Pe@rson
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England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 8:57 pm

Well, I think we will all agree (well, except GKirk, but then he is a  censored   Silly ) that England should win pretty comfortably tonight. However, I think it's probably best not to assume that the result will be fantastic and that the match will be a breeze - complacency and a 'we don't need to try' attitude might uin it all. Level-headed, quite air of confidence - go get 'em!

We should have an A.net football get-together, perhaps when England plays Scotland.  Big grin Big grin
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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:06 pm

So I am right in assuming England will be fielding their 53rd rate team comprising of 6th graders from West London?
 
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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:07 pm

NGNGNGNGNGGN ! How many times ?!! Call the thread "England vs Azerbaijan - Soccer" (or Tiddly Winks or Contract Bridge or whatever) - be specific !

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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:08 pm

LOL. Shurrrrrrrrup you  old  fool.  Silly
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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:08 pm

Personally, I believe that England will destroy Azerbaijan. The English team is far superior than the opposition and has huge amounts of talent and depth. I can see England scoring at least 5 against Azerbaijan. This is coming from a Welshman BTW. As for Wales, well they lost 2-0 against Austria on Saturday which was pathetic to say the least. Wales play Austria again tonight only in Vienna. I do hope that Wales manage to put in a better performance than they did on Saturday!

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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:08 pm

Stop twining JGPH1A you  old  git!
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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:09 pm

I cant see us rattling up a score like Poland did saturday, this team give us a good game last time we played them, only beat them 1-0!

It wont be easy, England will sit back like they usually do against the minnows!

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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:11 pm

Yeah, will be the 1st team tonight.
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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:14 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 5):
Stop twining JGPH1A you



Quoting Pe@rson (Reply 3):
LOL. Shurrrrrrrrup you

Well, just think about it ! Only spamhead soccer-chavs such as yourselves will automatically assume you mean the footie - the rest of us (99.9999999999999999% of the known universe) will wonder if war has been declared between the two while no-one was looking. Clarity, boys - in all things clarity. Tchah !

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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:33 pm

Quoting EZYAirbus (Reply 6):
this team give us a good game last time we played them, only beat them 1-0!

That was the game played in a hurricane, if I recall correctly. Where any pass longer than about two yards flew into the stands. I watched that game. England did well to win it.

Be nice if Northern Ireland can do us a favour and get a point off the Poles (no chance).

Scotland in the meantime, have asked the Vatican City for a game, in the hope of a morale boosting win. Walter Smith was quoted as saying "There are no easy games in football, and if we'll need to be on top of our game if we're to come away with a draw. I hear they've got some Polish bloke in goal too."
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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:43 pm

Yet even though England are playing at home tonight, at least 3,000 English thugs/fans (same thing  Wink ) are gonna be arrested  Wink
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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:46 pm

What time is kick off? I hope I can catch it before the star meeting between Moldova and Norway tonight.  Smile

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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:51 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 10):
Yet even though England are playing at home tonight, at least 3,000 English thugs/fans (same thing ) are gonna be arrested

Unlike the cowardly Scots fans, who run away all the time, forcing the Italians to have a scrap amongst themselves. You Jocks have no honour!  Wink
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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:55 pm

Nah they started running cos they heard last orders being called in the Pub next to the San Siro  Wink
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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 9:58 pm

Quoting Gkirk (Reply 13):
Nah they started running cos they heard last orders being called in the Pub next to the San Siro

That's rather unlikely. The Scots would miss last orders because none of them would want to take the risk of being first there and having to actually pay for it. No, it's far more likely that they scuttled away in abject terror, as Scots have done throughout the centuries... Big grin
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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:04 pm

I just thought their police curfew was approaching......What time do you have to be in again Gkirk?
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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:08 pm

Quoting Myt332 (Reply 15):
What time do you have to be in again Gkirk

Depends on how he survives on the streets. Apparently, he got picked up last time for singing about Scotland winning or something. As clear evidence of an unbalanced mind, it got him sectioned for two weeks.  Wink
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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:15 pm

Quoting Banco (Reply 16):
Apparently, he got picked up last time for singing about Scotland winning or something

But that can only have been YEARS and YEARS ago - surely the statute of limitations has expired by now  Smile
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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:27 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 17):
surely the statute of limitations has expired by now

I don't think we have one. Perhaps that is something worth writing to an MP about. At least so long as the lunatic asylums continue to overflow. On the other hand, maybe we could officially re-classify Scotland itself as a lunatic asylum itself - that would solve several issues in one go, especially since we wouldn't have to worry about people inadvertently going into the loony bin. At least, not non-Scottish people.
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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:31 pm

Careful Banco, you'll be done by the Beaks for Racist Disparagement of an Underprivileged Minority or Ethnic Sub-set (I think Kirkie has applied to the EU for classification as a Separate Biodiverse Ethnicity all of his own  Smile )
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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:34 pm

Guys guys, what time is kick off?  Yeah sure

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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:36 pm

Oh, well done, JGP.   You've now taught them all a load of new words. You know we're trying to ration them on this. Their heads overheat and explode, and guess who has to clear up the mess?

[Edited 2005-03-30 14:37:14]
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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:39 pm

Thom@s, 8pm on BBC2 I believe
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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:41 pm

Quoting Banco (Reply 21):
You know we're trying to ration them on this.

I know, I try, I try ! Not to worry, it will take them a couple of months to look them all up in the Monosyllabic Thesaurus, so we're good for a while.
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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:45 pm

That makes it 9PM norwegian time... so AFTER the Moldova v Norway match... ok. Thanks.  Smile

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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Wed Mar 30, 2005 10:47 pm

Quoting JGPH1A (Reply 23):
I know, I try, I try ! Not to worry, it will take them a couple of months to look them all up in the Monosyllabic Thesaurus, so we're good for a while.

Oh, no! "Monosyllabic"!  Yeah sure "Thesaurus"!  Yeah sure "Couple"!  Yeah sure "Months"!  Yeah sure

That's four Scots condemned to a life without a head, in that one sentence. I hope you feel suitably ashamed.
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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Thu Mar 31, 2005 12:19 pm

2-0 to England, first goal in 2nd half. Moldavia had a draw with the Fleksnes gang, not too bad...
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RE: England V Azerbaijan

Thu Mar 31, 2005 6:30 pm

Fleksnes gang? Why I oughta...  Wink

I know, terrbile match. ow we have to win the remaining matches to stand a chance. Defeat against Italy isn't acceptable anymore. We'll have to hold them to a draw at least. Not impossible, but certainly not easy either.  Sad

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