Robin Williams has come up with the first "politically correct" Pledge of Allegiance. (Concerning using "God" in the pledge)
I'm sorry, I find this hilarious.
The changes goes like this.
I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America
and to the Republic for which it stands, one Nation under Canada, above Mexico, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
And instead of God bless America: Someone bless America.
Hope everybody is happy now...