Jerry Seinfeld - "Let's all just have a big pee party. Hey everybody, grab a bucket, we're going up to Jerry's. It's a pee party!"
George Costanza - "I was there. I saw a drain."
Elaine Benes - "Since when is a drain a toilet?"
George Costanza - "It's all pipes. What's the difference!?!?!?"
Elaine Benes - "Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix them up!"
George Costanza - "I'll call a plumber right now!"
Jerry Seinfeld - "Alright, can we just drop all the pee-pipe stuff here?"