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The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Mon Nov 29, 2004 6:42 pm

I am not talking about driving or flying (that would not be stupid but criminal). Rather, what kind of things you usually have to be sober to do have you done while under the inflyence of alcohol ?

For me, it would have been working drunk. We've had a lot of departur drinks at work on friday mornings, , and usually I am completely trahsed once it is over with. Yet, I have to be working from 2pm to 6pm - my boss usually tells me to work but to keep my work till monday.

Also I have written postcards once drunk. Have read one of those since, I really should not have done that...

cheers,

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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:02 pm

Hmm for me the following:

- Proposing
- Getting drunk at a school social and being out of my face in front of the teaching staff (that's all I will say on that one  Big grin)
-Set my hair on fire
- went for a loooong walk and got lost
-Joining A.Net

not even that covers it LOL
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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:10 pm

Also I have written postcards once drunk.
UTAette was the recipient of such a postcard, she was unimpressed  Big grin

Back to the topic, I attempted to dribble a basketball while riding a bicycle.
On another occasion, I started racing some friends with those big 4-wheeled bins, on a sloped street obviously (jackass moment before the series0.

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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:13 pm

I have been on a swing while drunk, and then I decided to jump off when the swing was at the highest point, like I had done many times before. My friends who saw me do that said the swing missed my head by less than 5 centimeters on it's way back down. When I landed I twisted my ankle and couldn't walk properly for two weeks.

I've also taken an exam at school while drunk. The exam came as a surprise (I thought it was scheduled for the week later, but it wasn't). Since I hadn't really studied for it, I set my fantasy loose. The teach later told me she had never before seen such an "interesting interpretation of her discipline", the Basics of Ethics. Beacause of that interesting interpretation and the pile of typos i got an F.
 
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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:20 pm

At a party, pished in an empty beer bottle and gave it to someone who then drunk it  Big grin Bwahaha
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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:24 pm

That is only possible in two kind of places G.

- Where the blood is cold
- or Where you drink hot beer.

Fortunately, I live in neither of thsoe Big grin

Cheers,

707
 
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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Mon Nov 29, 2004 7:53 pm

........eaten
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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:08 pm

ConcordeBoy I now officially dislike you  Laugh out loud

cheers,

707
 
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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:19 pm

Why? ....jealous?  Laugh out loud
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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:25 pm

Not jealous, no.

I deam you guilty of the highest crime that can be o this world :

Harming a cat !

Cheers,

707
 
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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:26 pm

What does cat taste like  Smile ?

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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:37 pm

From what my grand parents say, it taste like rabbit...

But that was during the war.

cheers,

707
 
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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Mon Nov 29, 2004 8:40 pm

Stupidest thing I've done while drunk?? Hmm maybe it was when I jumped into a swimming pool pissed out my skull with some Canadians, oh wait nah I know. It was when I blew smoke into that fool 707's face. He punched me like a little girl but it still hurt! Git
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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:15 pm

I let her walk away...

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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:28 pm

Stupidest thing I've done while drunk?? Hmm maybe it was when I jumped into a swimming pool pissed out my skull with some Canadians.

I was also present at this moment in time, besides laughing my ass off at him.. I had to drag him out (fully clothed) as it looked like he was just about to f-in drown!!

Jesus mate, that was STUPID to the extreme!  Wink/being sarcastic But the Canadian chicks were hot, and they did appreciate our antics though!  Big grin What a body... Ahem!

I didn't like it the next morning though, Alex, were you feeling rough?! I s**t myself as soon as I opened my eyes!

Anyway, for me... Probably walking along the road at 4 in the morning after a new years eve party shouting at cars and talking to random strangers! Can't really think of much else.

Cheers,

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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:34 pm

Stupidest thing I've done while drunk?? Hmm maybe it was when I jumped into a swimming pool pissed out my skull with some Canadians, oh wait nah I know. It was when I blew smoke into that fool 707's face. He punched me like a little girl but it still hurt! Git

Oh, yes, I remember now punching you in the fase !!! Priceless moment, especially since I had ot intended to punch you.. but you brought your face anyway to my fist  Laugh out loud


Cheers,

707
 
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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:36 pm

Stood at arrivals in AMS shouting "Kev!... Bev!... Kev!... Bev...!" Then being informed that "bev" in dutch means something, ie. a guy might "bev" a girl...

So I then started on the "Bev Bev Bev Bev" routine just because it was 'rude'...

LMFAO!

Another time, i was in HKG in a bar with the crew from our flight. I ordered a plate of chips (Fries for the illiterate americans) and the captain started pinching them off my plate. So I got a bottle of tabasco sauce and COVERED the chips in it, lets just say he drank quite alot of water and didnt touch my food again... Was Hillarious...


