Michael Jackson is asked if he will help out filling in for Santa at a local shopping mall. Michael glady agress.
After a few people come and ask for christmas gifts little timmy comes and sits on his lap, Micheal says timmy can I show you a magic trick?
Sure he responds.
Here you go timmy can you feel my finger up your bum?
yes he replies, well here is the trick michael says.
"LOOK NO HANDS"
michael jackson sung to his credit card, u are not alone I AM