What everybody else in the world calls football, we call Soccer, and where the only person who uses their foot in out football, is the kicker or punter.
You fly the USA flag outside your home and have flag stickers on you car.
You know of very few people whom have traveled outside of North America.
If you have traveled or seen non-USA national news broadcasts, you think it's wierd they spend considerable time on issues in Africa, Asia, rather than some regional or local murder trial.
English is the only language you know how to speak and write.
You don't have any clue where some of the countries involved in the recent Tursiami are.
You hate the French, Arabs, Islamic peoples, and you expect the world to love you.
You have a vehicle that is larger than those found in 90% of the world.
Your primary vehicle is an SUV
Your family has 2-3 vehicles.
Gun ownership and possession is a right, not a privilage.
You know that despite the many flaws of our country, many people of the world want to come here to live.