MxCtrlr
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Friday Funny - 25-Feb-05

Fri Feb 25, 2005 8:10 pm

A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman, and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand.

Two men applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied, she decided to hire the gay guy, figuring it would be safer to have him around the house than the drunk. He proved to be a hard worker who put in long hours every day and knew a lot about ranching.

For weeks, the two of them worked, and the ranch was doing very well. Then one day, the rancher's widow said to the hired hand, "You have done a really good job and the ranch looks great. You should go into town and kick up your heels." The hired hand readily agreed and went into town one Saturday night.

One o'clock came, however, and he didn't return. Two o'clock and no hired hand. He returned around two-thirty, and upon entering the room, he found the rancher's widow sitting by the fireplace with a glass of wine, waiting for him.

She quietly called him over to her. "Unbutton my blouse and take it off," she said. Trembling, he did as she directed. "Now take off my boots." He did as she asked, ever so slowly. "Now take off my socks." He removed each gently and placed them neatly by her boots. "Now take off my skirt." He slowly unbuttoned it, constantly watching her eyes in the fire light. "Now take off my bra." Again, with trembling hands, he did as he was told and dropped it to the floor. " Now," she said, "take off my panties." By the light of the fire, he slowly pulled them down and off.

Then she looked at him and said, "If you ever wear my clothes into town again, you're fired."

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RE: Friday Funny - 25-Feb-05

Fri Feb 25, 2005 8:24 pm

Lol, didn't see that one coming!

And since it's Friday, here's two pics I've been emailed.

New film coming soon

Exhibit 1 from the Michael Jackson Trial

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RE: Friday Funny - 25-Feb-05

Fri Feb 25, 2005 8:35 pm

LMAO  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud

more than a line or two of text is probably not worth posting.

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RE: Friday Funny - 25-Feb-05

Sat Feb 26, 2005 3:32 am

I don't know if this was posted before but here goes...

A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him. AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.

So the Marine did what any squared-away Marine would do. He went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girl friend with the following note:

"I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."
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RE: Friday Funny - 25-Feb-05

Sat Feb 26, 2005 3:06 pm

Myt332: In relation to your first picture

The Royal Honeymoon.....

Camilla is very pleased with the wedding arrangements but has turned
down the Queen's offer of a weekend in Paris with a car and driver.

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