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GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:51 pm

Where did this "GKirk and sheep" come out of? And is it true? Big grin
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Mon Jan 31, 2005 11:58 pm

For the first question : Well, he's from Scotland.
For the second : well, if it has been said on NonAv, well, yes, it ought to be true.

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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:08 am

1) The only people in Scotland who are sheep shaggers are Aberdeen FC fans  Big grin I am a Glasgow Rangers fan, therefore, not a sheep shagger.
2) The people who accuse me of being a sheep shagger are actually the sheep shaggers themselves  Big grin Except of course, Thom@s, who actually likes the blokes aka George Michael Style
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:26 am

NWAD: Of course it is true...see his meek attempt to defend himself: Since he can't deny facts he tries to bring football in. How ridiculous!! The only thing Scots do know better than the rest of the world is....sheep shagging.  Big grin

If they knew football the way they know sheep shagging, they'd be able to win every game against their arch-foe, second largest sheep-shagging country worldwide, England. Fact is...they don't...because they don't have the slightest idea about football...they concentrate on sheep shagging.

Of course there is nothing wrong with a little shag between consenting adult animals..but what is highly disturbing, there are reports from England...right on this very Forum, that a large number of sheep currently emigrating to Wales, the world's third-largest sheep shagging nation. Looks as if one of the animals starts NOT to consent anymore.  Big grin
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:37 am

Ok then Andreas, so it will be fine for me to say to you this:
Teletbubi zurück Winker  Big grin

or

Seh ich deine fette Freundin, denke ich Deutsche Panzer rollen wieder.

 Laugh out loud
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:00 am

ROFLMFAO!!!!! Where did you pick that one up? Big grin Big grin Big grin

It's Teletubbi-Zurückwinker, if you will, please, you bed wetter  Big grin

Tell you what: Big human tits are still much better than sheep, but since you don't have big tits in Scotland, you'll have to stick to sheep...if they don't manage to emigrate, that is Big grin
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:07 am

They do have big tits in Scotland....What do you think shag the sheep?!
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:12 am

Andreas, I do know some German actually. Although it's not as bad as your English is  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:02 am

Oh you do? It didn't show in your last post Big grin

But that's ok, I'm happy with my English as long as I can call a sheep shagger a sheep shagger whenever I see one.  Big grin
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:11 am

And as long as I can call people like you, George Michael wannabe's, when I read one of your posts.
You're as bad as OYRJA, or even that German goalkeeper, Oliver Kahn!

Andreas = Oliver Kahn's lovechild, or is he Oliver Kahn himself?
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:15 am

Oh you can...no prob with that, Kirkie.

I'm a bit too old to be his child, but nonetheless I'd love to have some of his money...you know, human girlfriends are a costly hobby, but then how would you know Big grin Big grin Big grin
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:05 am

GKirk, and to think I was going to back off with the sheep jokes. Don't make me mobilise again...  Smile

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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:02 am

Maybe it's because he is good sport about these jokes. With 11000+ posts though, Gkirk doesn't have much time to shag sheep...he is too busy working, sleeping or or on line here.  Big grin
 
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:11 am

It's funny, whenever I see Gkirk's post, no matter what forum it is in, I think of sheep. It's amazing what defaming can do.
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:57 am

Someday I will sue Airliners.net for defamation (or whatever it's called) because of the forum mods inability to stop these jokes  Big grin
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Tue Feb 01, 2005 1:10 pm

Gkirk doesn't have much time to shag sheep...he is too busy working, sleeping or or on line here.

ROFLMAO! Working? Oh come on!  Big grin
 
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:07 pm

Kirkie, the mods can't help you..they are all busy rolling in the floor laughing their fu#@ing asses off about you!  Smile Big grin

No the prob is: It's getting inceasingly hard for Kirkie to find sheep. As we all know, these poor animals are trying to escape that other bunch of animals, known as the "Scots (including Kirkie)" by running away to Wales. There are just a few cynical hard-ass sheep left, and the Scots are busy fighting for the right to shag those. Big grin
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:13 pm

GKirk, I'm new here, but I get the distinct impression that people here really like you . . . . . . and your sheep . . . . . NOT  Big thumbs up

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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:33 pm

GKirk, I'm new here, but I get the distinct impression that people here really like you . . . . . . and your sheep .

Nooo! We love Kirkie!  Laugh out loud
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:08 pm

Nooo! We love Kirkie!

Only a matter of time before OYRJA opens the thread "Which would you prefer; GKirk or a sheep?"

 Sleepy

Thom@s  Big grin
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:46 pm

When the Scots first came to New Zealand to settle 150 years ago, the men often left their wives back in Scotland. On the Ship, they loaded up animals such as Sheep for food and farming for the Scots once they got to New Zealand. Now the 5 month sailing from Scotland to New Zealand often got lonely for the Drunken Scottish, who missed their wives so much, that they turned to the boat load of sheep to for fill their loneliness and sexual pleasures. News about how pleasuring a Sheep could be quickly spread back to Scotland.

Till this day the Scottish generations still carry out out this Scottish sheep loving tradition. And that is how GKirk got his Sheep-origin.

 
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:58 pm

So thats how it all started.

Have you heard about the sky rocketing price of Lamb in New Zealand?




Its now $40 per hour.
 
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:59 pm

You know Bill142, they were going to bring the sheep to Australia, but they thought that Lamb was too valuable to waste on Prisoners. So they sent them to New Zealand.
 
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:28 pm

Really? and here I was thinking it was because there are more cliffs in New Zealand.
 
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Tue Feb 01, 2005 9:44 pm

If all the Scots kept shagging Sheep they would all be wearing Wellington Boots but they do not SO that Blows that Story out of the Water!

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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Thu Feb 03, 2005 3:32 pm

Lurch and Bill142, remember who this thread is for. Don't turn it around  Big grin.
In my first post above it explains why some New Zealanders are sheep shaggers.
 
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Thu Feb 03, 2005 6:17 pm

So we can blame kirkie for it all? Atleast you guys have a scapegoat now. On this side of the ditch we just blame John Howard.
 
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Thu Feb 03, 2005 7:11 pm

OOooh careful they do not deport you to NEW ZEALAND Baaaaaaah!
 
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Fri Feb 04, 2005 7:11 pm

Nah cos Johnnie loves Dubya Guantanamo Bay here I come.
 
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Mon Feb 07, 2005 7:12 am

1) The only people in Scotland who are sheep shaggers are Aberdeen FC fans I am a Glasgow Rangers fan, therefore, not a sheep shagger.

That would be me!!! I lived in Aberdeen when i was younger for a few years, since then i've always been a fan of their FC. Although i was much too young to be a "Sheep Shagger".
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RE: GKirk And His Sheep-origin

Tue Feb 08, 2005 11:57 pm

Not to mention that a Simpsons episode made a reference to sheep not being able to outrun Scotsmen  Big grin

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