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Stupidest 911 Call Ever!

Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:31 am

http://www.media.ebaumsworld.com/index.php?e=bk_911_tape.mp3


woman calls 911 over a bad cooked whopper!!!
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RE: Stupidest 911 Call Ever!

Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:53 am

This is one is pretty funny:

http://www.noooooooo.com/culture_in_crisis/911.wav

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RE: Stupidest 911 Call Ever!

Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:04 am

Oh man that's funny!!!!
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RE: Stupidest 911 Call Ever!

Sun Apr 03, 2005 5:07 am

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RE: Stupidest 911 Call Ever!

Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:17 am

Guys-

What does she saying about 911 called? I can't hear that I'm deaf. Please write caption here in post if you are willing to help me out.

Thanks,

Stuart
 
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RE: Stupidest 911 Call Ever!

Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:27 am

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RE: Stupidest 911 Call Ever!

Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:29 am

The one about the deer - OLD story. I first heard that one fifty years ago.
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RE: Stupidest 911 Call Ever!

Sun Apr 03, 2005 6:31 am

You know what the worst part is - this woman has her kids in the car. That means that she has reproduced. Uughh!
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RE: Stupidest 911 Call Ever!

Sun Apr 03, 2005 7:39 am

Stuart,

Here ya go:

Begin call

911 Operator - Sherriff's department how can I help you?

Caller - Yeah. I'm over here at Burger King on (garbled place).

911 Operator - uh huh.

She talks about her location. I'm at a drive through right now.

911 Operator - uh huh

I ordered my food 3 times. They are mopping the floor and I understand that they are busy. They aren't even busy ok. I've been the only car here. I've asked them 4 different times to make me a Western BBQ Burger. They keep giving me a hamburger with Lettuce, Tomato, Cheese and Onions.

911 Operator - uh huh


Caller - I said that I'm not leaving because I want a Western BBQ burger.I just picked up my kids from Tai Kwon Do and they are hungry. I'm on my way home and i live in San Clamente? (I dunno if that's right).

911 Operator - uh huh

Caller - ok. He gave me another hamburger and its wrong. I said 4 times I want it right. He said that can you go out and park in front. I said no. I want my hamburger right. But then the lady came to the manager and she said um. She said um. She said do you want your money back? I said no my kids are hungry and I need to get on the freeway. I am not leaving this spot and I will call the police because I want my Western burger done right.Now is so hard?

911 Operator - Now what exactly do you want us to do for you?

Caller - I want someone down here and i want them to tell them to make my Western burger right.

911 Operator - Ma'am we're not gonna down there and enforce you Bacon Western Cheeseburger.

Caller - Then what am I supposed to do?

911 Operator - This is between you and the Manager. We're not gonna enforce them how to make a hamburger. That's not a criminal issue. There is nothing criminal about that.

Caller - so I just sit here then.

911 Operator - You need to calmly and rationally speak to the manager and figure out what to do between you.

Caller - He did come up and I said can I please have my Western burger. He said i'm not dealing with you and he walked away. Because it's they are mopping the floor and its all full of suds and they dont want to go through there and and ...

911 Operator - Ma'am I suggest you get your money back and go somewhere else. This is not a criminal issue and we cannot go out there and and make them a cheeseburger the way you want it.

Caller - Well that's... you're supposed to be out there to protect me.

911 Operator - Well what are protecting you from? A wrong Cheeseburger?

Caller - No.

911 Operator - Is this like a... Is it like a harmful cheeseburger or something? I don't understand what you want us to do.

Caller - Well. Just come down here. I'm not leaving.

911 Operator - No Ma'am.I'm not sending the deputy's down there over a cheeseburger. You need to go in there and act like an adult and either get your money back and go home.

Caller - He needs to start acting like an adult himself. I'm sitting here in my car. I just want them to make my kids a Western Cheeseburger.

911 Operator - Here is what I suggest. I suggest that you get your money back from the Manager and go on your way home ok? OK?

Caller - OK

911 Operator - Bye Bye.

End of call
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RE: Stupidest 911 Call Ever!

Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:19 am

I love this one from : http://www.gcfl.net/archive.php?funny=20050331

Dispatcher: 9-1-1 What is the nature of your emergency?
Caller: I'm trying to reach nine eleven but my phone doesn't have an eleven on it.
Dispatcher: This is nine eleven.
Caller: I thought you just said it was nine-one-one
Dispatcher: Yes, ma'am nine-one-one and nine-eleven are the same thing.
Caller: Honey, I may be old, but I'm not stupid.
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RE: Stupidest 911 Call Ever!

Sun Apr 03, 2005 8:42 am

Luftia-

Thanks for your big help. That's funny!

Stuart
 
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RE: Stupidest 911 Call Ever!

Sun Apr 03, 2005 9:34 am

The guy that hit a deer with his car is a funny one. Then along comes the dog that was chasing the deer and forces the man into a phone booth. It will give you a good chuckle.
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RE: Stupidest 911 Call Ever!

Sun Apr 03, 2005 10:00 am

haha a harmful cheeseburger... that dispatcher rules...
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RE: Stupidest 911 Call Ever!

Sun Apr 03, 2005 4:28 pm

I know some of our deputy court clerks would love to say similar things to some of the customers we deal with. One person who was at the Clerk's Office to get a Protective Order against a boyfriend asked if could serve the order on him herself. The clerk who was assisting her told her "If I were him and you served me those papers, I'd just tear them up. Also, the law says that only a registered process server or law enforcement officer can serve Protective Orders." I also had an interesting exchange with a party who had a Protective Order in effect one day. The clerk working the Attorney's Window asked me to take care of her, so I asked what she needed. She said "I have a Protective Order out against my boyfriend and I want to have it squashed." Squashed is not the proper legal term, so I had to think a second about how to communicate this without coming across as being rude. I replied "Uhh..Ma'am, you can't request to have a Protective Order "squashed." " She gave me an incredulous look. "However" I said, "you can ask the judge to have it quashed." Needless to say, we had a few good chuckles over that one after she left. I mentioned it later to one of the supervisors and it was a new one to him. He was like "Say what?"
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RE: Stupidest 911 Call Ever!

Mon Apr 04, 2005 12:34 am

I heard one locally, this woman phoned 999 because her daughters head was steaming after a shower.

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RE: Stupidest 911 Call Ever!

Mon Apr 04, 2005 1:17 am

Quoting EMBQA (Reply 11):
The guy that hit a deer with his car is a funny one. Then along comes the dog that was chasing the deer and forces the man into a phone booth. It will give you a good chuckle.

Hoax:
http://www.snopes.com/critters/farce/deaddeer.htm
I heard it twenty years before the 1974 call.
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RE: Stupidest 911 Call Ever!

Mon Apr 04, 2005 1:19 am

Quoting SlamClick (Reply 15):
I heard it twenty years before the 1974 call.

It also happens in the movie Tommy Boy. Pretty hilarious scene. Big grin

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RE: Stupidest 911 Call Ever!

Mon Apr 04, 2005 1:33 am

Quoting Newark777 (Reply 16):
It also happens in the movie Tommy Boy. Pretty hilarious scene.

Thanks, I was trying to remember the name of that movie. It was really funny. First time I heard the story was from a local dairy farmer who claimed that it had happened to him and his brother in about 1935 so it is a really old fable.

Once, on my way home I saw that a neighbor had been in a traffic accident so I stopped to help. All the police motorcyles had their radios on and we all overheard a call.

It was for the animal control officer to go to a gas station to remove a beaver from a car. Everyone at the scene looked at one another and mouthed: "A BEAVER???" Serious call though. Would you want to grab an animal that can bite down a tree?
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RE: Stupidest 911 Call Ever!

Mon Apr 04, 2005 2:40 am

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RE: Stupidest 911 Call Ever!

Mon Apr 04, 2005 2:48 am

Quoting S12PPL (Reply 18):

These juvenile bumper-sticker-mentality posts are slightly more effective if you give a clue as to whom they were directed.

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RE: Stupidest 911 Call Ever!

Mon Apr 04, 2005 2:54 am

I should have to? I am replying to the post. If you can't figure out which one, without me adressing it to a specific reply...God help you.
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RE: Stupidest 911 Call Ever!

Mon Apr 04, 2005 3:08 am

Quoting S12PPL (Reply 20):
Hey look! I finally turned 21!!!!

However, my posts are still 13.

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