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If You Were Prez, What A.net Members In Cabinent?

Wed Mar 09, 2005 4:12 am

OK this is pretty self explanatory. If you were President of the US what A.net members would you appoint to what positions and why?

If I were Prez I would have:

Vice President: Flairport: He has that same creepy Cheney vibe from the whole stalker thing, and it isn't like that job comes with any actual responsibilities.

Sec Defense: L-188, He would probably enjoy the job and might bring back the days of having airplanes that weren't boring to look at flying around.

Sec State: KROC, I can just see him getting in some third world assholes grill and handing him a KO or a piazza whiff.

Ambassador to the UN: JCS17, he disagrees with them so much it might be funny to watch him have to deal with them.

Sec Transportation: Superfly, Someone to finally do something about annoying emissions regulations and bring back cars that are actually worth both looking at and driving.

Sec Interior: Falcon84, this is usually a giveaway position anyway, other than watching over national parks I really don't know what else this position does. So he probably wouldn't have to quit his day job. He could also arrange mass tree-huggings.

Sec Homeland Security: OBitch1504, I know he would personally work hard to improve airport security by going to each and every airport himself and teaching the TSA how to properly grope women in the name of national security.

I had a few others when I was thinking about this instead of paying attention in cost accounting, feel free to add new cabinent posts.
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:20 am

If I were Prez:

Vice President: ANCFlyer
Secretary of State: Diamond
Secretary of Defense: L.1011
Ambassador to the U.N: Falcon84
Secretary of Transportation: Newark777
Secretary of Education: SFOMEX
Secretary of Homeland Security: DeltaGuy

I am too lazy to type out the reasons right now. Smile

Edit: BTW, I am missing a few people, but can't think of them right now.

[Edited 2005-03-08 22:21:26]
 
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:23 am

Quoting BRAVO7E7 (reply 1):
If I were Prez


I pray it never comes to this.

Logan

[Edited 2005-03-08 22:40:31]
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RE: If You Were Prez, What A.net Members In Cabinent?

Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:20 am

Typical American arrogance. Only choosing US A.net members.  Wink
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RE: If You Were Prez, What A.net Members In Cabinent?

Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:26 am

Well he didnt ask if we were the Prime Minister.  Wink
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:27 am

I'm SecDef with a President Bravo? Cool! Just curious, why?
 
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:28 am

Quoting L.1011 (Reply 5):
I'm SecDef with a President Bravo? Cool! Just curious, why?


Because your a Republican L1011, why else??  Wink
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:29 am

Quoting Usairwys757 (Reply 4):
Well he didnt ask if we were the Prime Minister.


No, it's too late for semantics. The whole world is grossly offended. He hasn't even put his cabinet together and already the rest of the world hates him.  Wink

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RE: If You Were Prez, What A.net Members In Cabinent?

Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:29 am

Why doesn't anyone want me as Secretary of Asshole-ness?
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:30 am

Quoting CaptOveur (Thread starter):
Vice President: Flairport: He has that same creepy Cheney vibe from the whole stalker thing, and it isn't like that job comes with any actual responsibilities.


should I be estatic or embarassed?

I really don't know who I'd pick, but let me get back to you on that.
I do think I'd have to pick Johan as Vice President just out of respect.
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:39 am

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 2):
I pray it never comes to this.

Logan

[Edited 2005-03-08 22:40:31]



I liked your response prior to the edit.  Smile
 
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:03 am

Thanks for the cabinet post CaptOveur.  Cool



Vice President: Ctbarnes
I'd trust him to step right up to the plate and carry out my agenda if assasinated


Sec Defense: Russophile
Smart man with grasp of world affairs and dovish feeling like myself that's not hell bent on going to war.


Attorney General: Lehpron
He will only go after the real crooks and will not criminalize dying patients for pot possesion.


Sec State: BN747
We are on the same page on just about everything but still trust the guy to be independent when necessary

Ambassador to the UN: Cedarjet
Smart man with grasp of world affairs and understands our role as a superpower to be a leader in world peace (not war), democracy and stomping out major worldwide human issues such as poverty and disease.


Sec Transportation: PHILBOS
For obvious reasons. Come visit us in the car threads. Plus he has private sector hands on experience in the feild.

