jfkaua
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Kirk And Sheep

Tue Dec 14, 2004 5:26 am

Hey I was just wondering how did this sheep thing start? I was looking through his recent thread starters.. and somehow someone has tied sheep into the conversation wether it was

-someone who touched you
-capital of Scotland
-liars
-FA cup
and finally the best looking women in multiple countries

So how did kirks fasination with sheep begin?
 
Logan22L
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Tue Dec 14, 2004 5:30 am

It's actually indigenous to the Scottish people  Wink/being sarcastic. Not Kirkie's fault, really.

Logan
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707CMF
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Tue Dec 14, 2004 5:31 am

It is something shared by Scotts, Welsh and Kiwis : the ovophily.

Cheers,

707
 
Christa
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:00 am

Yes I know what Kirk goes through,  Wink/being sarcastic being Welsh..

MYT332, happens to think that I have sex with sheep as in North Wales (which he actually lives closer to than I, as I live in South Wales)

It's a bit like saying all German females don't shave..

Odd, eh?

Regards,

Chris
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jasepl
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:03 am

Odd does not necessarily equal untrue, does it?  Big grin
 
iakobos
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Tue Dec 14, 2004 6:38 am

Kirkie,

It if might relieve you of some of the pressure, be informed that sheep shagging is not only practiced by Scots, Picts and occasionally by some Welsh.

At the very opposite side of Europe, on a big island, many a young person are also very sensitive to the feminity and warmness of goats and sheeps.
It is a saying down there that many factors help keep the practice popular:
it makes the milk richer, after shagging sessions the animals are reluctant or unable to run which makes it easier for the sheperd, young people get a free formation, and a convenient exutory for their overflowing dynamism in an otherwise very conservative society.

Note: they also wear a skirt and even occasionally clogs.
It would seem the skirt and the practice go hand in hand.
 
Springbok747
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:17 am

Well, the Aussies love their sheep also, so Kirkie is not alone with his "sheep-fetish".  Big grin
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Christa
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:36 am

Jaspel..

I can assure you that it would be odd for me..  Smile.. honest!

Really, It gets stupid when I go to England or abroad and myself and my peers worry about getting called "Sheep Shaggers" just because we are Welsh.. of course it is even worst if you have clothing on that shows your Welsh, e.g. Rugby Jersey, Football (Soccer) Jersey and so on..

Regards,

Chris
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Banco
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:39 am

I do have to say that one of the best retorts I ever heard was from a Kiwi who said that whilst it was absolutely true that they all shagged sheep; what did it say for the rest of us who all bought New Zealand lamb.  Wow!
She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
 
jfkaua
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:46 am

they really do that?!?!?!
 
Springbok747
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Tue Dec 14, 2004 7:54 am

they really do that?!?!?!

Of course  Big grin

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jfkaua
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Tue Dec 14, 2004 8:03 am

HAHAHAH thats a great pic
 
Banco
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Tue Dec 14, 2004 8:18 am

they really do that?!?!?!

He might have been exaggrating ever so slightly for the sake of a good joke.  Big grin
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Rj111
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Tue Dec 14, 2004 8:38 am

Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?.....









.....So the sheep won't hear the zipper. Big grin Big grin Big grin
 
jasepl
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Tue Dec 14, 2004 8:40 am

You guys should be posting this stuff on the other thread... We're trying to break a record!
 
gkirk
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Tue Dec 14, 2004 8:53 am

You know something...I hope you all die a painful death....twats.

















 Big grin
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gkirk
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Tue Dec 14, 2004 9:32 pm

I guess that last message scared you all away  Big thumbs up
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saintsman
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Tue Dec 14, 2004 9:37 pm

Its not the ones who shag sheep you have to watch. Its the paedophiles who shag lambs......
 
OYRJA
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Tue Dec 14, 2004 9:37 pm

Hey Kirkie,
Have you noticed one thing? I haven't replied to this mail until now. I have been nice to you the last couple of days Big grin  Laugh out loud
 
Thom@s
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Tue Dec 14, 2004 9:47 pm

I'd like to follow up on OYRJA's post here... I can be good too, see?  Smile

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gkirk
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Tue Dec 14, 2004 9:49 pm

When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
 
WrenchBender
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:52 am

GKirk, I was wondering, do you have any kilt wearing relations in Canada ? Specifically in the Ottawa area ?

http://www.canoe.ca/NewsStand/EdmontonSun/News/2004/12/15/783307-sun.html

It's obviously not you as you are still posting were as this person is enjoying 'Quiet Time'

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whitehatter
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:58 am

Now you know what Kirky's bumper sticker means...

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NZ747
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Thu Dec 16, 2004 9:06 am

A Scottish farmer buys several sheep, hoping to breed them for wool.
After several weeks, he notices that none of the sheep are getting pregnant, and phones a vet for help. The vet tells him that he should try artificial insemination.
The farmer doesn't have the slightest idea what this means but, not wanting to display his ignorance, only asks the vet how he will know when the sheep are pregnant. The vet tells him that they will stop standing around and instead will lie down and wallow in grass when they are pregnant.
The man hangs up and gives it some thought. He comes to the conclusion that artificial insemination means he has to impregnate the sheep himself.
So, he loads the sheep into his Land Rover, drives them out into the woods, has sex with them all, brings them back, and goes to bed.
Next morning, he wakes and looks out at the sheep. Seeing that they are all still standing around, he deduces that the first try didn't take, and loads them in the Land Rover again. He drives them out to the woods, bangs each sheep twice for good measure, brings them back, and goes to bed exhausted.
Next morning, he wakes to find the sheep still just standing round. "Try again." he tells himself, and proceeds to load them up, and drive them out to the woods. He spends all day shagging the sheep and upon returning home, falls listlessly into bed.
The next morning, he cannot even raise himself from the bed to look out of the window. He asks his wife to look, and tell him if the sheep are lying in the grass.
"No," she says, "they're all in the Land Rover, and one of them is beeping the horn."
 
Banco
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Thu Dec 16, 2004 9:07 am

Kirkie says that the best technique is to take them to the edge of a cliff. Apparently they push back harder.  Big grin
She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
 
MYT332
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Thu Dec 16, 2004 10:07 am

MYT332, happens to think that I have sex with sheep as in North Wales

Behave lad, I never said just North Wales at all. There's too much evidence to the contrary. Just take this pic, hell, one of your mates is even bending over ready for you.  Wow!

http://www.bakerlite.co.uk/pics/Wales/South%20Wales/Vale/St%20Fagans/sheep-2.jpg
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gkirk
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Thu Dec 16, 2004 6:49 pm

A sheep shagging joke from a New Zealander....I dont think things can get any worse  Sad
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NZ747
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:08 pm

yes, but scottish farmers have been around sheep longer that kiwi's, and have most likely got passed the stage of experimentation, and on to the karma sutra a long long time ago.....you probably already new that  Big grin
 
gkirk
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:17 pm

Hey, you lot down under have a ratio of one man to every 10 sheep. You've never had it so good  Laugh out loud
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Banco
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:19 pm

Looking to emigrate, Kirkie?  Big grin
She's as nervous as a very small nun at a penguin shoot.
 
NZ747
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:47 pm

Don't worry, the sheep that do get shagged by horny farmers here, are the ones that get exported around the world. They are more tender in the hind quarter  Big grin .

So it's us that get the final laugh, bacause all you non sheep countries, your the ones eating them.

..Enjoy
 
gkirk
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RE: Kirk And Sheep

Thu Dec 16, 2004 7:56 pm

Just thing Banco, the next time you eat lamb...it might have been penetrated by a horny Welsh farmer callled Giles  Laugh out loud
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