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Hans Blix Murdered... In Team America: World Police

Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:10 pm

..in one of the funniest films I've ever seen.
Team America: World Police.

Absolutly hilarious film, anyone else seen it  Laugh out loud

Apologies for the misleading title, I know Mr Blix is a hero to some of you  Big grin

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Hans Blix Murdered... In Team America: World Police

Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:11 pm

Not yet, but I do want to - it looks hilarious on the trailer.
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Hans Blix Murdered... In Team America: World Police

Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:12 pm

God damn Kirkie!!!! Big grin

Nearly gave me quite a shock there  Laugh out loud
Nope never seen it. But hell I'm going to see it. That is for sure Big grin
 
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Hans Blix Murdered... In Team America: World Police

Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:14 pm

dude, you are going to get flamed for that opener. However it is in the tradition of Parker and Stone.


minor spoiler alert for those who have not seen it yet (not big one)







Yes I saw the movie, and it was the funniest thing bit of all-around offensiveness I have seen in a while.

I was actually offended within 4 minutes of the start.

The gay couple two rows in front of us that were so vocally eager to see the movie prior to its start actually got up and left in a huff when Michael Moore blew up Mt. Rushmore...too funny.

The treatment of the actors was spot on in addition to being hilarious.

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Hans Blix Murdered... In Team America: World Police

Mon Jan 17, 2005 11:15 pm

Yeah I know I'll get flamed, but I just put in a little disclaimer for that  Big grin
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Hans Blix Murdered... In Team America: World Police

Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:23 am

I'm cautious with what you call "hilarious". It's generally boring ...  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
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RE: Hans Blix Murdered... In Team America: World Police

Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:35 am

Dammit, who changed the title of the thread?  Big grin
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RE: Hans Blix Murdered... In Team America: World Police

Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:39 am

It was an undisclosed moderator  Big grin.

Isn't this movie from the same guys who make South Park? In this case it must be funny, can't wait to see it.

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RE: Hans Blix Murdered... In Team America: World Police

Tue Jan 18, 2005 12:46 am

Now thanks to the change in title, this thread wont have the same kind of impact on people as the old title had.
Damn you Hans Blix supporting mods  Big grin
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RE: Hans Blix Murdered... In Team America: World P

Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:01 am

Well, it is actually Hans Bwix.

Hehe.

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RE: Hans Blix Murdered... In Team America: World P

Tue Jan 18, 2005 1:08 am

Patrick....Yes it was made by Matt Parker and Trey Stone (or vice versa)

There is a sex scene that was actually cut back for the movie to avoid receiving an "NC-17" rating here in the states that they boys say makes it even dirtier because it cuts out the tender foreplay  Smile/happy/getting dizzy  Laugh out loud

PLease be prepared to be well offended, there is something to piss everyone off.
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RE: Hans Blix Murdered... In Team America: World Police

Tue Jan 18, 2005 6:01 am


Im gonna watch it, the trailer w Kim Yung Ill is hilarius  Big thumbs up

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Must be the guys behind South Park!

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RE: Hans Blix Murdered... In Team America: World Police

Tue Jan 18, 2005 6:14 am

It is definitely one of the funniest movies I have ever seen...about the sex scene...I cant imagine what they cut out of it to make it "R"....it already was pretty lengthy and complete!!!

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RE: Hans Blix Murdered... In Team America: World Police

Tue Jan 18, 2005 6:28 am

I saw it on saturday, and that is one biased flim! it's so bad it's good. we liked the warning on the advert 'contains puppet sex.' wasn't quite what we expected!
Couldn't stop myself laughting when he was sick though
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RE: Hans Blix Murdered... In Team America: World Police

Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:12 am

Just saw it last week - so hilarious!! the puppet sex scene and the barfing scene are effing hilarious  Big thumbs up
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RE: Hans Blix Murdered... In Team America: World Police

Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:53 am

Has it been a success in the US? Just released here in Sweden, I´ll definitly
see it, seem like naked gun made with dolls...
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RE: Hans Blix Murdered... In Team America: World Police

Tue Jan 18, 2005 8:56 am

LOL..I saw it ages ago! It's awesome!!! One of the best movies of 2004  Big thumbs up
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RE: Hans Blix Murdered... In Team America: World P

Tue Jan 18, 2005 5:48 pm

HeHeHe. Just saw it.
IMO they portrayed Matt Damon pretty good.  Smokin cool
And yes...the sex scene is awesome.
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