Sec Interior: Radarbeam
He is a good enviornmentalist and trust him to oversee our national parks

Sec Homeland Security: Swissgabe
Well travelled individual who knows the ins & outs of countrys that are trouble spots. He has visited them as well

Secretary of Education: Tbar220
Very smart well educated guy. He can set a great example for our youth.
EGGD would be a good back up

Secretary of Commerce: Sccutler
Smart man when it comes to fiscal matters and would show that my administration is open to a few Republican ideas.  Wink


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Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:13 am

Quoting Superfly (Reply 11):
Attorney General: Lehpron
He will only go after the real crooks and will not criminalize dying patients for pot possesion.


LMFAO, ah good times.  cool 

Ironically my brother is a law student and I don't like the idea of thinking linearly, which is required I think to defend someone.  Wink

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Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:33 am

Lehpron: Now you be a good Attorney General.  Smile




TristarEnvy:
I'd appoint you but I am afraid we wouldn't get anything done.  Sad
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:17 am

My first draft:

Veep: Falcon, I need someone to counter my occasional NeoCon outbursts.

SecState: DL021. He's Been there, done that (unlike Condi Rice) and not only talk the talk, but walk the walk. . . .

SecDHS: Bravo7E7. I need someone to control all the stupidity in that Department, someone set minded and dictatorial.

SecDef: L-188. Knows guns, knows ammo - what else I need?

Sec to UN: SFOMEX. Level Head, been a lot of places, surprises you with input.

AG: Stowaway. Got the keep the left wingers in line somehow . . .

SecEd: Klaus, I've seen his posts. He talks etherial enough, maybe he's smart too.  Big grin

SecInterior: It's a nothing job, so give it a nothing member: MD90 gets the job. He WILL approve and support drilling in ANWR or I'll fire his ass.

New Department . . .Secretary of Middle Eastern Affairs: BA gets the job. Might not always agree with him (like about the Hezbollah Terrorist organization) but he has a handle on the Middle East . . . .


As for my first Executive order: Disassemble, disband, stop, disorganize, take apart, dissolve, delete, erase the TSA. Now and forever.

This is, of course a first draft - just a stab . . . . .
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:19 am

Indianguy - Secretary of State

Indianguy - Secretary of Defense

Indianguy - Attorney General

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Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:35 am

I would be secretary of smiling and looking pretty and as part of this role I would lock up all the ugly and fat people, at least that would leave 1% of the American population who would still enjoy freedom!














ONLY JOKING!! Big grin
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:57 am

Actually I may have to withdraw Swissgabe's nomination for Sec Homeland Security. That post will go to; UALbagsmasher Big grin
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:05 am

Let me see, if I were President..

Vice President: Mendis, why Mendis, because he made me an Assistant God of his Board and now I have to pay my debts, (dang patronage)

Sec Defense: Delta767-300ER, why he has dem dare guns.

Sec State: Yyz717, just tell my man Yyz that all those naughty "evil Doers" are in fact AirCanada and we'll show em' who's the boss

Ambassador to the UN: Sabena332, He is a fine negotiator

Sec Transportation: ILS, Free BMWs (with interiors by KIA) for all

Sec Interior: ScarlotHarlot, I just think she would do quite well

Sec Homeland Security: CaptOveur, there is wisdom in that humor

Sec Education: Diamond, he has the most impressive sounding degree I know of


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Wed Mar 09, 2005 5:12 pm

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 2):
I pray it never comes to this.

Logan


Couldn't possible be any worse than the fella in charge of you's now...  Smile

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Wed Mar 09, 2005 5:30 pm

You are all missing a KEY member of Clinton's cabinet: his overweight intern Monica Lewinski.

So....which anet member do you want coming to the oval office after hours, to ummm fill Monica's shoes?
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:08 pm

Quoting CaptOveur (Thread starter):
Sec Defense: L-188, He would probably enjoy the job and might bring back the days of having airplanes that weren't boring to look at flying around.


