JGPH1A
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Anyone Work For LH?

Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:32 am

As you can guess, I need one of the wonderful helpful people at LH to see about a small favour. I am flying to BOS next week, and am in need of a window seat, but there are none available. I am booked on the UA8859*LH420/01APR FRA BOS in the dreaded Y class - I have a UA RLOC but not the corresponding LH Inventory RLOC (which is the only one that's any use) - the UA RLOC is PHPBWI. I do have an aisle seat assigned already for the flight, but its not ideal.

Any assistance (seating, upgrade, lounge access, red carpet etc  Smile ) would be much appreciated.
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RE: Anyone Work For LH?

Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:36 am

Lufthansa are pleased to announce that they refuse to carry you onboard one of their normal passenger flights.
If however, you would like to fly onboard a much more suitable a/c for you, we will be happy to arrange it for you. Would an Antonov 225 be suffice?
Signed, the Lufthansa P.R team e.g GKirk  Wink
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JGPH1A
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RE: Anyone Work For LH?

Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:40 am

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 1):
Signed, the Lufthansa P.R team e.g GKirk

Don't spam my thread, you loathsome Sweaty :-P

P.S. An AN225 would be COOL !
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RE: Anyone Work For LH?

Thu Mar 24, 2005 2:59 am

Quoting JGPH1A (Thread starter):
do have an aisle seat assigned already for the flight, but its not ideal.

May not be ideal for you, but it's ideal for us here in BOS. God forbid we have to see your mug staring out the window. Bit too much of a shock.

Logan
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RE: Anyone Work For LH?

Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:04 am

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 3):
God forbid we have to see your mug staring out the window. Bit too much of a shock.

HAH ! It will cast a warm radiant blesséd glow upon your festering building site of a city. Beware my wrath, Beanboy - be grateful I'm even condescending to visit ! Big grin

Just kidding - I know I will recieve the traditionally warm and welcoming FIS greeting when I arrive, ie. "HowlongareyastayinnaUnitedStateswhatizzaporpoiseuvyavisitwherewillyabestayinputyourleftindexfingahonthepadnowtherightthankyousahhaveaniceday."
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RE: Anyone Work For LH?

Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:09 am

JGPH1A - The An225 being the only plane possible of carrying your weight  Wink
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RE: Anyone Work For LH?

Thu Mar 24, 2005 3:31 am

Actually, JGPH1A, if you want to get a glass of wine and doughnut, shoot me an e-mail.

Logan
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JGPH1A
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RE: Anyone Work For LH?

Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:25 pm

Quoting Logan22L (Reply 6):
Actually, JGPH1A, if you want to get a glass of wine and doughnut, shoot me an e-mail.

Logan

Will do ! Not sure yet what days I'll have free, but as soon as I know, I'll be in touch.

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 5):
JGPH1A - The An225 being the only plane possible of carrying your weight

Errr, yuh ! I got that oh so subtle humorous jibe first go ! Laugh ? I nearly did ! Don't think of it as extra weight, think of it as even more fabulous ME to go around. Pig from hell  Smile :P
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RE: Anyone Work For LH?

Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:33 pm

What days are you in BOS? I might fly up there for a few drinks.

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RE: Anyone Work For LH?

Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:34 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Thread starter):
Any assistance (seating, upgrade, lounge access, red carpet etc ) would be much appreciated.

doesn't MD11Engineer work for LH?
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RE: Anyone Work For LH?

Thu Mar 24, 2005 7:58 pm

Quoting An-225 (Reply 8):
What days are you in BOS?

He's only there for a few hours. He has a connecting flight to MSY, woo woos!

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RE: Anyone Work For LH?

Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:00 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 10):
He has a connecting flight to MSY, woo woos!

You don't have to go to MSY to get woo-woos (although in MSY I prefer Hurricanes anyway) - there is a little Cuban restaurant in Lambeth (near St.Thomas Hospital) that does FABE-ulous woo-woos. Mmmmmmmm.

Alex - ignore the other Alex ! I will be in BOS from 1st to the 10th, but I don't know yet what days I'll be free (family obligations, you know !).
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RE: Anyone Work For LH?

Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:05 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 11):
Alex - ignore the other Alex !

You don't have to tell him, you've both met me and you know I don't mean it. Joker I is, winding up I do. It amuses me, simple minds etc Big grin
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RE: Anyone Work For LH?

Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:07 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 12):
You don't have to tell him

Maybe not, but allow me my simple pleasures  Smile. Horrid boy - you are worse than Pe@rson.
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RE: Anyone Work For LH?

Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:10 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 13):
Horrid boy - you are worse than Pe@rson.

How dare you insult me like that and on my birthday as well!

I'm not your friend anymore.

Good day to you sir!
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JGPH1A
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RE: Anyone Work For LH?

Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:11 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 14):
I'm not your friend anymore.

Does that mean I'm not invited to your party ? Damn ! I bet there's jelly too.

Happy birthday anyway - are you VERY old ?
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RE: Anyone Work For LH?

Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:16 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 15):
are you VERY old ?

Nah, still young enough that you could be my father, god forbid!  old 

Thinking about it, I do want jelly though....Bet I won't get it, ha!
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RE: Anyone Work For LH?

Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:34 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 16):
Nah, still young enough that you could be my father, god forbid!

(shudders) it's statements like that that make me glad I don't have kids. Horrible thought.

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 16):
Thinking about it, I do want jelly though....Bet I won't get it, ha!

You're a big boy now - make your own jelly ! The joys of adulthood  Smile
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RE: Anyone Work For LH?

Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:41 pm

Oh my gosh, JGPH1A telling me i'm a big boy. You're really trying to ruin the day ey?!  Wink
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RE: Anyone Work For LH?

Thu Mar 24, 2005 8:52 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 18):
Oh my gosh, JGPH1A telling me i'm a big boy. You're really trying to ruin the day ey?!

Don't you start - I've already had whale-references a-plenty from Gkirk today ! I'm having a rough day, so be nice !  Smile

OK then you're not a big boy, you're a skinny oik. Go and have some jelly.
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