theCoz
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How Much Does Your Mom Weigh?

Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:12 am

I'm curious, how much does your mom weigh?
 
Fokker Lover
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RE: How Much Does Your Mom Weigh?

Thu Feb 10, 2005 7:36 am

My mom is a short, fat, 73 yr old, Russian woman. I'd guess somewhere around 250-275. Do you know why my Dad died first? -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Because he WANTED to.
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Logan22L
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RE: How Much Does Your Mom Weigh?

Thu Feb 10, 2005 8:24 am

Less than yours.

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Cedarjet
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theCoz
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RE: How Much Does Your Mom Weigh?

Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:15 am

LOL Logan22L, I forget the weight of Cedarjet's mom. The last time they tried weighing her they had just trimmed her tusks so her weight was off by about 100 lbs or so.
 
NorskMan
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RE: How Much Does Your Mom Weigh?

Thu Feb 10, 2005 10:19 am

HAHAHA! What a question!! Uhh, about 125lbs i guess?!?
yeah i know
 
KAUST
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RE: How Much Does Your Mom Weigh?

Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:26 am

My weighs......








.....the options of what would happen to me if I give away her weight Big grin




KAUST
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SLC1
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RE: How Much Does Your Mom Weigh?

Thu Feb 10, 2005 1:33 pm

I'd guess around 130 lbs.
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saxdiva
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RE: How Much Does Your Mom Weigh?

Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:25 pm

Coz, is there some reason that you're asking what our moms weigh at the same time you're asking what the best feedbags are? Or is it just a weird coincidence?  Wink/being sarcastic

Edit: Gee, you'd think I could spell by now...

[Edited 2005-02-10 08:56:35]
 
OYRJA
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RE: How Much Does Your Mom Weigh?

Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:33 pm

Well.... After having your mom on top of me last night I would guess that she weighs about 200lbs.

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KROC
 
mdsh00
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RE: How Much Does Your Mom Weigh?

Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:42 pm

Well.... After having your mom on top of me last night I would guess that she weighs about 200lbs.

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KROC


You do realize that you implied your mom is fat and she (including all our moms) slept with KROC right?  Laugh out loud
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OYRJA
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RE: How Much Does Your Mom Weigh?

Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:45 pm

Nope I didn't.. It was an answer to TheCoz. So it has nothing to do with my mom or your mom Big grin
 
mdsh00
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RE: How Much Does Your Mom Weigh?

Thu Feb 10, 2005 4:49 pm

Nope I didn't.. It was an answer to TheCoz. So it has nothing to do with my mom or your mom

Ah, that IS true.
"Look Lois, the two symbols of the Republican Party: an elephant, and a big fat white guy who is threatened by change."
 
KROC
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RE: How Much Does Your Mom Weigh?

Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:04 pm

Fat women need love too.
 
lapper
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RE: How Much Does Your Mom Weigh?

Thu Feb 10, 2005 9:42 pm

I would guess that she weighs about 200lbs

And how much was her other tit?
 
theCoz
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RE: How Much Does Your Mom Weigh?

Thu Feb 10, 2005 11:52 pm

You do realize that you implied your mom is fat and she (including all our moms) slept with KROC right?

he he, ya  Laugh out loud

But Cedarjet's mom is still fat. Nothing's gonna change that.

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