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Female Hormones Found In Beer

Sat Feb 26, 2005 11:54 pm

Scientists have recently suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.
The theory is that drinking beer makes men turn into women. To test the finding, 100 men were fed 6 pints of lager each. It was then observed that 100 per cent of the men gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became overly emotional, couldn't drive, failed to think rationally, argued over nothing and refused to apologise when wrong.
No further testing is planned.

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RE: Female Hormones Found In Beer

Sun Feb 27, 2005 1:31 am

Nicely done my Scottish friend. One thing to keep in mind though..

Quoting GKirk (reply 0):
and refused to apologise when wrong.


Or if you're like me, you spend the WHOLE time apologizing for getting drunk. "I'm so sorry guys.. I'm soooorrrry"  Big thumbs up

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RE: Female Hormones Found In Beer

Sun Feb 27, 2005 1:57 am

Just look at longtime beer drinkers... men tend to turn into fat women after a few decades of consuming beer in large quantities.

And no, it´s not a "recent" finding by any stretch - it´s been known for many years already that some of the (natural) substances in beer have oestrogen-like qualities.

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RE: Female Hormones Found In Beer

Sun Feb 27, 2005 2:00 am

If anything, having the presence of those female hormones would make you want to gravitate to females more....hence why those beer goggles work so damn well  Laugh out loud

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RE: Female Hormones Found In Beer

Sun Feb 27, 2005 2:03 am

DeltaGuy: If anything, having the presence of those female hormones would make you want to gravitate to females more....

Not exactly... it would make you gravitate to become a female... Pretty much exactly like the first stage of a sex change.

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RE: Female Hormones Found In Beer

Sun Feb 27, 2005 2:54 am


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RE: Female Hormones Found In Beer

Sun Feb 27, 2005 3:30 am

Quoting GKirk (reply 0):
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Scientists have recently suggested that men should take a look at their beer consumption, considering the results of a recent analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer.


GKirk.....I guess thats why so many men have "MAN BOOBS".....ROFL  Big thumbs up

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RE: Female Hormones Found In Beer

Sun Feb 27, 2005 3:40 am

Vaporlock: GKirk.....I guess thats why so many men have "MAN BOOBS".....ROFL

That´s actually correct! It is indeed a contributing factor.

And it appears Kirkie just can´t wait to get there! Big grin
 
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RE: Female Hormones Found In Beer

Sun Feb 27, 2005 4:02 am

I think we should do a long term study on you. Big grin
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RE: Female Hormones Found In Beer

Sun Feb 27, 2005 4:05 am



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RE: Female Hormones Found In Beer

Sun Feb 27, 2005 4:12 am

Does beer really have female hormones?
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RE: Female Hormones Found In Beer

Sun Feb 27, 2005 4:33 am

Aer Lingus: Does beer really have female hormones?

There is a large group of chemical substances which act on the human body like female hormones. And some of them are indeed contained in beer.
 
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RE: Female Hormones Found In Beer

Sun Feb 27, 2005 6:09 am

Whew! What a relief! It was a joke.

Jeez.....don't even joke about stuff like this.  Smile
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RE: Female Hormones Found In Beer

Sun Feb 27, 2005 6:21 am

Soy protein (not found in beer AFAIK) also contains female hormones, or at least causes the body to produce them.
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RE: Female Hormones Found In Beer

Sun Feb 27, 2005 10:41 am

Well, it's a good thing I drink Guinness!
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RE: Female Hormones Found In Beer

Sun Feb 27, 2005 4:46 pm

Makes sense, I remember reading an interview with the first Wonderbra model, Eva Herzigova, and she said that her grandfather had told her to drink beer if she wanted her breasts to grow LOL
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RE: Female Hormones Found In Beer

Sun Feb 27, 2005 4:51 pm

"Soy protein (not found in beer AFAIK) also contains female hormones, or at least causes the body to produce them."

Better cut down on my soymilk consumption then...

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