....no way dude!!

TriStar...is that you, that little guy in front of that car, right beside Kirkie????

Kirkie: Yours for sheep neither!  Big grin Big grin
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RE: Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 10:55 pm

@Andreas

Nah, I am the guy lying under the car at the moment after being run over by the dork with the toupet. Big grin
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RE: Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:08 pm

Of course we do! Scots love sheep and we Germans love David...

pelican

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RE: Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:28 pm

That goes for music stores in Scotland, South Africa, Denmark, Switzerland, UK and the USA, too, unfortunately...

You can remove the UK too. I've never seen one of his CD's here either.

In fact, the only time his songs have ever appeared on either radio or television is so we can laugh at the Germans for actually liking it.
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RE: Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:30 pm

Never seen any David Hasselhoff CD's in Scotland either
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RE: Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:34 pm

Pelican: To be precise: BRITS love sheep...we do not want to let our English friends get away, right?  Big grin

Banco: Next time I spend some time in London (soon, very soon!!) I'll find one!
But ok, keep on laughing...we have reruns of Englands entries in the GP Eurovision on Geman TV...and sometimes they throw in these penalty shootouts 1990 and 1996 for a good time...veeeeery funny!!! Big grin Big grin Big grin
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RE: Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:39 pm

You keep living in the past, Andreas. Your current side versus previous football successes are merely a metaphor for your relentless slide into third world status. Big grin

By the way, if you do find a shop with a David Hasselhof CD, I suggest you publicise the fact. That shop will be out of business within a fortnight - and serve it right too.
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RE: Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:40 pm

If you should be so lucky to find a Hasselhoff cd in Denmark you most likely have to look for it in the 5€ cd trashbox.

By the way Andreas. Do you still listen to Wolfgang Petry?  Big grin



I saw that you met him in person once. Wasn't it great?? Big grin

 
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RE: Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:44 pm

Just goes to show that Germans really do have a thing for "stars" with bad haircuts/ toupets.
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RE: Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:45 pm

Banco: And you seem to live on high hopes only...well understandable based on the fact that your team NEVER managed to win anything in football except in 1966...and there you cheated!  Big grin Big grin Talking about 3rd world status....


OYRJA: You seem to be obsessed with German trash...how come? btw: Nice shirt...but who's that guy at your side???
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RE: Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:47 pm

Well... I do love German trash as much as I love any other trash Big grin
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RE: Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:48 pm

I wasn't talking about you falling to third world status in football, Andreas!  Laugh out loud

Mind you, as a consequence, you might well do that too.

Still, as has been clearly seen, you are a nation of Hasselhof fans. Mass suicide is surely called for, and if you don't agree we'll set the Scots on you (and you really don't want that).
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RE: Do Germans Really Idolise David Hasselhoff?

Mon Nov 15, 2004 11:57 pm

The Scots are currently busy shagging sheep all over Britain and devouring Haggis, as usual... nationwide suicide? Yeah right, and 6 weeks later the English team scored their first goal, right Big grin

Nah, we won't make it THAT easy for you guys...come over here and collect your next big frustration in 2006. Admit it: You want it that way, don't you  Big grin Big grin

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