He would enjoy the job - trouble is the rest of the world would be reduced to a smoking bubbling sheet of glass the first morning he wakes up hungover or fails to hit his lunchtime raccoon with a Stinger missile. Especially France  Smile

If I were Prez, I wouldn't bother with a cabinet, I'd nominate myself Supreme Benevolent Autocrat, fire Congress (freeloading backstabbing assholes), declare a 4-week national holiday, and take AF1 to Tahiti with 150 of my closest friends. It's good to be the Supreme Benevolent Autocrat. Big grin
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:20 pm

Vice President: Scotty - A government would work better with 2 Scotsmen in charge  Wink
Secretary of State: Thom@s
Secretary of Defense: OYRJA
Ambassador to the U.N: ScottysAir (he and the UN speak/write the same language  Wink )
Secretary of Transportation: Joge
Secretary of Education: Klaus
Secretary of Homeland Security: Andreas
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 6:31 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 22):
Secretary of State: Thom@s


I don't think you know what you're getting yourself into... Big grin

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Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:18 pm

Thom@s, actually I was going to appoint you Secretary of Chav
 Wink
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:03 pm

Chav??!! Erm...  Smile

So, how is Turkey then? Always on the move eh? You should drop by Scandinavia some day...  Wink

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Wed Mar 09, 2005 8:56 pm

If I were Prime Minister, I would appoint the following:

Chancellor of the Exchequer: Junketeer
Foreign Secretary: Cambrian
Special Envoy to the Mideast: Sleak76
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:20 pm

Vice President: Klaus, He is very smart. He can save my ass when I fuck up Big grin

Secretary of State: BN747

Secretary of Defense: USAFHummer. He knows his military stuff.

Ambassador to the U.N: Falcon84, He is smart as well. And he gets along with many people outside the US.

Secretary of Transportation: RJ100.

Secretary of Education: BNE / YBBN), Australia - Queensland">BNE, Many people could learn alot from him.

Secretary of Homeland Security: LY7E7. This is a man I really respect alot. And I think he would do a good job here.

Spokesperson: Von Richtofen, Pilot Kaz, Thom@s and GKirk.

[Edited 2005-03-09 13:23:34]
 
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:23 pm

Oh common I don't speak that much  Silly
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:25 pm

Quoting OYRJA (Reply 27):
Spokesperson: Von Richtofen, Pilot Kaz and GKirk.


Kirkie ? Guess again, Bob ! The job of "spokesperson" requires the ability to craft the language like fine jewelry, to enunciate in the best Oscar Wilde Oxford English, as opposed to slobber out drunken Pictish gruntings. :-P
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:28 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 29):
Kirkie ? Guess again, Bob ! The job of "spokesperson" requires the ability to craft the language like fine jewelry, to enunciate in the best Oscar Wilde Oxford English, as opposed to slobber out drunken Pictish gruntings. :-P


Why do you think I chosed so many??  Wink
 
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:40 pm

Vice President: LHMark - Perfect for this role. Plus he would help bridge the gap with Europe with his love of Euro beer and gasp, Soccer.

Sec Defense: A team of ANCFlyer and Dl021They have lived the live and know what it takes to have a successful military.

Sec State: Falcon84 - He has America's best interests at heart no matter what and his left wing ations would help balance things out.

Ambassador to the UN: Aa61hvy - Only so I can sit back and watch him flex and talk about being the man and how he is gong to kick their asses.

Sec Transportation: Superfly just because.

Sec Interior: Redngold - This throw away position should keep her busy enough so she will stay out of hte important issues and we can all discuss sex related issues and the like.

Sec Homeland Security: Usairwys757 - Wanna be tough guy who wouldn't be able to accomplish anything. Perfect for the government.  Wink

Sec. of Education: MD11Engineer - Dude is well spoken and intelligent. Things could only improve with him at the helm.

*New Position*
Sec. of Relations - Captoveur. This department would be in charge of revamping laws so that guys (such as myself being a veteran of divorce) do not get F-ed over by chicks each and every time no matter what the cause of divorce is. Nobody better for this position that Captoveur...een if he can only work when his girlfriend is watching the Oscars or something so she is out of his hair.

[Edited 2005-03-09 13:43:54]

[Edited 2005-03-09 14:09:53]
 
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:51 pm

Vice President: LHMark - Perfect for this role. Plus he would help bridge the gap with Europe with his love of Euro beer and gasp, Soccer.

