Here's what I would do (just indulging your post):
1. Abolish the Federal Minimum Wage. In this day of outsourcing, downsizing, and layoffs, we just can't compete in a global economy. We just can't. And here we are, already pricing ourselves out of business and people are clamoring for a minimum wage
HIKE. That's like getting laid off from your job and turning around and buying a new car.
I think that the market should decide what wages are worth. I know what you're thinking about "slave" wages. But hey, if someone fills the position and is willing to work for that wage, then so be it. If there are no takers, then the employer would have no choice but to increase the wage being offered.
2. Liquidate Social Security after 2010 and make participation for those born after 1960 optional.
The government really, REALLY dropped the ball with this program. How can the People possibly do worse for their retirement?
3. Allow abortion to remain legal, but only as a medical emergency and not as a form of birth control.
4. Marriage: between a man and a woman. Period.
5. Lower the drinking age to 18.
6. Legalize hemp/cannibis/marijuana. Not just as a drug, but also for the products it can yield as alternatives to polyester and paper. The potheads will always be potheads. Those who don't want to smoke it wont.
7. Outlaw field sobriety checkpoints as they are unreasonable search and siezures based on no probable cause, red light cameras, and cap traffic violation fines at $25, but allow a point system to be implemented that could result in much faster revokation of drivers licenses and vehicle impounds. Hey, it's all about safety, right?
8. Allow tax deductions for all Social Services to be voluntary. In other words, if you want to see welfare et. al. continued, you have the choice to pay into it. If not, then you can pocket that money. Of course by exercising this option, you will be ineligible for all servies.
limit the amount of time one could spend living on the dole to 90 days. If any man or woman, while living on any kind of State, Federal, or County aid has a child, BOTH parties involved will be subject to mandatory sterilization or immediate cancellation of benefits.
9. This is the United States: English is the official language. No taxpayer money will be used to print any literature or provide foreign language translator services.
10. NO benefits of any kind (including medical care and schooling) for illegal aliens OR
THEIR CHILDREN. Any person who knowingly hires an illegal alien for work will be subject to Federal prosecution and mandatory prison time.
11. Ammend the Constitution to decree that children born in the United States to illegal aliens are NOT citizens. Only children born to natural or naturalized citizens can be citizens.
12. Declare the Teamsters Union a criminal organization and give a 90 day disbanding ultimatum. Those still identifying themselves as "Teamsters" after that time are subject to arrest.
13. Any form of discrimination, whether it's "traditional" white against black, or "politically correct" i.e. Affirmative Action will be a felony. No person or organization can set any kind of quotas or give any sort of preferential treatment based on race, ethnicity, gender, or sexual orientation.
More to come......