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French Sheep On Strike

Fri Feb 18, 2005 5:30 pm

Caen, Normandy - France (Reuteurs)

The local sheep flocks, with full cooperation from their shepperds have today decided to go on an unlimited strike.

They will stop providing wool, stop giving milk (for the Feta Salakis, au bon lait de brebis), and even stop providing free of charge lawn mowing.

To the press and officials, Babah the Normandy flocks spokesheep explain their unexpected move :

"It appears that our borders are not protected well enough. We had agreed with Brussells and Paris that UK would never enter Schengen, thus protecting us from Welsh and Scotts. Yet, customs have let in dangerous individuals from the Northern Territories of England. A quick look at A.net forum show that their most dangerous villain is now out of Yemen (no more of our kind is left alive there !) and is now in our beautiful country. We will keep on this movement as long as he remain on our soil."

[Edited 2005-02-18 09:34:37]
 
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RE: French Sheep On Strike

Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:11 pm

Use the spell checker  Big grin
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RE: French Sheep On Strike

Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:23 pm

Quoting 707CMF (reply 0):
Yet, customs have let in dangerous individuals from the Northern Territories of England


Now, just a minute. We're not taking responsibility for them. Absolutely nothing, whatsoever to do with England.
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RE: French Sheep On Strike

Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:26 pm

And use the grammar checker as well  Big grin

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RE: French Sheep On Strike

Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:48 pm

I take no responsibility for the spelling mistakes of the sheep.
After all, they are scared enough.

Cheers,

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RE: French Sheep On Strike

Fri Feb 18, 2005 8:57 pm

Well, this has got to be the first Sheep topic in ages to have nothing to do with me then  Big grin
As I am not a Scott  Smile
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RE: French Sheep On Strike

Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:10 pm

I expect him to change his flag to the Irish one soon. I'm sure he's just dying of shame after being beaten first by the French and then by the Irish. There was talk about him seeking refuge somewhere... Anywhere with a winning team. And even Yemen wouldn't have him!  Big grin

And Kirkie, Scot has one t!
 
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RE: French Sheep On Strike

Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:19 pm

Its 707cmf, the Elbonian Rhaat to tell that Scot has only 1 T  Big grin
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RE: French Sheep On Strike

Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:28 pm

Quoting Gkirk (reply 7):
Its 707cmf, the Elbonian Rhaat to tell that Scot has only 1 T


Shalom Kirkie... What language was that? Scottish? Or Scotch Big grin

[Edited 2005-02-18 13:30:28]
 
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RE: French Sheep On Strike

Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:35 pm

Reports from Jaffa... Hebraic sheeps are taking over where the French ones left.

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RE: French Sheep On Strike

Fri Feb 18, 2005 9:45 pm

*Launches missile attack aimed for 707cmf
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RE: French Sheep On Strike

Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:05 pm

Ireland won´t help. The farmers from County Kerry have the same reputation as the Welsh and Scots....  Big grin

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RE: French Sheep On Strike

Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:09 pm

Quoting Gkirk (reply 5):
As I am not a Scott


He admits it! He's really a Welshman.  Big grin
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RE: French Sheep On Strike

Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:19 pm

Does it mean that Kirkie sings in close harmonies when he is p*ssed?

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RE: French Sheep On Strike

Fri Feb 18, 2005 10:57 pm

No Im a Scot, not a Scott, I am Scottish, not a member of the Scott clan of Old Peterhead  Big grin
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