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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:36 pm

I may have some pics of that occurence Big grin

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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:37 pm

Got VERY VERY confused in Faliraki, Rhodes.


Some guys came in to the bar wearing dresses.... jeez.
Was lucky I didn't get slapped.



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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:38 pm

Stood at arrivals in AMS shouting "Kev!... Bev!... Kev!... Bev...!" Then being informed that "bev" in dutch means something, ie. a guy might "bev" a girl...

That was soo f**king funny.... I was in TEARS!  Big thumbs up

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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Mon Nov 29, 2004 10:55 pm

That would have to be when a bunch of us decided to walk all the way home from the bars one freezing night instead of getting a taxi.

Then on the way we decided it was an even better idea to take all our clothes off and get into the fountain in the Champ de Mars.

But the best part was when the gendarme showed up, looking at us in disbelief: my cousin Gaetan got out of the fountain, got his camera from his jeans and asked the flic to take a photo of us!

Luckily, he let us live!
 
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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Tue Nov 30, 2004 12:35 am

I did a running, Superman-Style dive onto the hood of an oncoming GMC Sonoma while it was cruising at about 10MPH.

The resultant impact shattered my jaw, but I was too drunk to realize it and went into Dennys anyway and tried to let them seat me while I was covered in blood.
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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Tue Nov 30, 2004 12:51 am

Jasepl, fortunately you have not asked the cop for a McChicken that night...

707
 
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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Tue Nov 30, 2004 12:58 am

May I also mention that once, when drunk, 707cmf got laid by a woman 3 times his size and weight Big grin

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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:00 am



In her dreams, my friend, in her dreams...

cheers,

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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:09 am

UTAette isn't 3 times 707's size and weight?! Still, swing on.
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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:12 am

707 getting laid by UTAette ?

Pigs will be flying inverted under the Golden Gate bridge sooner Big grin

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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:19 am

Jasepl, fortunately you have not asked the cop for a McChicken that night...

Do I want to know what would have happened had I asked...?
 
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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Tue Nov 30, 2004 1:22 am

Do I want to know what would have happened had I asked...?

Probably the same thing that if you had told him "Mort aux vaches"

cheers,

707
 
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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Tue Nov 30, 2004 2:29 am

Aah... Compris!
 
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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Tue Nov 30, 2004 2:34 am

Have sex with my mother in law. Ugggggggggghhhhhhhh
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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Tue Nov 30, 2004 2:41 am

Have sex with my mother in law. Ugggggggggghhhhhhhh


ROFL

OMG.... Whats the number again.... 1-800-JERRYSPRINGER? hehehehe


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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Tue Nov 30, 2004 3:38 am

-Yanking in a clothes dryer
-Stole lawn ornaments (including a large cement Dutch girl statue)
-Told girlfriends that I've loved them
-Pissed off a roof
-Pissed off the back of a moving truck
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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Tue Nov 30, 2004 5:26 am

As drunks go, I'm fairly conservative--the wildest thing I've done lately is play two jazz sets at Spazio's in L.A. after a couple of martinis (for those who have never seen the one-drink-wonder in action, that's enough to get me pretty sloshed).

But once, toward the end of my senior year of college, I got togther at a bar with two classmates to review materials for a final group project due in class that evening. Somewhere between my first and third Hurricane (a New Orleans drink, loaded with rum) it was decided that I would be the one to deliver the in-class presentation, and to this very day I can't believe that I actually got up there and managed it--I was told later that it was the best speaking I had ever done.

I still get chills, though, when I think about the fact that all of our course grades hinged on this project. AND, two of us were graduating in a few weeks, so there would have been no time to make up the class if I'd blown it. Ouch.  Wow!

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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:07 am

Freshman year in college, hanging out in an fellow student's dorm room with about five other people. The room's occupant had built an almost ceiling-height bookcase out of cinder blocks and planks, nothing fastened together but sturdy because of its weight, which contained his stereo equipment, beer mugs, albums, and various knicknacks in addition to books. Significantly, as events turned out, the bookcase was in the form of a room divider, perpendicular to one of the walls rather than flush against a wall as is customary with bookcases.
There was a lot of heavy drinking in the room that evening and I most assuredly participated. I recall downing five shots of Southern Comfort and about half a bottle of red wine (we're talking screw-on-cap sort of wine, not Chateau Lafite '29), and probably much else. In my last conscious moment I recall trying to walk and instead falling against the bookcase.
I woke up - or regained consciousness, more accurately - back in my own room almost ten hours later, fully dressed with the light on. While engaged in the very first activity I performed after awakening, namely running to the restroom to vomit, another student gravely informed me that I had done something really bad the night before. I soon discovered that in my drunkenness, I had stumbled into the bookcase with such force as to cause the entire contraption to collapse, creating a godawful mess and destroying some stereo equipment and beer mugs. It was lucky that no one was injured by the collapsing bookcase. The (former) bookcase's owner was extremely angry with me, and I ended up paying him a couple hundred dollars for his damaged property. More seriously, the event sort of ruined my reputation among many people I knew and my social life in college never fully recovered.
Oh, one more thing. To this day - and this incident happened a LONG time ago - I have never been able to as much as look at Southern Comfort without feeling utterly disgusted!
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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Tue Nov 30, 2004 7:55 am

