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Michael Jackson Jokes:

Mon Feb 14, 2005 4:39 am

Michael Jackson is asked if he will help out filling in for Santa at a local shopping mall. Michael glady agress.

After a few people come and ask for christmas gifts little timmy comes and sits on his lap, Micheal says timmy can I show you a magic trick?

Sure he responds.

Here you go timmy can you feel my finger up your bum?

yes he replies, well here is the trick michael says.

"LOOK NO HANDS"

michael jackson sung to his credit card, u are not alone I AM PLASTIC TOO.
 
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RE: Michael Jackson Jokes:

Mon Feb 14, 2005 4:43 am

What does Michael Jackson like about twenty-eight year olds?

There are twenty of them!  Laugh out loud

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RE: Michael Jackson Jokes:

Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:01 am

LMAO, those are hysterical.

Q: What do Michael Jackson and an xbox have in common?
A: Both get turned on by kids!


Q: What do Michael Jackson and Walmart have in common?
A: They both have small boys pants at half off!


 
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RE: Michael Jackson Jokes:

Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:04 am

Hey

LOL Jokes.

Can;t really think of any at the mo

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RE: Michael Jackson Jokes:

Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:09 am

Here's a whole site of them:

http://williambader.com/mj.html

It was reported the other day that Michael Jackson wants to be one of the first civilians to travel into space.
A spokesperson for NASA said, "We're fine with the idea but the only problem is Jackson insists on coming back".
 Laugh out loud

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RE: Michael Jackson Jokes:

Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:19 am

Ooh come on, that's really childish!
 
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RE: Michael Jackson Jokes:

Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:28 am

Freakin Awesome!! Bashing Jacko is a good time
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RE: Michael Jackson Jokes:

Mon Feb 14, 2005 5:54 am

Why Jacko put a cheese slice on the end of his penis?
Kids will do anything for Dairylea.

Sick I know, but funny.
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RE: Michael Jackson Jokes:

Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:23 am

poor guy..

just imagine him coming on here and reading this...

but i guess he should expect it.
 
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RE: Michael Jackson Jokes:

Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:44 am

How do you know when it's bedtime @ Neverland Ranch?

When the big hand touches the little hand.
 
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RE: Michael Jackson Jokes:

Mon Feb 14, 2005 6:48 am

I got a new car stereo the other day. When I shout "Soul", it plays soul music. When I shout "Rock", it plays rock music. Today, these kids ran in front of my car and I shouted "F***ing kids!!!!" It played Michael Jackson.  Big thumbs up



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RE: Michael Jackson Jokes:

Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:17 am

That's a classic site Newark, some of the better ones...
Q: How many times does 12 go into 35?
A: Ask Michael Jackson.

Q: What's 6 + 46 + 5?
A: A threesome with Michael Jackson.
Q: Why did Michael Jackson get food poisoning?
A: He ate a nine year old wiener!

Q: What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
A: They both leave little boys' rooms with empty sacks.
Q: Where's Michael going on holiday?
A: He's off to Tampa with the kids.
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RE: Michael Jackson Jokes:

Mon Feb 14, 2005 8:30 am

Is Michael Jackson a child molester?
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RE: Michael Jackson Jokes:

Mon Feb 14, 2005 1:35 pm

Wonder if MJ reads these jokes  Smile
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RE: Michael Jackson Jokes:

Wed Feb 16, 2005 1:27 am

Another one.

Little Johny is having a chat with his mom about God one day.

Johny: Mom, Is God black or white?

Mom: dear, God is both black and white.

Johny: Mom, is God male or female?

Mom: He is both male and female , dear.

Johny: Is God gay or straight, mom?

Mom: God is both gay and straight , dear.

Johny: Mom, then God is surely Michael Jackson!
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RE: Michael Jackson Jokes:

Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:04 am

breaking news, Fox is saying Micheal Jackson is being rushed to the hospital. I can only imagine what this weirdo has dreamed up.
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RE: Michael Jackson Jokes:

Wed Feb 16, 2005 2:07 am

Q: What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne?
A: Acne only comes on your face when you are 13.

Satement: Man, I'm sweatin like Michael Jackson at the Kid's Choice awards!
 
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RE: Michael Jackson Jokes:

Thu Feb 17, 2005 2:16 am

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a train?

One is a form of transportation.
The other screws little boys in the butt.


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