bananaboy
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UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:48 am

Made me laugh anyway....

http://places.jump-around.com/closest/


Pishill (map)
11.5 miles

Golden Balls (map)
17.5 miles

Crotch Crescent (map)
24.1 miles

Herbert's Hole (map)
25.0 miles

Wet Pits (map)
30.2 miles

Cuckoo's Knob (map)
30.4 miles

Titty Hill (map)
30.8 miles

Balls Cross (map)
34.3 miles

Knob Hill (map)
38.0 miles

Tyttenhanger (map)
38.0 miles

Not quite sure why it didn't list "Clench" - always makes me smile.

 Laugh out loud

Mark
All my life, I've been kissing, your top lip 'cause your bottom one's missing
 
LHSebi
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:52 am

Bottom Burn (map)
10.0 miles

Fanny Burn (map)
25.2 miles

Fanny Hill (map)
25.5 miles

Turdees (map)
28.7 miles

Bitch Craig (map)
30.0 miles

Fatlips Castle (map)
30.9 miles

Dickland (map)
33.0 miles

Rotten Bottom (map)
37.9 miles

Spunkie (map)
52.6 miles

Assloss (map)
54.7 miles

Hahahahaha! I love Dickland and Assloss  Big thumbs up

Sebastian
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alcregular
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:54 am

I think mine are hillarious, btw I live in Sunderland so these are pretty apt:

Spital Tongues (map)
9.3 miles

Hairy Side (map)
21.9 miles

Fanny Barks (map)
25.9 miles

Slag Hill (map)
32.3 miles

Cock Bush Hall Farm (map)
35.5 miles

Shitlington Crags (map)
35.7 miles

Cock Heads (map)
41.2 miles

Bitchagreen (map)
42.1 miles

Faggot (map)
44.0 miles

Crackpot (map)
44.3 miles
Why drive when you can fly?
 
planespotterx
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:55 am

Theres a "Brown Willy" in Cornwall..
Its not the fall that kills u, its the sudden stop at the end..
 
bananaboy
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Fri Dec 10, 2004 2:55 am

TURDEES?

OMG! I HAVE to go there! HAHAHA


Mark
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alcregular
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:00 am

Planestotterx,

When was Kirkie down in Cornwall? hehe
Why drive when you can fly?
 
Russophile
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:07 am

I still think the funniest place name in England, for reaons of pure irony, is Bath.  Big grin
 
PlymSpotter
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:08 am

Yeap, Brown Willy 420m high peak on Bodmin moor, have walked up it many times Big grin
Near to me are;

Crapstone (map)
3.3 miles

Lower Piles (map)
8.7 miles

Bush Down (map)
16.6 miles

Brown Willy (map)
23.9 miles

Arshaton Wood (map)
37.6 miles

Lickham Bottom (map)
49.6 miles

Dead Cow Point (map)
56.8 miles

Clitsome Farm (map)
58.4 miles

Burnt Bottom (map)
68.0 miles

Piddlehinton (map)
78.8 miles

Dan  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
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EZYAirbus
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:21 am

Cocks Green (map)
39.1 miles

Smoker's Hole (map)
40.4 miles

Feltwell (map)
45.5 miles

Fishpits (map)
48.8 miles

Fingringhoe (map)
49.2 miles

Salters Lode (map)
54.1 miles

Six Mile Bottom (map)
56.8 miles

Dancing Dicks (map)
61.2 miles

Cock Clarks (map)
65.4 miles

Gay Bowers (map)
66.0 miles

Glenn

http://www.glenneldridgeaviation.com
 
Gary2880
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:40 am

Tarty Burn (map)
12.6 miles

Titaboutie (map)
24.4 miles

Boghead (map)
24.8 miles

Dykeside (map)
25.1 miles

Coulterfanny (map)
33.5 miles

Fanny Burn (map)
84.1 miles

Fanny Hill (map)
84.1 miles

Bottom Burn (map)
85.3 miles

Turdees (map)
112.5 miles

Lady's Hole (map)
112.9 miles


alot of fannys near me...
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planespotterx
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Fri Dec 10, 2004 3:52 am

Oh yea i nearly forgot, theres a twatt in Scotland (Shetland isles I think) lol.
Its not the fall that kills u, its the sudden stop at the end..
 
