Farts: Can you do in on command?
No, but I have a freind who can almost do that.
Ever cleared out a room?
No, but I've gotten strong reactions after claiming the fart.
Ever have one go bad? (less air, more..........)
Oh hell yeah, especially after eating certain foods....phew!
Just wanted to add to ConcordeBoy's post, I fart loud as hell and long in the morning. Luckily they don't smell.
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