jfkaua
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Google Getting In On April Fools Day?

Sat Apr 02, 2005 9:45 am

Anyone see the new link on google.com http://www.google.com/googlegulp/

I personally like the security note...

Google Gulp will send packets of data related to your usage of this product from a wireless transmitter embedded in the base of your Google Gulp bottle to the GulpPlex™, a heavily guarded, massively parallel server farm whose location is known only to Eric Schmidt, who carries its GPS coordinates on a 64-bit-encrypted smart card locked in a stainless-steel briefcase handcuffed to his right wrist.
 
EGGD
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RE: Google Getting In On April Fools Day?

Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:11 am

lmao,

Smart move by google  Wink.
 
aloges
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RE: Google Getting In On April Fools Day?

Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:14 am

 rotfl  Thanks for the link! The FAQ section is my favourite!

2. Wait – you're saying Auto-Drink™ changes my brain chemistry?

Um, yeah – but for the better.

3. Isn't that kind of dangerous?

Well, none of the lab rats who've been pounding this stuff for the past eight months have keeled over yet, which we find fairly reassuring. At any rate, you should be aware that by popping the seal on the twist-off Gulp cap, you send a wireless signal to Google's servers indicating your irrevocable acceptance of the Google Gulp Terms and Conditions, which do include the possibility, however remote, of hideous genetic mutation resulting from your consumption of this product. We're pretty sure you won't die, though.


Bwaaaaaahaa!
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
 
bill142
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RE: Google Getting In On April Fools Day?

Sat Apr 02, 2005 10:55 am

No personally identifiable information of any kind related to your consumption of Google Gulp or any other current or future Google Foods product will ever be given, sold, bartered, auctioned off, tossed into a late-night poker pot, or otherwise transferred in any way to any untrustworthy third party, ever, we swear. See our Privacy Policy.

lol, I have a regular habit of throwing my customers information into a late night poker game as well :P

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