NZ747
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Going To The Airport Drunk

Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:55 am

If you went to the Airport drunk as hell, and had your passport, lots of cash, and enough alcohol in your system to last for a week...

where do you think you'll wake up? (if you got on a plane at all)
 
theCoz
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RE: Going To The Airport Drunk

Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:59 am

I'd take the next overseas flight anywhere. I love how they serve free alcohol on those flights.
 
Newark777
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RE: Going To The Airport Drunk

Thu Dec 16, 2004 8:59 am

If you watch 'Airline' on A&E, you'll see that you won't get very far at all! The drunk passengers on that show are told to either sober up and go on a later flight, or they are escorted out of the airport by security.

On a lighter note, you would probably end up somewhere with a pretty big headache, no money left, and no idea where you are.
Why grab a Heine when you can grab a Busch?
 
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RE: Going To The Airport Drunk

Thu Dec 16, 2004 9:09 am

When I get drunk I don't all sloppy & stupid. I still maintain control of myself.
One time I had a half bottle of Jack Daniels because I knew I'd be stuck on a Continental flight from LAX to ORD with a stopover in Houston.
Anything to get me through a CO flight helps.
Bring back the Concorde

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