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Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:17 am

What in your opinion is the easiest job?

 
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Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:20 am

Police Officer !!!


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Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:36 am

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Wed Jan 12, 2005 6:40 am

Gigolo


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Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:00 am

Gigolo

Yeah, good luck with some 78 year old with a harelip and varicose veins in her teeth. You'd have to shove a popsicle stick in it just to do your job.

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Ok, blind gigolo. Geez....  Big grin
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Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:13 am

Ok, blind gigolo. Geez....

Yeah, good luck listening to some freakin' secretary from NJ chomping on gum and yammering on about how she needs to get her nails done. You'd have to shove cotton balls in your ears just to do your job.

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Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:16 am

Yeah, good luck listening to some freakin' secretary from NJ chomping on gum and yammering on about how she needs to get her nails done. You'd have to shove cotton balls in your ears just to do your job.

Try listening to anyone from Boston talk for more than a minute, and you'll have the same reaction.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

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Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:18 am

Try listening to anyone from Boston talk for more than a minute, and you'll have the same reaction.

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Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:26 am

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Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:28 am

No offense, Harry. Way to defend your turf.

Speaking of jobs (were we?), the last memory I have of NJ is being at a diner at 2:00 in the morning after clubbing back in 1988. They had Aunt Jemima syrup bottles on all of the tables, and this woman was going around with this industrial sized vat of generic syrup and filling up all the syrup bottles. Sounds like an easy job to me.

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Wed Jan 12, 2005 7:57 am

Beer taster. Or any food test-taster for that matter.

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Wed Jan 12, 2005 8:14 am


Police Officer !!!


Yea.. but the concequences of doing something wrong can far outweigh the benifits of having an easy job...
 
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Wed Jan 12, 2005 9:29 am

Funny website about easy jobs:

http://www.theplug.net/2004.02/easyjobs.htm

BTW I have nothing against Boston (except for that little thing called the Red Sox  Smile/happy/getting dizzy)

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Wed Jan 12, 2005 9:32 am

My job "polymer technician" at a car wash.

We just don't do much, and in cleveland half the time we're so slow there are no cars to dry off so we go to sleep.
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Wed Jan 12, 2005 10:22 am

My vote.........Architect

Hell, they conjure up a vision in their sleep, get an artist to draw it and make a scaled model made out of material found in a kindergarten and tell engineers to make it work.... then, get technologists, technicians and tradesmen to build it.

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Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:53 pm

Like they say, the architects are the ones who couldn't make it through engineering school. I shouldn't talk, though, since I don't start college until next year.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

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Wed Jan 12, 2005 12:59 pm

I saw an ad in a Berlin newspaper years ago. A department store was looking for somebody to sleep in a bed in their shop window during day time, being paid per hour.... Big grin

This one looks like an easy one for me...

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Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:22 pm

Police Officer !!!


Yea.. but the concequences of doing something wrong can far outweigh the benifits of having an easy job...
How can sitting on your ass while driving a police car around the local streets have any concequences. That would be the easiest part of being a Police officer.

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Wed Jan 12, 2005 1:38 pm

"Police Officer !!!"
"How can sitting on your ass while driving a police car around the local streets have any concequences. That would be the easiest part of being a Police officer."

This torques my ass!!! Let's start by remembering all the cops that died on 9/11 trying to save others, to name a huge consequence. Or a cop that has to answer a domestic disturbance and doesn't know if he will face a passed out drunk or a gun weilding psycho high on meth. Or the cop that has to pick up the pieces after a head on collision. Consequences? The only consequence in most peoples jobs is whether they'll piss all the coffee they've drank into their pants before they get to the bathroom!!!!
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Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:26 pm

rabbit breeder

Hehehe...we should ask UTA for more info..seems his job is nice and cushy. BTW..where is he..haven't seen any of his posts lately.
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Wed Jan 12, 2005 2:45 pm

Working for Cimber Air in BSL Big grin
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Wed Jan 12, 2005 5:38 pm

The easiest job is no job at all. All those sitting on their bums getting money off the government for no legitimate reason.

Other wise, a Librarian
 
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Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:37 am

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Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:58 am

Our local paper often carries an ad for "girls to work in legal bordello"

I had a great scheme; apply for the job, then sue for sex discrimination when they didn't hire me.

Fortunately my wife talked me out of it. She told me they would have hired me. Then they'd have introduced me to a customer: "This is Ralph. He thinks you're cute."

