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If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 7:54 am

who would it be?



I pick Snoop Dog, fo' shizzle. Although I dunno if he classifies as a musician.
 
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:32 am

Snoop Dogg is one of the all time greats.

Also do you know what fo shizzle means?

If you dont you better stop the dizzle fo shizzle in the bizzle before i wack you in the wizzle.
 
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:37 am

Hmmm...I'd say My Chemical Romance. I can't stand them.
 
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:40 am

Any of the new rappers who earn obscene amounts of money for simply having to speak over a few beats - IMO it doesn't constitute music. And their obsession with bling and girls infuriates me - not one seems o have made a video without either a land rover with massive rims, or several bikini clad girls gyrating (or both).

So 50cent, Snoop Dogg etc...
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:41 am

Snoop Dogg was around during the days of real rap, where they actually made music and the beats they sing to.

So to group Snoop Dogg with the "new" rappers is really unfair.
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:41 am

I'd have to go with Celene Dion, or the hypocritical Lee Greenwood.

Hell, I'd like to put a mike in Ann Coulter's hand, which would make her every bit as much a "musician" as Ashlee Simpson or Britney Spears, then wax her chickenhawk ass.
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:43 am

I'm not going to list and rappers, since they aren't musicians. Calling them that is an insult to all true musicians out there. Besides them, I guess I would have to go with Ashlee Simpson and Aaron Carter, too teeny-bop no-talent dopes with no right to go anywhere near a stage. The fact that they have no talent and got to where they are because of family irritates me even more.

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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:56 am

I think I would have to exclude everyone from the list who has not committed a capital offense.
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:57 am

I would sentence Green Day and their repetitive music to death.
 
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Wed Mar 23, 2005 9:01 am

I'd sentence all those reggaeton "singers".
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 9:01 am

how about all those damn "goth" rock bands like Pantera. It's just a lot of screaming and yelling thats about it. Any other bands that apply to this genre can also be included.

But for a single musician I'd have to say Barbar Streisand. She's a terrible singer plus shes a friend of Rosie's so that makes her even worse.

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Wed Mar 23, 2005 9:10 am

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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 9:33 am

How about Ryan Cabrera and all those other "pop" morons. Ryan Seacrestcan go too.

Quoting Newark777 (Reply 6):
I'm not going to list and rappers, since they aren't musicians. Calling them that is an insult to all true musicians out there.

In that case, hard-core goth and satan-worshipper rock should go with that. Since all they do is yell into the mic and nobody knows what the hell they are saying.
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:29 am

One word...


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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:31 am

How is it no one has yet to suggest Boy George?

BTW...death is way too steep. How about banishment to the Phantom Zone?
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:42 am

You know, I can understand not liking a musician, but what issues must one have to put a musician to death? How childish is that?

So, tell me, oh brilliant sage, WHY would you put mr. shizzle to death?

Perhaps its racism? Or perhaps the OP doesn't like rap? Or perhaps you just don't like the movies he is in?

I don't like a lot of musicians but to start a thread like this?

Sounds like perhaps there are some unresolved issues that need to be tended to.
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:44 am

Hey! Whaddaya want from me? Apparently I'm a Mafia Consigliere! Isn't that what we cionsiglieres are supposed to do?
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 10:47 am

Quoting Usairwys757 (Reply 4):
Snoop Dogg was around during the days of real rap, where they actually made music and the beats they sing to.

So to group Snoop Dogg with the "new" rappers is really unfair.

Real Rap??? Snoop was not around for the Sugar Hill Gang, Fat Boys, Run DMC, Kool Moe Dee, Boogie Down Productions, Blondie's Rapture etc etc...


As for me, I would give the death sentence to Bob Dylan. Me and some friends drove up to New York to see Springsteens final show in 03 at Shea Stadium and that sorry ass non singing bastard had the nerve to come on stage and blab off songs in lyrics only he could understand.
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:28 pm

One of those rappers who threatens ta cut dawgs with their bruthas, or even bust the cap and shizzle fo'nizzle in the trunk with some ghetto booty!

Yes, I do agree!
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 12:34 pm

None of them deserve to die, after all...they're entertaining SOMEONE.

Having said that, if I could erase from my memory the existance of one musician it would be Billy Joel.
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 1:51 pm

Quoting Airlinerfreak (Reply 1):
Also do you know what fo shizzle means?

Against my better judgement, please enlighten me to what this oh-so-valuable phrase in ebonics means to the rest of us...
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:04 pm

Quoting StevenUhl777 (Reply 20):
Against my better judgement, please enlighten me to what this oh-so-valuable phrase in ebonics means to the rest of us...

1) It's hardly "Ebonics" as you put it, as much as slang much the way 'Cool,' was once.

2) "Fo Shizzle" would mean "For sure."
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 2:31 pm

Anybody who has attempted to cover a Janis Joplin tune.
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 3:52 pm

It would be the producer that thinks we want to listen to the same boring crap for the last 5 years. It all sounds the same! Jessica Britney Avril Ryan or whoever. There are so many and they do sound the same! I remember the days when something refreshing would come along, it would burn out and something else refreshing would come along.

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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 4:05 pm

Toby Keith
The entire band Creed
50 Cent
Nellie
Bono from U2
Michael Stipe from R.E.M
Just about every act on MTV
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 4:07 pm

I have only one contribution....


