You guys are some sick bastards...
Better to be sick bastards than sad bastards.
Hmmm lets see: 2 bottles of some 80 proof vodka, 1 bottle of Jager, 1 bottle of tequila, 1 keg. Not half bad. Not to mention some cases too.
Let me guess, a keg of pisswater beer, some cases of Zima, 2 bottles of cheap vodka (in a plastic bottle, I'm guessing Mr. Boston), a bottle of cheap tequila (I'm guessing Pepe Lopez), and Jager, which other than the keg was probably the most expensive item on that list. I went to my share of college parties, so I know what the typical drink setup is. I've been to some really good bashes up in Athens, and the best beer they ever had on tap was Killian's (Usually it would be Bud Lite or Icehouse.) Once I was lucky and someone had some bottles of Fosters. I'd bring some good beer and would have to hide it because who wouldn't rather have a Bass instead of Asshouse?