NoUFO
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Kirkie ... You Ok?

Thu Jan 27, 2005 8:32 am



Poor Kirkie, what a sad end.
I wouldn't love it, even if it comes with some beer.

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pilot kaz
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RE: Kirkie ... You Ok?

Thu Jan 27, 2005 8:35 am

Well it clearly states 'Im loving it' so im sure he is fine  Smile
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RE: Kirkie ... You Ok?

Thu Jan 27, 2005 8:44 am

mmmm....haggisburger.....
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RE: Kirkie ... You Ok?

Thu Jan 27, 2005 8:51 am

I am fine. But, stop calling me Kirkie.
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RE: Kirkie ... You Ok?

Thu Jan 27, 2005 1:40 pm

Captains Log, Stardate 42055.3... Captain Graham T. Kirk reporting. These are the voyages of the HMS Shag-a-sheep. ShagFleet has routed us to the Shearer system, where we have reports of thousands of un-shagged sheep. We are on our way to investigate.

The voyage at warp 9 will take 2 weeks, so I need to go to the Shag-a-Deck to catch up on the latest Sheep-Shagging tecniques. Dr. Woll reports several new tecniques downloaded into our database. I am turning over command to my 1st officer, Commander William T Shagger.

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More on his voyages on a later time...

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RE: Kirkie ... You Ok?

Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:02 pm

Kirkie...it looks as if the majority on this Forum has finally recognized and accepted the fact that we have a certified shit-faced braindead sheep-shagger amongst us...YOU!!!  Big grin Big grin Big grin Big grin


btw: I did have high hopes that they finally managed to serve Kirkie on a bun...and feed it to all English tourists Big grin
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RE: Kirkie ... You Ok?

Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:13 pm

Andreas, do you recall when Kirkie's alleged fondness for sheep was merely a private joke, celebrated, if that's the word, by just three or four of us on here? Since then, it appears to have truly gone global, something I believe we can take great pride in.  Big grin

Incidentally, do you think "McDonalds" could count towards a Scottish contribution to world culture? Even if any link is tenuous, they surely need all the help they can get.
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RE: Kirkie ... You Ok?

Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:19 pm

Re:" "Incidentally, do you think "McDonalds" could count towards a Scottish contribution to world culture?"

Well I suppose there has to be a first for everything, and let's face it, it'll be a long wait for another Scottish contribution to, well, anything...

I can just picture the scene in the McDonalds in Sockiehall Street.
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RE: Kirkie ... You Ok?

Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:32 pm

Banco: Oh absolutely!!! And again we can feel the historical importance of our famous UK-Euro thread...they shook their fists at us, they called us vain, they closed us down...and some of them, worst of all, tried to join but couldn't post one funny thing ( Big grin), but in the end it is for all to see... WE WERE RIGHT!!!!! Big grin


Well why not, since any Scottish contribution to world football has been about as relevant as an epidemic of diarrhea...
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RE: Kirkie ... You Ok?

Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:39 pm

Twats, stupid daft twats  Big grin

You all seem to have an obsession with me, which is starting to worry me. Perhaps I shall call the Polis to have you stop talking crap about me on the Internet  Big grin
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RE: Kirkie ... You Ok?

Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:39 pm

Incidentally, I really would like to taste that haggis burger... looks yummy to me...

Cheers,

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RE: Kirkie ... You Ok?

Thu Jan 27, 2005 6:43 pm

KIRKIE!!!!!!! Long time no smell Big grin Big grin Big grin

But you see, we were right  Big grin
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RE: Kirkie ... You Ok?

Thu Jan 27, 2005 7:44 pm

Kirkie's been awa' wi' the wifie makin' ane of them there DVD thingmies

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RE: Kirkie ... You Ok?

Thu Jan 27, 2005 8:23 pm

Is that a muscle shirt he's wearing? Big grin

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RE: Kirkie ... You Ok?

Thu Jan 27, 2005 8:58 pm

Just to give our continental friends a flavour of what we have to put up with in these islands...the comedy Rab C Nesbitt, from which Whitehatter has taken that picture, won an award at the Montreux television festival.

It is the only British comedy ever entered, that required subtitles in English.  Laugh out loud
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NoUFO
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RE: Kirkie ... You Ok?

Thu Jan 27, 2005 9:11 pm

I don't think he won a best-dressed award? Anyway, I thought that was Kirkie (on the left ... in doubt ... Big grin )?

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RE: Kirkie ... You Ok?

Fri Jan 28, 2005 12:36 am

"Is that a muscle shirt he's wearing?"

No, for me it looks like a beer belly shirt.... Big grin

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RE: Kirkie ... You Ok?

Fri Jan 28, 2005 1:13 am

I have to concede that whatever the level, rate and depth of the bashing, Kirk has always behaved in true gentleman fashion, and even usually with a smile.

Kirk, if you wish to change your username to avoid further below the belt attempts at your person, you'll be instantly on my RU list.
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RE: Kirkie ... You Ok?

Fri Jan 28, 2005 1:18 am


I agree, Iakobos, Kirkie takes it very well...usually from OYRJA.

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Banco
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RE: Kirkie ... You Ok?

Fri Jan 28, 2005 1:19 am

Utter nonsense, Iakobos!

The only reason he appears to be behaving like a gentleman is because he's too dim to think of a decent reply!

It was that same stupidity masquerading as unflappability that created an empire, you know. Big grin
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RE: Kirkie ... You Ok?

Sat Jan 29, 2005 3:42 pm

Kirkie takes it very well...usually from OYRJA

And the donkeys, the sheep, the goats....
 
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RE: Kirkie ... You Ok?

Sat Jan 29, 2005 6:39 pm

Your all a bunch of English c**k sucking bastard  Big grin

Don't worry Iakobos, I know it's your country's tradition to be a c**k sucking bastard  Big grin
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RE: Kirkie ... You Ok?

Sat Jan 29, 2005 7:02 pm

Kirkie,

Sometimes I think you like to be slagged... else why do you constantly provoke it with threads like the "obsession" one?

I see a masochistic strain in you...
Do you also fancy whips and chains? (besides sheep, of course!)  Wink/being sarcastic

Jan

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