50 Cent
(I should call him half dollar to his face)

and maybe one more making it two for those of you who were counting...:-P

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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 4:28 pm

Hmm, if we could agree that instead of killing ONE musician, I can make 100 musicians stop making noise, I'd be happy to provide a list of about 1,000 noisemakers to choose from.

Now if I have to stick to the original idea I'd pick Dieter Bohlen of Germany, simply because because it's necessary to kill that bastard, he's done enough damage to the music scene over here...and I'd happily volunteer to execute, too!!
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:12 pm

Sting - he was better with The Police.

Don Henley - he was better in The Eagles.

Ringo Starr - the most unfitting (and luckiest) person to land in The Beatles.

Practically everyone who made it to the finals of American Idol.

Some should have stayed put. Some didn't belong in the 1st place.

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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:20 pm

Quoting IBERIA747 (Reply 9):
I'd sentence all those reggaeton "singers".

Can you put some examples about reggaeton singers? this word is appearing in lots of places, but I didn't hear nothing on it... maybe because I don't listen los 40 principales...
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:29 pm

Wouldn't sentence MJ to death but maybe to life with a rapist. Wait...you said musician didn't you? Oh well.
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 5:53 pm

Fred Durst




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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:33 pm

I have never seen a thread so morbid and intolerant at the same time.   

What the hell is wrong with you people? An opinion is only valid if you know what you are talking about. I actually listen to it ALL, there is nothing that I hate. NOTHING. If it is possible for me then it is possible for you, give it a try! If you don't want to yet still slam, you're all cowards and pathetic in comparision.

They can't sound the same if you've listened to it.

I know what I'm talking about. I look down at people who listen to one type of music. How can you be so closed...? How is it your problem? How is it mine? I know many people who are mono and quite frankly I see them as stubborn. For 15 years I listened to music, in that time I got into about 7-8 different main genres and who knows how many subcategories. I'm not going to let go of Christina Aguilera just because I like Kenny Chesney or Hatebreed or Dr. Dre or Nelly or Janet Jackson or Sade or Big Mountain or Cranberries or Tori Amos (thinkin of getting that new one) or AFI or Avril or Slayer or KoRn or John Barry or Jaz-Z or Sting or Backstreet Boys (I heard about the new album coming).



I have room to expand, do you?   

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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 6:40 pm

Charles Manson would be my pick...
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 7:37 pm

everyone from the cat empire. Also include Jet.
 
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Wed Mar 23, 2005 7:52 pm

CLIFF RICHARD

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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 8:48 pm

Quoting LHMARK (Reply 16):
Hey! Whaddaya want from me? Apparently I'm a Mafia Consigliere! Isn't that what we cionsiglieres are supposed to do?

Learn your job Consigliere.

I'd vote Nelly or any of the pop rappers out there now. Give me the Cold Crush Brothers any day.
 
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 9:33 pm

Too...many...to...choose...between...

I'll have to sum it up like this:

Anyone involved with;
- Boybands
- Pop music
- Modern R&B / Hip hop
- Sluts who "sing" (Aka Britney, Christina Agulerra etc)
- Various (Celine Dion, Phil Collins etc)


The list goes on...

(Btw I only took a shot at Christina's surname, and frankly I couldn't care less if I didn't get it right...)

LONG LIVE REAL MUSIC!

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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Wed Mar 23, 2005 11:48 pm

I wouldn't sentence anyone to death, but I sure would like to make a few shut up and go home.

Namely, 80% of the music I've heard since the 2000's started.

The list is too long....
 
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Thu Mar 24, 2005 12:16 am

Quoting BA380 (Reply 34):
CLIFF RICHARD

SOMEONE PUT US OUT OF OUR MISERY!

LOL Couldn't have put it better myself  bigthumbsup 

Thanks


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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:13 am

Celine Dion.

But then she isn't a real musician, so I guess she gets to live and continue to torture us with her squawking.
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Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:26 am

Jaysit:
My ex-girlfriend dragged me kicking & screaming to a Celine Dion concert.
You know, she is not that bad. She sounds a lot better in French than English. She may be sappy and boring but she does have talent.
It pains me to admit that. There are a lot worse singers out there.
To her credit, at least she not some angry bitter woman bitching about men.
That seems to be the norm today.
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Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:29 am

BMIFlyer

much obliged!
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:58 am

Quoting Mighluss (Reply 28):
Can you put some examples about reggaeton singers?

I don't know any reggaeton singer's name as I really hate that kind of "music" (to give it a name)...but I'm really sure you have heard it at least once. No need to listen to los 40 principales to be "attacked" by the most vulgar-low class rhythm...music or noise, whatever it may be called. It's some kind of a mix of reggae and techno, always performed by latinamerican "artists" and has gained some popularity here in Spain during the last year...unfortunately.

There was even a thread about it recently...do a search and you will see.
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:43 am

Does Barry Manilow count???...don't know what's worse, listening to him or looking at him.
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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:49 am

I'm surprised nobody has mentioned this idiot:



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RE: If Ya Could Sentence 1 Musician To Death...

Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:57 am

Oh come on ElectraBob.
Barry Manilow isn't that bad. Don't you like his version of Copa Cabana?
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