Usairwys757
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Hilarious Newsstation Sports Report Video

Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:11 pm

http://media.ebaumsworld.com/sportsnews.wmv

It gets better as it goes on. Its hilarious to say the least. I'm pretty sure this guy was fired the next day.
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RE: Hilarious Newsstation Sports Report Video

Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:14 pm

Haha, hilarious! I love the part where he mouths to someone off screen, "I'm so sorry."  rotfl 

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RE: Hilarious Newsstation Sports Report Video

Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:19 pm

I almost feel sorry for the dude. It looks like it was just his college's newscast that 3 people actually watch. So he should be okay. However he has a face made for radio, if he can actually learn how to read his lines he might have a career doing the sports report there.




Best line in the clip, he might want to save this one for his portfolio.

"Reggie Miller's looking good, he shoots the three, and its good.... later he gets the rebound, passes it to the man, and BOOM goes the dynamite."  biggrin 
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Usairwys757
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RE: Hilarious Newsstation Sports Report Video

Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:21 pm

Quoting DesertJets (Reply 2):
and BOOM goes the dynamite."

LMFAO, I about rolled out of my chair laughing when he said that. Big grin
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RE: Hilarious Newsstation Sports Report Video

Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:24 pm

What they aren't showing you is Usairwys757 under the desk.
 
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RE: Hilarious Newsstation Sports Report Video

Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:24 pm

"And Chris Paul REBOUNDS out the list"


HAHAHAHAHA
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RE: Hilarious Newsstation Sports Report Video

Sat Apr 02, 2005 12:43 pm

This guy would be the "William Hung" of Dream Job...

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RE: Hilarious Newsstation Sports Report Video

Sat Apr 02, 2005 5:07 pm

Drunk? Buzzed? Hungover? Temporary blindness? Whatever happened, I'm sure he's toast by now. It must really be a fly-by-night TV station. The graphics and direction really sucked. Did you see all the people walking around in the background? I'll bet you advertising time is cheap; it must cost all of $1.95 a minute.

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RE: Hilarious Newsstation Sports Report Video

Sun Apr 03, 2005 2:58 am

Yeah I'm glad he's not doing my sports report at night. Big grin
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RE: Hilarious Newsstation Sports Report Video

Mon Apr 04, 2005 8:44 pm

Quoting TheCoz (Reply 4):
What they aren't showing you is Usairwys757 under the desk.

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You've got to be kidding me dude. You have the worst possible jokes I've ever seen.
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RE: Hilarious Newsstation Sports Report Video

Mon Apr 04, 2005 9:51 pm

"Reggie Miller's lookin good"

I also like it how he doesn't speak when the highlights are being played! hahaha
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RE: Hilarious Newsstation Sports Report Video

Tue Apr 05, 2005 12:32 pm

that guy is such an IDIOT! Didn't they do some kind of pre-taping practice that would have shown what a jacka$$ this guy is. LOL.......He completly choked, it was HILARIOUS. FOr one, the guy doesn't even look like a sports fan let alone SOUND like he knows what he is talking about........just a mess.....LOL
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RE: Hilarious Newsstation Sports Report Video

Wed Apr 06, 2005 2:56 am

poor poor guy

can he read properly was my first thought....
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RE: Hilarious Newsstation Sports Report Video

Thu Apr 07, 2005 12:00 am

It sounds like they got this guy from the campus radio station. He reminds me of most of the D.J.s on Album 88 (The 100,000 Watt Student Run Voice of Georgia State University) here in Atlanta. I did some college radio at the small school I went to for a few years, and none of us sounded bored on the air, nor did we sound like we had drank about 12 cups of coffee before getting behind the mike. When I transferred to GSU, I thought about trying to get on at the station (One of my friends was friends with the GM of the station), but decided I didn't want to have to do that damn graveyard shift if I got on with them.

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