UTA_flyinghigh
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Most Effective Dietarian Method

Tue Jan 25, 2005 7:17 pm

An a.net user (elbonian living in Paris) has recently laid on quite a lot of weight and was wondering what methods can effectively help him to reduce his posterior mass.

Anybody have good diet suggestions?

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707CMF
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RE: Most Effective Dietarian Method

Tue Jan 25, 2005 7:18 pm

You've moved to Paris and haven't told me ?

Welcome, mate

Cheers,

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RE: Most Effective Dietarian Method

Tue Jan 25, 2005 7:19 pm

I am still in Ath Cliath - don't mistake me with a rhaat Big grin

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RE: Most Effective Dietarian Method

Tue Jan 25, 2005 7:20 pm

I think he shall (...) pass à la moulinette. Perhaps cutting down all the yogurt and mcdo would help him lose weight.

[Edited 2005-01-25 11:21:26]
 
707CMF
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RE: Most Effective Dietarian Method

Tue Jan 25, 2005 7:20 pm

If *he* is moving to Paris, then, I am moving away...

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RE: Most Effective Dietarian Method

Tue Jan 25, 2005 7:22 pm

I am not moving to Paris fool, but I know a jerk who will (not the fool) be moving there in September.
 
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BNE
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RE: Most Effective Dietarian Method

Tue Jan 25, 2005 7:33 pm

You've moved to Paris and haven't told me ?

Welcome, mate


Good response there 707cmf,

How you feeling today, still freeloading on the internet or have you got your own line.




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RE: Most Effective Dietarian Method

Tue Jan 25, 2005 7:37 pm

Round up a few dogs, get some pork chops/sausages whatever, tie them on to the chubby Elbonian and make the dogs run after him.
Should lose a few pounds of the rhaat  Big grin
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oly720man
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RE: Most Effective Dietarian Method

Tue Jan 25, 2005 8:49 pm

Lose weight in Paris? Is that possible?? All that great food. Making me jealous there.

One of my and my wifes favourite places to eat there. Great food, get there early to avoid the queue



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runway23
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RE: Most Effective Dietarian Method

Tue Jan 25, 2005 8:49 pm

Gkirk,

there is a misconception here. The rhaat is not the one on a diet. The 707cmf is on a diet.
 
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RE: Most Effective Dietarian Method

Tue Jan 25, 2005 8:56 pm

Maybe you should push away from the table and mix in some exercise.....
 
gkirk
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Tue Jan 25, 2005 8:58 pm

I'll probably get a swing and miss picture here because it's so obvious, but I would guess the worst diet possible is the Jcs17 diet?  Big grin
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RE: Most Effective Dietarian Method

Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:12 pm

Send him to Scotland....with Haggis the only nutrition available...that should do the trick...as for exercices: Running away from Kirkie and his buddies, who'll be delighted to get some human flesh after all those sheep...and then those jealous sheep. He'll be back in mint condition...well not all parts of his body  Big grin Big grin
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Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:14 pm

Right Andreas...
Sheep sha&&ers are found in Wales, New Zealand and the Falkland Islands. Not Scotland (except Aberdeen supporters)
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Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:18 pm

Subsequently all Scots are Aberdeen supporters! Wow, didn't know that, Scottish football must be really boring  Big grin....but then, we all know that is the case Big grin
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RE: Most Effective Dietarian Method

Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:32 pm

Right then Andreas, you Bayern Munich supporting Bavarian. Gte your lederhosen and leave the building now  Big grin
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runway23
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RE: Most Effective Dietarian Method

Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:36 pm

So we have already determined that the best "exercise" for the parisian elbonian is to jump kirkie.
 
Andreas
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RE: Most Effective Dietarian Method

Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:37 pm

You are about as obsessed with Lederhosen as with your sheep...Kirkie, that is not healthy...so young and and already so many fetishes. You'll end up a totally twisted pervert....oh wait, you already are one  Big grin Big grin
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RE: Most Effective Dietarian Method

Tue Jan 25, 2005 9:54 pm

Funny how a thread on 707cmf's big butt can quickly evolve into a sheep-and-clog thing Big grin

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Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:15 pm

With Kirkie involved, threads are doomed to evolve in such sinister directions  Big grin
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RE: Most Effective Dietarian Method

Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:18 pm

Sorry, Andreas. You are the German sheep shagging bitch  Big grin
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RE: Most Effective Dietarian Method

Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:19 pm

Funny how a thread on 707cmf's big butt can quickly evolve into a sheep-and-clog thing

This 'initial' topic of the thread remains to be proved...

After a week of flu, I dare say that I still have very little appetite, and my big butt really is a thing of the past...

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runway23
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RE: Most Effective Dietarian Method

Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:22 pm

big butt really is a thing of the past...

Of course now with a big gut it's hard to see past it and thus see your big butt.
 
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RE: Most Effective Dietarian Method

Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:23 pm

Erm Kirkie...bitches DO NOT actively shag...that is not possible out of anatomical reasons, just in case you don't know.

btw: The world knows as a fact it is the British islands that breed sheepshaggers, the further to the North one travels, the fiercer the advocats of sheepshagging. Kirkie, give it up, EVERYBODY knows that  Big grin
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RE: Most Effective Dietarian Method

Tue Jan 25, 2005 10:31 pm

Exercise.......Exercise......Diet.
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RE: Most Effective Dietarian Method

Wed Jan 26, 2005 12:38 am

Seriously, there is this company over in the US called weight watchers. It actually has some scientific proof that it actually works. I can also tell you from personal experience it works pretty well, I have dropped quite a few pounds in the last couple months thanks to it.

The way it works is you are assigned a point value based on your weight that represents how much you are supposed to eat in a given day. You are also given flex points to use over the course of the week. Different foods are assigned point values. Exercise also has point values so it allows you to eat more if you exercise more. It is a pretty easy diet to stick to really, you can eat anything you want you just have to learn moderation.
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