LHMark
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Worst Christmas Cookie Ever.

Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:26 am

My Fiancee's mother made and decorated her own Christmas cookies. I've never seen such a horrible cookie. Do you guys see the same horrible thing I do?


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theCoz
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RE: Worst Christmas Cookie Ever.

Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:31 am

LMAO! It appears as though someone has had an accident.  Laugh out loud


So, how do they taste?
 
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RE: Worst Christmas Cookie Ever.

Mon Dec 27, 2004 2:51 am

haha yes. it does look like someone soiled themselves...
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RE: Worst Christmas Cookie Ever.

Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:45 am

I couldn't bring myself to eat it. Even Jcs17 couldn't eat THIS cookie.
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RE: Worst Christmas Cookie Ever.

Mon Dec 27, 2004 4:24 am

What's that supposed to look like? Santa Claus on crack?
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RE: Worst Christmas Cookie Ever.

Mon Dec 27, 2004 4:36 am

Maybe its a 'special cookie'

It would go to school in the 'special gingerbread house'
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RE: Worst Christmas Cookie Ever.

Mon Dec 27, 2004 8:31 am

Argh...

"Cartman crapped himself" was the first thought that I had on seeing it

 Wow!
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RE: Worst Christmas Cookie Ever.

Mon Dec 27, 2004 3:36 pm

Wow......that is just too funny!!!! My questions is.....was she into the sauce while baking these????  Big thumbs up

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LHMark
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RE: Worst Christmas Cookie Ever.

Mon Dec 27, 2004 10:21 pm

'Lock, I don't think she's a drinker. Maybe she should start.
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RE: Worst Christmas Cookie Ever.

Tue Dec 28, 2004 4:04 pm

LHMark, well by looking at the cookie I agree!!! Big grin I'm still trying to figure out what it is????

Phyllis  Wink/being sarcastic
 
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RE: Worst Christmas Cookie Ever.

Tue Dec 28, 2004 4:45 pm

Hee hee...that is hilarious! It looks exactly like a gingerbread man who 'rides the small bus' who soiled him or herself.

I used to make a buttload of gingerbread cookies every year at Christmas. One year a friend of mine came over and we holed up at my apartment decorating the cookies. All of a sudden (after about 200 cookies) she said "I'm sick of decorating your f**king Christmas cookies" and she wrote "F**K" on a cookie in icing. I burst out laughing and that was that...by the time we were done, we had anatomically correct gingerbread men and women, and cookies that read "$hit", "Sex", and the best one, "Ejaculate". I have one friend who I knew would appreciate such cookies so we bagged them up and brought them to him the next day. He laughed fit to burst before eating all of them. It was hilarious.

Maybe your fiancee's mom was having such a moment?
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RE: Worst Christmas Cookie Ever.

Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:38 am

Did it walk in a minefield or what. GOD!!! damn it's horrible
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RE: Worst Christmas Cookie Ever.

Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:45 am

LMAO!!!!!!  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud

Was she on something while she baked that cookie?????? Big grin
Even SASlover makes nicer cookies than that. And he really sucks! Big grin
 
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RE: Worst Christmas Cookie Ever.

Wed Dec 29, 2004 4:56 am

And now for no apparent reason, I attached your face to the cookie.

It fits kind of well too. Maybe thats a red bra or something?



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RE: Worst Christmas Cookie Ever.

Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:08 am

LMFAO!! Thats the ugliest cookie I've ever seen Mark. Now the real question is, did you eat that horrible thing??  Big grin
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RE: Worst Christmas Cookie Ever.

Wed Dec 29, 2004 6:43 am

Could be the artwork for "Disintegration" by The Cure. Big grin
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LHMark
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RE: Worst Christmas Cookie Ever.

Thu Dec 30, 2004 2:38 am

I'm thinking of selling the cookie on ebay
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RE: Worst Christmas Cookie Ever.

Thu Dec 30, 2004 2:42 am

In that case, don't forget to include a cute ghost story, e.g. your son (doesn't matter if you have one) can't sleep because everytime he closes his eyes, he sees the cookie with his inner eyes and freaks out completely. Only someone paying $10,000 for it can make little LHMark jr. sleep again.
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