I like the fresh smell in my loo when I enter it to take a dump every morning. Then I start dumping and the two smells start to compete and in a few seconds the lavender gives up. After I flush, the lavender stages a fightback, and eventually wins over the dump again.
I like to behold this interesting competition every morning
[Edited 2005-04-08 13:54:00]
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