ryanb741
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Some People Just Can't Control Their Hormones.....

Wed Dec 01, 2004 8:20 pm

Dog rape attempt goes astray

SAMUT PRAKAN: -- A Thai man was mauled when he drunkenly tried to rape a dog which fiercely resisted his advances, news reports said yesterday.

Police in Samut Prakan province, on Bangkok's southeastern fringes, told the Thai Rath newspaper that Toryip Rawang, 33, had been drinking heavily with friends before Monday's incident.

Toryip was questioned by police after residents of the area notified local authorities when they saw the bloodied man walking along a road.

He told police he noticed a brown female stray dog wagging its tail and "acting sexy" and pulled it into some tall grass by the roadside.

But the dog resisted, biting him on his face, chest and arms before he gave up his attempt and tried to stagger home.

Under further questioning Toryip admitted to previously raping three dogs while he was under the influence of alcohol.

He told police he always became aroused when he drank heavily but did not have enough money to pay a prostitute.

Police said Toryip had been given a rabies shot and was not charged with a crime, but he had fled his home in an apparent effort to avoid public ridicule.
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Wed Dec 01, 2004 8:23 pm

I've said it before. Kirkie shouldn't be allowed to go on holiday. When he's deprived of his sheep he goes looking for alternatives.  Laugh out loud
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gkirk
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Wed Dec 01, 2004 8:53 pm

FFS...leave me out of this. I do not maul animals....unlike that German Klaus  Big grin
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jasepl
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Thu Dec 02, 2004 12:33 am

Hey Kirkie, I thought sex tourism was was outlawed?  Big grin
 
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Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:45 am

Just goes to prove even rabid mongrel dogs have higher standards than Kirkie Big grin
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MD11Engineer
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Thu Dec 02, 2004 2:55 am

Kirkie,

You got it wrong, the dog wasn´t mauled by you, but buggered, and in return, the dog mauled you!  Wink/being sarcastic

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theCoz
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Thu Dec 02, 2004 3:28 am

Getting turned down by a stray dog...how pathetic
 
MxCtrlr
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Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:20 pm

Can anyone please explain to me (and, mind you, I've been totally sh*t-faced drunk several times) how you can be so drunk as to look at a true dog (as opposed to the two-legged variety that appear so hot when one is plastered) and say it was "acting sexy"? How many drinks do you need to have in you for that optical illusion to occur??????

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Superfly
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Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:24 pm

I can't believe this?
He should be send to an mental hospital. I've been $h!tfaced drunk many times and never wanted to have sex with a dog.

This guy is nuts!
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MxCtrlr
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Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:26 pm

Thailand is flooded with hot babes that are really women!

And its also flooded with some "hot babes" who really aren't "babes" at all, either, but that's another thread topic....

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jasepl
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Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:28 pm

They're called 'Ladyboys'
 
Superfly
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Thu Dec 02, 2004 1:43 pm

I certainly hope he got the pick of the litter.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
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planespotterx
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Fri Dec 03, 2004 1:57 am

The guys excuse to the cops..."She was a right B*tch" lmao
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Fri Dec 03, 2004 2:09 am

His exact words before he pulled her into the tall grass:

"I am gonna put the smack down on your ass, Biaaaaatchhh!"
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