BCNGRO
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:11 am

"Pity me" (near Newcastle)  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
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Gary2880
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:34 am



another interesting place in scotland
Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel :- Samuel Johnson
 
Jkw777
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:37 am

Sandy Balls (map)
15.6 miles

Titty Hill (map)
28.5 miles

Handcock's Bottom (map)
32.3 miles

Zig-Zag Hill (map)
32.9 miles

Cuckoo's Knob (map)
34.0 miles

Balls Cross (map)
36.6 miles

Shaggs (map)
39.5 miles

Wet Pits (map)
39.9 miles

Lickfold (map)
40.3 miles

Dungy Head (map)
42.3 miles

Justin  Big thumbs up
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trekster
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:38 am

Butt Mound
17.6 miles

Fanny Hands Lane
18.1 miles

Poke Holes
20.7 miles

Cottagers
37.2 miles

Rimswell
42.0 miles

Jughole wood
43.2 miles

Butthole Lane
43.5 miles

Shafton Two Gates
44.1 miles

Hole in the Wall
49.2 miles

Shatton Moor
49.2 miles
HMMM, i think i live in a strange area, alot of those places are a bit scary
Where does the time go???
 
Logan22L
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:43 am

ROFLMAO!!!

When I used to go skiing near Okemo mountain in Vermont, I'd always chuckle at the "Felchville" sign.

Sorry to tread on your thread; I'm a colonist.

Logan
"The deeper you go, the higher you fly. The higher you fly, the deeper you go."
 
Arsenal@LHR
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Fri Dec 10, 2004 4:57 am

Claggy Cott (map)
5.9 miles

Tyttenhanger (map)
12.6 miles

Herbert's Hole (map)
15.5 miles

Nasty (map)
17.1 miles

Bummers Hill (map)
20.1 miles

Shingay (map)
20.3 miles

Minges (map)
22.4 miles

Shaftenhoe End (map)
22.5 miles

Pishill (map)
30.2 miles

Mincing Lane (map)
30.4 miles

In Arsene we trust!!
 
bananaboy
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:02 am

Sorry to tread on your thread; I'm a colonist.


What has the colon got to do with this anyway?  Laugh out loud


Mark
All my life, I've been kissing, your top lip 'cause your bottom one's missing
 
mhodgson
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:47 am

Hard Crag (map)
12.9 miles

Cocklick End (map)
18.0 miles

Breasty Haw (map)
18.5 miles

Gaping Gill (map)
19.2 miles

Randy Pike (map)
22.8 miles

Clitheroe (map)
23.7 miles

Big End (map)
26.2 miles

Buttock (map)
26.9 miles

Tongue Head (map)
29.9 miles

Pisser Clough (map)
35.9 miles

don't get Clitheroe... some good ones there though!
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Logan22L
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Fri Dec 10, 2004 7:53 am

Bananaboy: Because all these names are sh*tty!!!  Wink/being sarcastic Actually, they are hilarious.

Logan

[Edited 2004-12-09 23:54:48]
"The deeper you go, the higher you fly. The higher you fly, the deeper you go."
 
ba757
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Fri Dec 10, 2004 8:23 am

Fartown (map)
2.0 miles

Upperthong (map)
5.4 miles

Dick Slack (map)
8.2 miles

Penistone (map)
11.3 miles

Hole Bottom (map)
11.8 miles

Pisser Clough (map)
15.0 miles

Shafton Two Gates (map)
17.3 miles

Camp Town (map)
18.2 miles

Ramsbottom (map)
21.2 miles

Shatton Moor (map)
22.6 miles

Adam
 
whitehatter
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Fri Dec 10, 2004 8:27 am

Lead me not into temptation, I can find my own way there...
 
KateAA
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Fri Dec 10, 2004 1:20 pm

Hello,

I went to boarding school in the UK and the school was near a town called Gaydon hehe

Other then that I cant think of any...

Kate
 
gkirk
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Fri Dec 10, 2004 6:26 pm

Twathats (map)
9.3 miles

Wide Open Dykes (map)
10.4 miles

Willy Knot (map)
18.8 miles

Little Cockup (map)
20.4 miles

Great Cockup (map)
20.4 miles

Cock Play (map)
23.2 miles

Cockermouth (map)
23.3 miles

Rotten Bottom (map)
30.7 miles

Tongue Head (map)
36.1 miles

Shitlington Crags (map)
37.5 miles

 Laugh out loud
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kaddyuk
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Sat Dec 11, 2004 2:13 am

I have to drive through Gaydon on my way back up north to manchester... Other wise known as london  Big grin.

I got a friend who lives in Glastonbury and he lives on "Leg of mutton road".

