LOL. I have only said 'Innit' twice in my entire life, and both of those times I was drunk.
Innit so, eh? Now, bling, bling, ming, ming, ting, ting-er-ling-er-ling, bing.
*Is suspiciously curious about your recommendations.*
"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."