yukimizake
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If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sat Jan 22, 2005 4:23 am

Which Star Wars character do you think GWB is most similar to?
Ben Kenobi?, Mace Windu?, Jabba the Hutt, Emperor Palpatine?, Chewbacca?, or another one.
Or is this a totally retarded question?
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RE: If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sat Jan 22, 2005 4:25 am

C Three P O . . . .

 Big thumbs up

And yes, it's a retarded question . . .  Big grin
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RE: If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sat Jan 22, 2005 4:35 am

Count Dooku.




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LHSebi
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RE: If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sat Jan 22, 2005 5:50 am

Definitely Yoda, with his words of wisdom and all...
I guess that's what happens in the end, you start thinking about the beginning.
 
StowAway
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RE: If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sat Jan 22, 2005 6:30 am

I will agree with Yoda, because sometimes it is hard to understand both!  Smile
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RE: If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sat Jan 22, 2005 6:32 am

I think Han Solo, he'd be a good friend, but trigger happy and not quite so swift on the uptake.
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RE: If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sat Jan 22, 2005 6:36 am

It would stand no chance to be in the cast.
At best, with some political help, he could land as assistant clapman.
 
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RE: If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sat Jan 22, 2005 6:52 am

Daft Invader......I mean Darth Vader
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RE: If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sat Jan 22, 2005 7:03 am

Not sure what character he'd be, but the DVD cover would probably look something like this:

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RE: If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sat Jan 22, 2005 7:08 am

Schoenorama

That's damn good . . . .

Can I have a copy . . . send to my A-Net contact please.
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RE: If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sat Jan 22, 2005 7:14 am

I especially like the modified Yoda! Took me a while to catch it!  Laugh out loud
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RE: If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sat Jan 22, 2005 7:24 am

It would have to be a character that did not speak too much good english.
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RE: If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sat Jan 22, 2005 7:41 am

Remember the little creature which was sitting beside Yabba-the-Hut? The one that was always snickering when Yabba said something? Imagine Yabba = Cheney and Bush the little one....  Wink/being sarcastic

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RE: If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sat Jan 22, 2005 8:10 am

I always was under the impression GWB would be Chewbacca in the Star Wars
universe.
They have comparable linguistic capability's if you ask me.


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RE: If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sat Jan 22, 2005 8:12 am

Which Star Wars character do you think GWB is most similar to?

I'm suprised no one said Jarjar with his amazing articulating skills  Big grin
 
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RE: If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sat Jan 22, 2005 8:46 am

Did these for another, now pratically defunct board, a while back. Might as well post them here:






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RE: If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sat Jan 22, 2005 9:05 am

MD11Engineer the little characer was called "Salacious Crumb" at least in English-language releases of the movie. He was a Kowakian Monkey-Lizard according to one source.
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RE: If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sat Jan 22, 2005 10:11 am

Gulf War II, from Mad Magazine:

 
Delta717
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RE: If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sat Jan 22, 2005 10:41 am

Probably Jango Fett...because he wasn't careful enough in the Geonosis Arena and he got his head chopped off.

Bushy better be careful...Geonosis sort of resembles Iraq.
 
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RE: If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sat Jan 22, 2005 12:03 pm

An obvious and unfortunate cross between Darth Vader and Jar-Jar Binks, of course!  Wink/being sarcastic
 
yukimizake
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RE: If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sat Jan 22, 2005 1:42 pm

I figure a cross between Emperor Palpatine and Han Solo.
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RE: If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sat Jan 22, 2005 9:16 pm

"Destroy the world we must"

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RE: If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sun Jan 23, 2005 2:25 am

Still one of my favourites:



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RE: If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sun Jan 23, 2005 3:21 am

He would be Darth Vader, and Cheney would be the emperor.
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RE: If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sun Jan 23, 2005 3:28 am

Defintly Han Solo.....
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RE: If GWB Was A Character In Star Wars

Sun Jan 23, 2005 4:50 am

R2D2

Why!!!!!!

Despite the fact that R2D2 is a far more intelligent Bush is much like a ROBOT.....he does what he is programed to do VIA Cheney the master programer.
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