Maybe there are no easy jobs.

Still would like to be the tire repairman at a seaplane base.


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Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:15 am

""Police Officer !!!""

If you can have Police Officer then I say....PILOT!!!! Particularly an Airbus pilot (A320 and up).

*covers head and runs*

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Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:46 am

My reply to this thread (reply 1) - Police Officer

This was sarcasm at its best - I cant think of a harder job! theres probably one out there but not off top of head (i spose president/prime minister etc..)

N317AS summed it up beautifully.....

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Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:48 am

President Bush has a easy job.......

When the going gets rough he goes either GOLFING.....or.......Brush Cleaning on the Ranch.......but even he thinks that is HARD WORK.
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Thu Jan 13, 2005 4:55 am

Ha ha Rsmith i know what you mean but in all seriousness who would really want that kind of pressure at work - tough work in my opinion!!

Ive turned this thread from the easiest job to the hardest job in one fail sweep!

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Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:08 am

Any typical job one would have at the age of 16 in the US, because you don't give a damn what happens, who you make look bad, or who you piss off. OR atleast I didn't... Thos were the days... I would not mine being the guy in FL at a resort who hoses around the pool and sets up the beach chairs in the morning.  Smile
 
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Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:19 am

Fluffer



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Thu Jan 13, 2005 9:28 am

A police officer? That's one of the most disturbing lines of BS I've heard on here. Half my firends are cops and that's one job I wouldn't want. God bless them.

I like the idea of a porn star, get paid just to have sex.
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Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:05 am

Porn Star! I forgot about that one. Not only is that an easy job, you get other rewards beside your salary.  Big grin

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Thu Jan 13, 2005 10:59 am

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Thu Jan 13, 2005 11:27 am

Oh YooYoo, you had to slip that in there! Architects hardly have the easiest job in the world, and Arch school definitely ain't a breeze either.
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Thu Jan 13, 2005 11:32 am

...and btw I wouldn't say Bush has an easy job (at least...it shouldn't be!), i'd like to propose any job that a student gets at a college on campus (especially here at UW)!
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Thu Jan 13, 2005 11:32 am

CVGpilot,

yeah, you're pretty much right. I'm 16 and do daytime stocking for Target here in Ithaca. I have a little scanner that tells me what to scan and where. i have to pull it off the back shelves and put it on a flatbed which i push out to the sales floor later. I get bored out of my mind but I will my way through it by knowing what my money's going towards, flying lessons. I get to listen to the radio so i guess that helps a lot. there's a reason i get payed only $6.75 an hour.

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Thu Jan 13, 2005 11:38 am

Student Job AND a Cashier (which I've also been), sounds good, except the money sucks.

For those of you who don't know

http://www.airliners.net/discussions/non_aviation/read.main/710952/
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Thu Jan 13, 2005 12:10 pm

Tea Sipper  Smile
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Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:35 pm

"Porn Star! I forgot about that one. Not only is that an easy job, you get other rewards beside your salary."


You mean rewards like AIDS?
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Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:40 pm

Ah, Whitehatter: I bet few here know what a Fluffer is. FYI (not you, Whitehatter) it's someone who tumesces the male porn star before he has to do his thing with the "star." My guess is I'd rather do it with most of the fluffers. Maybe their hands are dirty, but their boxes are clean  Wink/being sarcastic

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Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:48 pm

Wow Logan....wow.....  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

I would have to go with pilot as long as you love being one....for that matter ANY job is the easiest job in the world if you love it.

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Thu Jan 13, 2005 2:52 pm

""Porn Star! I forgot about that one. Not only is that an easy job"

For a woman, yes, for a man, hell no.
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Thu Jan 13, 2005 7:30 pm

Ding ding! I think I win with "porn star"

But anyways, a wise man once said if you enjoy your job, you never work a day in your life.

I believe it.
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Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:03 pm

AGC525

please read all replies before you post, especially reply 27.

half of all my friends are cops too! (actually more than half!)

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Thu Jan 13, 2005 8:51 pm

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Fri Jan 14, 2005 6:51 am

Yes all jobs when you're 16 or 17 are great, because no one does give a fuck. Want to fire me? I don't really care, I can just get another piece of shit job, and its not like you need good references or anything.
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Fri Jan 14, 2005 7:24 am

The best are summer jobs down at the shore. You get to fool around, see your friends, and the pay is pretty good, depending on where you work. Ahhh, only four months until Memorial Day...  Big thumbs up

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