pilotaydin
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10 Reasons To Not Have Sex At Speed Of Light...

Tue Feb 01, 2005 12:52 am

LOL

http://www.bol.ucla.edu/~johnmm/sexualphysics/procreation.htm
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RE: 10 Reasons To Not Have Sex At Speed Of Light...

Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:01 am

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RE: 10 Reasons To Not Have Sex At Speed Of Light...

Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:42 am

Cute

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RE: 10 Reasons To Not Have Sex At Speed Of Light...

Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:35 am

LOL, that is funny.

Thanks, Aydin  Big thumbs up

P.S. Any plans of coming to RHO in August?  Smile

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RE: 10 Reasons To Not Have Sex At Speed Of Light...

Tue Feb 01, 2005 3:43 am

Pretty Funny Pilot . . . thanks for the morning laugh!  Big thumbs up
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RE: 10 Reasons To Not Have Sex At Speed Of Light..

Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:30 am

That was brilliant, I enjoyed it a lot  Big thumbs up
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RE: 10 Reasons To Not Have Sex At Speed Of Light...

Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:32 am

Actually I'm more interested in the Top 10 Reasons No To Have Sex At All. I want to see how they compare to my personal list.

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RE: 10 Reasons To Not Have Sex At Speed Of Light...

Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:42 am

There was a very similar story out about why Superman can't have Sex.
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RE: 10 Reasons To Not Have Sex At Speed Of Light...

Tue Feb 01, 2005 4:45 am

Is that because he doesn't exist L-188?
 
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RE: 10 Reasons To Not Have Sex At Speed Of Light...

Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:51 am

Through a series of low blows and logic, KROC has managed to give L-188 the KO!

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pilotaydin
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RE: 10 Reasons To Not Have Sex At Speed Of Light...

Tue Feb 01, 2005 6:29 am

for once a thread that hasn't caused violence...in cyber terms...oh wait...that pic up there just loaded..... lol

Joge what up?? I think RHO is on the agenda for me mid summer, as soon as i finish the type rating deal lol

ANC you're welcome, ill try and post more random stupid things, because they make me laugh the most for some reason  Smile
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RE: 10 Reasons To Not Have Sex At Speed Of Light...

Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:11 am

Joge, Aydin will soon qualify on the F-16B, he will overfly RHO with a friend of him, but quickly. (joke of course  Big grin
 
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RE: 10 Reasons To Not Have Sex At Speed Of Light...

Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:19 am

LOL Iakobos, my fat ass doesn't fit into an F-16....but i have other tricks up my sleeves  Smile

man the women on that island are hot  Smile
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RE: 10 Reasons To Not Have Sex At Speed Of Light...

Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:23 am

What exactly is moving at the speed of light? The woman? The man? Just the pelvic region? The locale which the man and woman occupy?
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RE: 10 Reasons To Not Have Sex At Speed Of Light...

Tue Feb 01, 2005 7:25 am

Pilot . . . ANC you're welcome, ill try and post more random stupid things, because they make me laugh the most for some reason

That's one good thing about silly humor - it transcends borders and politics!

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RE: 10 Reasons To Not Have Sex At Speed Of Light...

Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:10 am

Well, Dr Marshall might be in sex physics but obviously he has no Ph D in physics.

Just for the sake of the argument...
9. Penile black hole formation

Perfectly right until... black holes are accompanied by white holes (quasar) and the two are connected by what is known as the worm tube. (no joke)
So, if the penis disappears into the dark hole he will necessarily resurface through the light hole, having actually travelled in the spacetime "dimension" and consequently surfacing earlier than when his penis disappeared.
Since it happens earlier, the first and original penis is still there, so he got two.
The process can be repetitive and even infinite, until he collapses under the weight.

Aydin, you have some hovercrafts in the Tr Navy ?
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RE: 10 Reasons To Not Have Sex At Speed Of Light...

Tue Feb 01, 2005 8:31 am

"black holes are accompanied by white holes (quasar) and the two are connected by what is known as the worm tube"

I've never heard this; are you sure?
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RE: 10 Reasons To Not Have Sex At Speed Of Light...

Tue Feb 01, 2005 2:57 pm

"Ok important safety tip. Thanks Egon."

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RE: 10 Reasons To Not Have Sex At Speed Of Light...

Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:25 am

Maverick,

Sure, black holes are connected to white holes through was weirdly named the worm tube. (serious, I swear !)
 
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RE: 10 Reasons To Not Have Sex At Speed Of Light..

Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:34 am

LOL Iakobos, my fat ass doesn't fit into an F-16....

What? This one?  Laugh out loud
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RE: 10 Reasons To Not Have Sex At Speed Of Light...

Wed Feb 02, 2005 3:36 am

I thought Quasars were just super giant stars?
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RE: 10 Reasons To Not Have Sex At Speed Of Light...

Wed Feb 02, 2005 6:28 am

They are, but not just that, they are the exit point for the matter that was attracted by the black holes.

A honest try:
Imagine a billiard (a 6 holes model), one corner pocket is the black hole, the middle pocket (same side) is the white hole.
Play a ball towards the corner pocket, it falls in it, then travels (back) to the middle pocket and reappears there.
All fine, but it has also travelled (back) in time, not only space.
When it reappears on the mat it will do so at the same time as the ball you play is rolling towards the corner pocket.
If by mis(chance) they collide, bang !

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