Once got arrested by a copper who thought he was lieing...

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pilot kaz
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Sat Dec 11, 2004 4:58 am

There is a town I know of called "Toaster"
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Jaspike
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Sat Dec 11, 2004 5:11 am

Came across this site ages ago, it's brill  Laugh out loud

Butt Mound (map)
17.8 miles

Cottagers (map)
21.3 miles

Butthole Lane (map)
27.7 miles

Jughole wood (map)
31.4 miles

Fanny Hands Lane (map)
33.9 miles

Hole in the Wall (map)
35.5 miles

Poke Holes (map)
36.4 miles

Shatton Moor (map)
41.2 miles

Shafton Two Gates (map)
43.5 miles

Willey (map)
46.2 miles

Pretty much the same places that Trekster mentioned  Smile

Tom
 
bananaboy
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Sat Dec 11, 2004 5:12 am

There is a town I know of called "Toaster"

As well as "Towcester?"

Hehehe


Mark
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pilot kaz
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Sat Dec 11, 2004 5:15 am

After running the search  Big grin

Tyttenhanger (map)
7.3 miles

Claggy Cott (map)
8.7 miles

Herbert's Hole (map)
9.3 miles

Nasty (map)
20.2 miles

Minges (map)
23.1 miles

Mincing Lane (map)
23.6 miles

Bummers Hill (map)
23.8 miles

Pishill (map)
24.5 miles

Cock Pond (map)
24.8 miles

Shingay (map)
27.7 miles


Har har
-
 
RedDragon
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Sat Dec 11, 2004 5:26 am

When I'm at uni in Nottingham:

Cottagers, Butthole Lane, Hole in the Wall, Jughole wood, Foul End, Dirty Gutter, Willey, Butt Mound, Shatton Moor, Butty Moss...

(Arses seem to feature a lot in the East Midlands - hmmm.... Also, despite not being dirty like the rest, I think a special mention must go to Bunny - it always makes me smile  Smile)

And when I'm at home in Cardiff:

Box Bush Farm, Crab Hole, Clitsome Farm, Snatch House , Bullyhole Bottom, Lickham Bottom, Penishapentre, Butt Hatch, Lusty Hill, Lord Hereford's Knob

(not that I've ever actually heard of any of them... do these places really exist?)

And finally: LOL at Toaster!
 
Continental
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Sat Dec 11, 2004 6:10 am

Think Concoreboy's already on his way to Dickland??
 
whitehatter
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Sun Dec 12, 2004 8:24 am

I live sort of half way between Crumpsall and Dumplington

wonderful area this...
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Foxy
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Sun Dec 12, 2004 10:21 am

Dick Slack (map)
11.1 miles

Upperthong (map)
12.4 miles

Nob End (map)
13.8 miles

Ramsbottom (map)
15.8 miles

Hole Bottom (map)
16.3 miles

Fartown (map)
16.9 miles

Penistone (map)
17.5 miles

Shatton Moor (map)
17.9 miles

Butty Moss (map)
19.4 miles

Pisser Clough (map)
21.6 miles
 
ba757
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Mon Dec 13, 2004 6:56 am

Foxy: Where are you from? Your profile says Manchester, well Fartown is not 16.9miles from Manchester!

Your list is very similar to mine:

Fartown (map)
2.0 miles

Upperthong (map)
5.4 miles

Dick Slack (map)
8.2 miles

Penistone (map)
11.3 miles

Hole Bottom (map)
11.8 miles

Pisser Clough (map)
15.0 miles

Shafton Two Gates (map)
17.3 miles

Camp Town (map)
18.2 miles

Ramsbottom (map)
21.2 miles

Shatton Moor (map)
22.6 miles

Adam
 
BAViscount
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RE: UK Users.. Funny Place Names Near You!

Mon Dec 13, 2004 8:54 am

Cock Pond (map)
7.1 miles

Titsey Park (map)
11.1 miles

Mincing Lane (map)
11.2 miles

Pratt's Bottom (map)
13.3 miles

Knob Hill (map)
20.1 miles

Tyttenhanger (map)
25.7 miles

Thong (map)
26.3 miles

Hooker's Farm (map)
27.6 miles

Balls Cross (map)
29.0 miles

Rear Wood (map)
29.5 miles

The ironic thing is, number one in my list, Cock Pond, is right next to what I understand is a well known gay pub on Clapham Common! What came first, the pub or the pond?!
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