vaporlock
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Christmas Jokes Only!

Wed Dec 15, 2004 11:24 am

OK....now we need to get the Christmas Jokes Happening!!! So if you have any Christmas jokes..... lets have them!!!







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MD11LuxuryLinr
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RE: Christmas Jokes Only!

Wed Dec 15, 2004 12:25 pm

Why is there only 25 letters in Santa's alphabet?



Noel..


Sorry..
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flyingbronco05
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RE: Christmas Jokes Only!

Wed Dec 15, 2004 12:29 pm

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RE: Christmas Jokes Only!

Wed Dec 15, 2004 12:37 pm

FB05, I must be a big kid, because that just made my week!  Laugh out loud

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flyingbronco05
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RE: Christmas Jokes Only!

Wed Dec 15, 2004 12:50 pm

C'mon! Everybody has got to love the mom ripping a huge one on santa!
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syncmaster
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RE: Christmas Jokes Only!

Wed Dec 15, 2004 3:13 pm

LOL!!!

That was great FB05!!

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RE: Christmas Jokes Only!

Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:37 pm

Brillaian stuff guys

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RE: Christmas Jokes Only!

Wed Dec 15, 2004 6:46 pm







Thom@s
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RE: Christmas Jokes Only!

Wed Dec 15, 2004 7:02 pm

What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree ?
A pineapple !  Big grin

 
vaporlock
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RE: Christmas Jokes Only!

Thu Dec 16, 2004 3:37 pm

Flyingbronco05, thanks for the laugh!!!

Here are a few more......









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