707CMF
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Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Fri Feb 04, 2005 11:39 pm

Okay. Following CaptOver stupid thread, I now wish to know.

Have you ever peeed in a swimming pool ? If yes, at what age, was it a public or private pool, were you inebriated at that time ?

Please, answer honestly.

Is it worth to have a shower *before* swimming ? Because if the pool is already soiled... why bother ?

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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:34 am

There's some chemical you can add to your swimming pool which is ordinarily undetectable, but which produces a large purple cloud in the water if it comes into contact with Number One. Just the thing to embarrass swimmers who aren't able to distinguish between swimming pools and toilets  Smokin cool
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707CMF
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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:52 am

Yeah, I have heard of that one. Trust me, it is an urban legend (I have proof of that).

Cheers,

707
 
CaptOveur
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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:56 am

Yeah, I once took a huge dump in some swimming pool in Elbonia. The floaters sorta cleared out the pool.

Seriously though.. I don't swim much but if I am already in so many thousands of gallons of water.. why not release a little yellow.
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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:59 am

I have never done it in a pool. But I have done it in the ocean..
 
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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 1:00 am

Okay. So that settles the point about CaptOveur... Anybody else ?

Oh, and Capt... did the water turn purple (or red) when you did it ?

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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 1:03 am

Yea I've pee'd in the pool loads of times. Nope I wasn't drunk and yea i'd do it again.

I have no shame.
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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 1:22 am

Someone once told me their pool had the stuff that turned colors if it detected pee.. I proved to myself that no it didn't.

If I am in the pool with someone i don't like I get really close to them and pee... I don't think anyone has ever figured out that I am pissing on them.

I have also peed in the ocean, but you already knew I was anything but a tree hugger.
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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 1:23 am

I used to do it every time I went swimming. I still do if i'm in a lake or ocean.
 
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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:52 am

As I'm the one that gets to clean mine, then...yes. Yes, I do.

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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 6:58 am

I've peed in a pool drunk and sober..
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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 7:05 am

Elbonia??? WTF are you talking about?
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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 7:13 am

There's some chemical you can add to your swimming pool which is ordinarily undetectable, but which produces a large purple cloud in the water if it comes into contact with Number One.

There's an easier way.

Just put up a sign with big red letters:
Beware Candiru!



....that'll cut that pissing-in-the-pool sh!t out reaaaal quickly  Big grin
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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimming Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 7:16 am

I saw on the program Discovery channel - "Mostly True Stories" last week, that this was a myth, and no such chemical has been made. The urban legend is to scare people into not doing it.
I've told it to lots of people to stop them taking a piss in my pool.
 
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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 7:21 am

Nor have I swum in a toilet!
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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 7:50 am

Why when I'm reading this thread do I keep having "Caddyshack" flashbacks  Big grin?

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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 8:00 am

I think most people have done it - just not everyone will admit to it.

I've even taken a sh!t in the sea - no mean feat I can tell you - trying to tread water in about 30ft of water and push one out is not an easy task !!!. When needs must and all...........

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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:16 am

sure when I was a kid swimming in the kiddie pool I took a leak. The kiddie pool is more urine then water. Why else is it always so warm?
 
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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 9:46 am

The urban legend is to scare people into not doing it.
I've told it to lots of people to stop them taking a piss in my pool.


Well, if it isn't true... how do you know people haven't still pissed in your pool just to see if it WAS true, and found out it wasn't so they kept pissing in your pool and you never found out... uh huh... wadda ya say to that  Smile
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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 10:00 am

Okay, to spare any further emails.....

Long story short, the Candiru is a fish that munches on penis, from the inside out if anything urinates in surrounding water. Only vertebrae to parasitize humans.... one nasty lil' bastard  Acting devilish

http://www.angelfire.com/mo2/animals1/catfish/candiru.html
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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 10:16 am

We used to release the odd chocolatebar in a swimingpool.
Clears the pool in a hurry.
 
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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 10:21 am

Cboy- on the site you listed, I went to every site that they cited. None of them work. So I question the how real that fish is.
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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 11:37 am

Never released a "Baby Ruth" in a pool (I think that's what it was in Caddyshack?

I have peed in a few private pools (Elks Club) and also in Lake Berryessa (Napa area of California) in July 1986.

Next gross question: anyone "spank the monkey" and release in a pool?
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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 11:42 am

Saw a sign at a neighbor's pool:

Welcome to our

OOL

Notice there is no "P" in it.
Please Keep it that way!



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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 11:46 am

Pissing in a pool is filthy enough, but you try farting in one and trying to hide THAT.
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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:03 pm

Cboy- on the site you listed, I went to every site that they cited. None of them work. So I question the how real that fish is.

...'course if you possessed a modicum of deductive reasoning-- you would've just Googled the fish's scientific name, so conveniently provided by the above site, and gotten over 700 specific hits detailing the fish and its rather horrendous nature --before jumping to such a conclusion.

But that's "if"  Big grin
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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sat Feb 05, 2005 12:40 pm

I've heard of the fish that Cboy mentions. Supposedly it can even swim up a stream of urine if you're in the wrong place at the wrong time and peeing into a lake.

You shouldn't pee in the pool (I am a hyprocrite, though, because I've done it myself). The ammonia binds with the chlorine or bromine and renders it less effective. In a pool that's automatically regulated, like our natatorium at school, I suppose it's less important, but the chlorine level can get messed up pretty easily if you have a big pool party at your house with alcohol and you notice that not so many people are using the bathroom inside the house.
 
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RE: Who Has Ever Released Oneself In A Swimmig Pool

Sun Feb 06, 2005 5:10 am

it can even swim up a stream of urine if you're in the wrong place at the wrong time and peeing into a lake.

The females can, and usually only in female creatures.

Males are too large, and male organs are generally too complex for it to do that.
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