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Man Cuts Off His Penis, Then Eats It

Fri Mar 11, 2005 11:40 pm

 Wow!

http://www.news.com.au/story/0,10117,12477927-13762,00.html



Not to be confused with the man who cut off his penis and accidently fed it to his dog:

http://socialitelife.com/mt/archives/000480.php
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RE: Man Cuts Off His Penis, Then Eats It

Fri Mar 11, 2005 11:42 pm

One must satisfy one's hunger.  Big grin
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RE: Man Cuts Off His Penis, Then Eats It

Fri Mar 11, 2005 11:46 pm

I have a new chat-up line for GKirk: 'I like to eat penises.' He might be more successful if he uses that - I'm not saying with women, mind.  Silly Just kidding.
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RE: Man Cuts Off His Penis, Then Eats It

Sat Mar 12, 2005 12:39 am

According to the hospital spokesman, "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

Insightful comment.

What kind of condom-ints do you put on a penis?

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RE: Man Cuts Off His Penis, Then Eats It

Sat Mar 12, 2005 12:45 am

That's fucking disgusting.
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RE: Man Cuts Off His Penis, Then Eats It

Sat Mar 12, 2005 12:47 am

Quoting TWFirst (Reply 4):
That's fucking disgusting.

Especially if he was circumcised.

Logan
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RE: Man Cuts Off His Penis, Then Eats It

Sat Mar 12, 2005 12:48 am

"Does that make him gay?"

--OK, I stole that from Leno last night.

But seriously, disgusting.
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RE: Man Cuts Off His Penis, Then Eats It

Sat Mar 12, 2005 12:53 am

According to the hospital spokesman, "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

No shit Sherlock!

This whole thing is disgusting! vomit 
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RE: Man Cuts Off His Penis, Then Eats It

Sat Mar 12, 2005 1:00 am

So, is he a male or a female now? Wink
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RE: Man Cuts Off His Penis, Then Eats It

Sat Mar 12, 2005 1:24 am

It must have been Coc(k) au vin.
 
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RE: Man Cuts Off His Penis, Then Eats It

Sat Mar 12, 2005 1:44 am

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 3):
What kind of condom-ints do you put on a penis?

Ok, now THAT was funny.  rotfl   rotfl 

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 5):
Especially if he was circumcised.

Logan

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RE: Man Cuts Off His Penis, Then Eats It

Sat Mar 12, 2005 1:53 am

Actually, the story about the dog that ate one is crazier. The guy got it confused with a chicken neck? News flash, the chicken neck is attached to the chicken, your cock is attached to you (well, not anymore in this case)! Gotta wonder about the authenticity of that one, though. Some debutante's blog page. Not exactly AP.

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RE: Man Cuts Off His Penis, Then Eats It

Sat Mar 12, 2005 2:05 am

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 11):
The guy got it confused with a chicken neck? News flash, the chicken neck is attached to the chicken, your cock is attached to you

Think about it. What do you call a male chicken?
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RE: Man Cuts Off His Penis, Then Eats It

Sat Mar 12, 2005 2:11 am

Man, I guess he couldn't find Lorena Bobbit.  Silly
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RE: Man Cuts Off His Penis, Then Eats It

Sat Mar 12, 2005 2:31 am

a hospital spokesman said: "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

Quote of the year, perhaps...
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RE: Man Cuts Off His Penis, Then Eats It

Sat Mar 12, 2005 2:42 am

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 3):
According to the hospital spokesman, "If you cut your sex organ and then eat it, then something is wrong with you."

Here's your sign!


This guy deserves a Darwin Award because he'll never be able to produce children, which is a good thing because there's more than enough sick puppies in this world already!
 
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RE: Man Cuts Off His Penis, Then Eats It

Sat Mar 12, 2005 2:59 am

"The incident is not the first time a man has severed his own penis and devoured it."

de·vour ( P ) Pronunciation Key (d-vour)
tr.v. de·voured, de·vour·ing, de·vours
To eat up greedily. See Synonyms at eat.
To destroy, consume, or waste: Flames devoured the structure in minutes.
To take in eagerly: devour a novel.
To prey upon voraciously: was devoured by jealousy.

He must've been reeeal hungry.
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RE: Man Cuts Off His Penis, Then Eats It

Sat Mar 12, 2005 5:53 am

Now I'm sitting here wondering why I opened the thread in the first place...  Smile

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RE: Man Cuts Off His Penis, Then Eats It

Sat Mar 12, 2005 11:50 am

Thats almost as bad as that guy who got his bit off by a gorilla. If I was the guy that got them taken off by a gorilla and I was on life support, I would to elect to have myself taken off, dont know what that guy is tryin live for.
 
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RE: Man Cuts Off His Penis, Then Eats It

Sat Mar 12, 2005 11:55 am

That's what I feel like doing right now.

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