CaptOveur
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In Honor Of The Elbonians, Ever Crap While Farting

Wed Feb 09, 2005 12:40 am

Because stupid threads seem to be the theme, especially in Elbonia I have decided to start this thread in their honor.

So... Has anyone ever crapped when they thought they were going to fart?

I haven't


As a Follow up.

Don't you hate it when you think you are sitting down to take a huge poop and just fart?

I know I do.

[Edited 2005-02-08 16:44:54]
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RE: In Honor Of The Elbonias, Ever Crap While Farting?

Wed Feb 09, 2005 12:43 am

HAHAHA !
One excoworker did that except what he produced had nothing to do with air Big grin
He was wearing white pants as well  Laugh out loud

UTA

btw it should read "Elbonians"
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RE: In Honor Of The Elbonians, Ever Crap While Farting

Wed Feb 09, 2005 12:45 am

Sorry, I ran out of characters on the thread starter line.... I fixed it now.
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RE: In Honor Of The Elbonians, Ever Crap While Farting

Wed Feb 09, 2005 1:11 am

I have a pretty rapid metabolism, so I have to be careful when floating an air biscuit to avoid striking mud.

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RE: In Honor Of The Elbonians, Ever Crap While Farting

Wed Feb 09, 2005 1:13 am

Er... I try to be aware of what is awaiting to get out of my bowels. So, no.

Cheers,

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RE: In Honor Of The Elbonians, Ever Crap While Farting

Wed Feb 09, 2005 11:00 am

I lift things up and put them down.
 
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RE: In Honor Of The Elbonians, Ever Crap While Farting

Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:31 pm

A shart ey? I know plenty of people who have that problem.
 
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RE: In Honor Of The Elbonians, Ever Crap While Farting

Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:34 pm

I have to own up..... Yes. In Singapore after a "Steamboat" I was kneeling down getting something ouit of my case when I stepped in a duck and felt a warm trickle on my leg. A quick run to the toilet before the world fell out of my arse.
 
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RE: In Honor Of The Elbonians, Ever Crap While Farting

Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:53 pm

yes, over 3 years ago during drivers ed, and i somehow managed so that nobody noticed, even though a train ride home was involved.
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RE: In Honor Of The Elbonians, Ever Crap While Farting

Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:04 pm

The skill is in getting it out through the boxers/shorts without it touching them at all on the way through.
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