Mine was last week.. got pissed drunk and started ranting about the "Evil Nazis of the University Police".. so I had a friend drive me to the local police station. Went out back, and found a car that was well-lit (for the picture of course!), and preceeded to liberally leave my fluids all over the back-right door, window, and roof!  Big thumbs up

Yes, that's right.. I pissed on a marked cop car at the station! ROFL!  Big thumbs up

Steve

P.S. Once I get a copy of the picture, I will be sure to post it on a.net!!  Big grin
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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Tue Nov 30, 2004 8:49 am

This past summer I got piss drunk at a bar in Munich. My fellow exchange students and the chaperones (teachers from local schools) took us to some museum in Munich (sorry but I don't remember the name I hope you'll understand). There were World War II era fighter planes so I would have enjoyed it if I were sober.

Anyways, I began to feel sick. As this was my first time being that drunk I didn't know what to expect. I sat on a bench next to some friends, bent over and threw up all over the floor. We immediately left the area. I threw up more outside but I held it in my mouth until I found a bathroom. We then went to the Munich Ratskeller (the restaurant at the town hall where many important people go to eat). Well, there was a bench with some pillows at my table so I passed out there. I was passed out for a good 3 hours. Even before we got to the restaurant we had to wait outside for a friend of mine who has a kidney disease which limits his mobility. So I passed out there for a good half hour or so. After my long nap I got chewed out by the chaperones for sleeping in the restaurant. They could have easily sent me back to the USA if they knew why I was sleeping in the restaurant.

I've got some more stories from the same day just from other people. A friend kid I know got drunk and was walking down the hall of the youth hostel with a bottle of Jim Beam in his hand. A girl from our group accidentally walked into him so he pulled a knife out, slammed her against the wall and threatened to knife her if she ever did that again. The kid doesn't have the balls to do that sort of thing, even while drunk, but the girl got quite scared. The chaperones didn't even punish him for doing that.

Oh yeah, later that night another friend of mine got drunk and got head from some fat Canadian chick from Regina Saskatchewan.

Ahh, the wonders of alcohol.

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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Tue Nov 30, 2004 9:14 am

Stupidest thing...

Driven while drunk back in my early 20s. I refuse to risk it now, it's just the worst thing ever.

Apart from that, I sometimes morph into the whore of babylon when I am drunk. At one party, I remember kissing three people... I don't particularly like it when I get like that, so I tend to get nicely toasted drunk rather than completely off my face.

Other than that, an experience many years ago when I was in a bed with 8 other friends, and the girl in the bed decided that the gay boy made her horny. My fingers ventured into unseen territory before I woke up to what I was doing and beat a hasty retreat.

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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Tue Nov 30, 2004 9:23 am

Two nights before September 11th, a friend of mine and I got drunk. We drunk dialed American Airlines and bought two tickets from DFW-CDG. I had to call them back the next morning in order to figure out how much I paid. The lady on the phone in the morning was cracking up as I told her my story.

Another time: I got home from the bars at 2AM. Drunk dialed AA again and used my miles to buy a ticket to LGA. I packed my clothes drunk, took a cab to the airport, and stumbled onto the plane. I actually fell in the aisle. Thank god no one really saw me, otherwise I might not have been on that early 5AM flight.

And then of course, there was the time I burned my apartment down when I was drunk.

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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Tue Nov 30, 2004 10:17 am

Hummm for me, I was too drunk to remember, but lets just say, thank god I am not a father. Close call eh!! I also remember getting into a flight last summer in Grand Bend Ontario where my cottage is, it was no doubt alcohol induced.
 
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RE: The Stupidest Thing You've Done While Drunk

Tue Nov 30, 2004 6:55 pm

Playing 'Catch' with a knife. Thank goodness we were all uncoordinated etc...  Big grin and also thank goodness it was a bread and butter knife ot it may have been interesting...

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