N6376M
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Joke Of The Day

Thu Nov 18, 2004 6:59 am

Got this in an e-mail:

Did you know that John Kerry has put in for his fourth Purple Heart?

He claims it's for injuries sustained when President Bush whipped his ass.




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It's just a joke - you guys on the left can take comfort in the fact that there's only 1,525 days left in the Bush Presidency.

 
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RE: Joke Of The Day

Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:01 am

N6376m, Good one!!!!!!!!!!
 
pilot kaz
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RE: Joke Of The Day

Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:01 am

Man walks into a bar............










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RE: Joke Of The Day

Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:08 am

That's funny shit. How long till FalconAlpha rolls in and gets all fired up over it though?
 
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RE: Joke Of The Day

Thu Nov 18, 2004 7:44 am

I'll be a good sport, that was some funny stuff. Nicely done N6736m.  Big grin
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RE: Joke Of The Day

Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:39 am

An elderly man walks up to a marine guarding the White House and asks if he can speak to president Kerry. The marine tells him, "I'm sorry sir, but George Bush is president". He says ok and walks away. The next day, the same old man walks up to the marine and asks to see president Kerry. The marine replies, "sir, I told you yesterday, the president of the United States is George Bush". So he walks away agian. The third day, the old man walks up yet again to the same marine, and asks to see president Kerry. The marine says, "Sir, everyday you stop by and ask to president Kerry, and I keep telling you that Kerry is not president, George Bush is the president, why do you keep asking that?" The old man relplies, "I know, I just like hearing you say that". Just then the marine snaps at attention and salutes him and says "see you again tomorrow, sir"


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N6376M
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RE: Joke Of The Day

Thu Nov 18, 2004 10:43 am

Booya!
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