Prez and Veep BOTH from Rochester? Jeez can you say "banana republic"?
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:51 pm

Vice President: ANCFlyer - Even though he's a dirty Republican, he knows what he's doing and talking about.

Sec Defense: KROC - I'll give him this position because his 2 months in the Air Force will likely pay off.  Wink

Sec of State: Falcon84 - His unbiased opinions are whats best for all Americans. Wink

Ambassador to the UN: LHMark - Because he's more concerned about Germany and Euroland than his own country.  Wink

Sec of Transportation: SuperFly - Knows what he's doing when it comes to cars, etc.

Sec of Interior: OYRJA - Just because I want him on my staff.

Sec of Homeland Security: Aa61hvy and PilotJMartin - Because they think they can scare everybody away with their "big" muscles.  Wink
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:55 pm

Quoting Usairwys757 (Reply 33):
Sec of Interior: OYRJA - Just because I want him on my staff.


Thanks man. I'm very flattered  Wink
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:37 pm

...Secretary for Education.....Ceildh

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Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:40 pm

Vice President: Aerorobnz

We'd make sure Church & State are so far apart..they won't even know the other exist!

Chief of Staff: Klaus -- he's sure to make me look good!
Secretary of State: Jaysit-- he'd spot the trouble makers before they realize they are..
Secretary of Defense: Falcon84--he'd know when to launch and when not to...

Ambassador to the U.N: Superfly-- he'd be in heaven with chicks from a 100 nations--spreading the love!

Secretary of Transportation: SESDGL
Secretary of Education: AirxLiban-- and 'SC boy can't go wrong.
Secretary of Homeland Security: Whitehatter
Secretary of Treasury: Msh00 --Calif guy...no explanationed
Secretary of Interior:ScarletHarlot-- gotta have a chick in the mix (1st chick I could think of....she is a she isn't she?)
Secretary of HHS:OYRJA -- socialized healthcare would need someone with some know how and we can learn from our Nordic friends!
Secretary of Commerce: Airplay...gotta hook a liberal up...
Surgeon General:Logan 22L
Secretary of Labor: CptKrell...old school & knows the meaning of an honest days work
Secretary of Agriculture:DLKAPA
Secretary of Energy:MD11Engineer -- good man for the job
EPA:GarnetPalmetto

Now the fun part...

Ambassador to Zambia: MD90

Ambassador to the Congo:Yyz717

Ambassador to Uganda: StartOuevr

Ambassador to Sudan: Concordeboy

Ambassador to Iraq: Stowaway

Ambassador to Syria:Bravo7E7

Ambassador to Afghanistan: L-188

Ambassador to Somalia: Mav11

Ambassador to Kazhakstan: EA AS CO

Ambassador to Burkina Faso:L-1011

Ambassador to Mongolia:NWA742

..boy, that list was easy to compile... they're all on each others RU list! I have more nations than neos who need jobs! I can see 'em all now... "How the hell did I get here... and WTF do I do now???"

Ambassador to France: DL021 ... he'll see that there are other great places on the planet besides the USA!!!  yes 

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Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:41 pm

Captoveur, funny you mentioned me with "tree huggers", since I loathe that PC crowd. And are you sure you want a SecInterior AND a liberal who supports drilling in the ANWR?  Smile

VP-ANCFlyer. May be conservative, but he's not an ideologue. Makes a good balance to my center-left.

SecState: DL021. Fair, balanced, again, not an ideologue.

SecTres: a former member of Anet, who's handle I can't remember, who was very versed on fiscal policy and the like. Damn, can't remember his handle!  Smile

SecDef: JetService. Again, with all respect to L-188, JetService isn't an ideologue, but would be competent.

UNAmbassador: Redngold, because she has a clear mind, and would represent us much better than this Bolton idiot that Bush nominated.  Smile
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 10:54 pm

Quoting BN747 (Reply 36):
Ambassador to Sudan: Concordeboy


I would respectively suggest a posting as Ambassador to France. But move the Embassy from Paris to Bar-le-Duc (le but du trou du cul du monde, as I've heard it described !  Smile )
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:08 pm

Quoting OYRJA (Reply 27):
Spokesperson: Von Richtofen, Pilot Kaz, Thom@s and GKirk.


Spokes person? I'm sooooo gonna badmouth you... Big grin

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Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:20 pm

Quoting BRAVO7E7 (Reply 1):
Secretary of Education: SFOMEX


Quoting ANCFlyer (Reply 14):
Sec to UN: SFOMEX. Level Head, been a lot of places, surprises you with input.


Hey, thank you guys. If I can keep my dual citizenship, I'd be more than happy to take the posts.  mischievous 
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Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:55 pm

Nah, none of this democratic stuff for me. It can get so tedious.

I'll have a Louis Quatorzesque régime, complete with regular and choreographed rounds of public adulation and fanfare, move into a Versailles-like palace and surround myself with lovelies.

People be damned! L'état, ce sera certainement moi!

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Wed Mar 09, 2005 11:57 pm

Quoting Jasepl (Reply 41):
People be damned! L'état, ce sera certainement moi!


Aprés toi, le deluge !  Smile
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Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:01 am

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Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:13 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 43):
Ambassador to Wales: JGPH1A


NOOOOOO !! Don't make me go ! Christa will kill me with a Welshie death glare.

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RE: If You Were Prez, What A.net Members In Cabinent?

Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:17 am

Yes, I remembered about that. When in Wales, you should remember to  duck 
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
 
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RE: If You Were Prez, What A.net Members In Cabinent?

Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:24 am

Quoting Falcon84 (Reply 37):
funny you mentioned me with "tree huggers", since I loathe that PC crowd. And are you sure you want a SecInterior AND a liberal who supports drilling in the ANWR?


The tree hugger thing was sort of a ribbing, I know you don't exactly swing that way. And I do support drilling in ANWR if for no other reason than it pisses off the 5 people milling around at school who claim to be protesting to protect our enviroment.
Things were better when it was two guys in a dorm room.
 
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RE: If You Were Prez, What A.net Members In Cabinent?

Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:31 am

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 42):
Aprés toi, le deluge !


Absolument! All in preparation for the aftermath. Après moi, le spectacle... Chacun invité!
 
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RE: If You Were Prez, What A.net Members In Cabinent?

Thu Mar 10, 2005 12:39 am

Quoting BN747 (Reply 36):
Ambassador to Zambia: MD90


That should be Joge  Wink

-SA006  wave 
Proudly South African
 
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RE: If You Were Prez, What A.net Members In Cabinent?

Thu Mar 10, 2005 1:07 am

OK I've had to do a little re-shuffling of my cabinet.

Vice President: Ctbarnes
I'd trust him to step right up to the plate and carry out my agenda if assasinated


Sec Defense: Russophile
Smart man with grasp of world affairs and dovish feeling like myself that's not hell bent on going to war.


Attorney General: Lehpron
He will only go after the real crooks and will not criminalize dying patients for pot possesion.


Sec State: BN747
We are on the same page on just about everything but still trust the guy to be independent when necessary

Ambassador to the UN: Cedarjet
Smart man with grasp of world affairs and understands our role as a superpower to be a leader in world peace (not war), democracy and stomping out major worldwide human issues such as poverty and disease.


Sec Transportation: PHILBOS
For obvious reasons. Come visit us in the car threads. Plus he has private sector hands on experience in the feild.

Sec Interior: Radarbeam
He is a good enviornmentalist and trust him to oversee our national parks

Sec Homeland Security: UALBagsmasher
Well travelled individual who knows the ins & outs of countrys that are trouble spots. He has visited them as well

Secretary of Education: Tbar220
Very smart well educated guy. He can set a great example for our youth.
EGGD would be a good back up

Secretary of Commerce: Sccutler
Smart man when it comes to fiscal matters and would show that my administration is open to a few Republican ideas.

Secretary of Housing & Urban Develpoment (HUD): Jaysit
City Boy who understands the major challenges facing our cities and would bring brilliant problem solving skills to problems that persist in large cities.

Secretary of Health & Human Services: ScarlotHarlot
Already works in that sector.


White House Intern: Pilot_kaz


White House Spokespersons; Rotation of - SWA TPA, Barcode, SophieMaltese, AdvanceGirlUK and when I am in serious trouble An-225 or Mirrode.


God forbid if I have a a Republican Congress to deal with, I'll need Greg as my legal council for every charge they throw at me for what ever reason.




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