Kieron747
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What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 1:37 am

Hello,

Have you ever heard of that method of working out your porn-star name? It's something like taking the name of you're pet dog or cat or whatever as the first name, and your mother's maiden name as the surname.

For me, it works out as...

Peggy Daniels.

I guess that could kind of be pornstarish! What's your porn star name?

 Wink

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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 1:39 am

My porn name:

MegaMike  rotfl 
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:09 am

Since i have 4 cats, it could be any of the following....

Skits Melzer
Bandit Melzer
Spaz Melzer
Moe Melzer.  rotfl 

Andreas  spin 
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:13 am

Hot Beef Injection.

Mike
 
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:14 am

I guess using this formula, mine would be:

Beemer Heafner

But, I'm commonly refered simply as:

Big Ed

 wink 

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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:14 am

I would be ...

Thunder Kruspe
Lightning Kruspe

or

Athena Kruspe. I like the first one best.  Wink
 
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:17 am

You named a dog Athena?
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:19 am

Yeah and the first two are cats.
 
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:20 am

Mine would be

Peaches Gruszka...lol

DO any porn stars keep their real names?
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:22 am

Quoting Adam (Reply 8):
DO any porn stars keep their real names?

 rotfl 
Yea, I'm sure Christy Canyon's parents are just so proud!

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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:26 am

Is Jeff Stryker still alive n kicking? Just curius...

Micke//SE  blush 
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:35 am

Jeff Stryker is still alive, yes...

Most gay porn star names come from retired legends...
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:59 am

Quoting Solnabo (Reply 10):
Is Jeff Stryker still alive n kicking?


Yes, I believe he is, but "kicking" is the least of what he does!
 rotfl 

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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:28 am

I heard for one it was, first pets name and first stree you lived on.
For that I'd be. Snowball Mountain.

My old dogs name was Snowball and my first street was Mountain Ave.
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:09 am

This topic was on the menue ca 6 months ago IIRC, so my real pornstar name would be:

Daftie Bergstrom!!

Whatta shagadelic name...jeeeehhh

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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:28 am

Oh boy! I think I've found my new career...

If I use my dog's name, I would be...Max Strong...  yes 

However, if I were to use my fish's name, I would be...Dr.Phil Strong...  no 

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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:32 am

Blank.
 
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:33 am

I just tried the above link and it says my new name is:

"Ritzy Spankalicious"
Blank.
 
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:34 am

Shorty AKA Needle-d*ck the Bug F***er. Though in a pinch, Klaus.

[Edited 2005-04-13 22:36:51]
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:37 am

I tried it too, but I am not sure about " Sandy Stroker". I mean I am all for a bit of perversion, but that sounds a bit too weird!

Ah well, anyone know any crumpet called "Sandy"?

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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:40 am

Oh my gosh, is that link hilarious!!! Thank's Diamond!   

You all can now call me...Cindy Fuzzynuts!   

I've no idea how it came up with "Cindy", but funny none the less!

cheers,
Patrick
aka
Cindy Fuzzynuts

PS - Its a good thing I'm not a cab driver, otherwise you'd have to call me...Knøfahgginarëbagz Washington !

[Edited 2005-04-13 22:42:46]
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 5:47 am

Note - you can use that web page to come up with new 'names' for your significant other, as well as your rap star name, pirate name, mafia name and taxi driver name.

Just click the options on the upper left corner.

My new gangsta name is "Rotten Hoopti Rida"

And if I should ever be someone's sig/other, my name will be "Happy Ears"

My Mafia name is "Tito the Suit"

My Pirate name is "Pirate Dick the Hatless"

And my Taxi driver name is "Mahmudvök Wilson"
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 6:08 am

Quoting Kieron747 (Thread starter):
Have you ever heard of that method of working out your porn-star name? It's something like taking the name of you're pet dog or cat or whatever as the first name, and your mother's maiden name as the surname.

Kieron, it's the street you grew up on, not the mother's maiden name.

Mine: Flippy Foster
 
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:18 am

Exactly, the street you grew up on.

In that case I am Rusty Detroit. Too bad I'm blonde and not a redhead.

However using my current pets/locale: Ringo Wright! I like that one better.
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:30 am

A fiend of mine's name is Nate.
He always said his porno name should be NateInches

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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:44 am

Oh my god i'm Sweatee Banger

Going by the pet name I would be Herman Champion.eyepopping}
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 8:47 am

Quoting Pogo (Reply 25):
eyepopping}

OOPS!! that was meant to be a  eyepopping 
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:16 am

Quoting NYCFlyer (Reply 22):
Kieron, it's the street you grew up on, not the mother's maiden name.

What if you grew up on 12th street?

Max Twelvethstreet, just doesn't seem to get me in the mood...  expressionless 

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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:21 am

Quoting ACDC8 (Reply 27):
Max Twelvethstreet, just doesn't seem to get me in the mood...

I guess you've got a point there.

If I grew up at the place I live now, my porn name would be...

Peggy 13thAvenueNord...

Can't see that one getting many contracts!

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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 11:15 am

Happy Fillmore


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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:32 pm

These days, your budding pornstars take names like:

  • Destiny
  • Dynasty
  • Tina (the Smith and Jones of the bad girl set)
  • Summer
  • Peaches
  • Felicity
  • Danielle
  • Alexis


Last summer here in Baltimore, Md. USA we had the 17 year Cicada invasion. A skinny leggy hooker type took to calling herself Destiny Cicada




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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 2:46 pm

Quoting Adam (Reply 8):
DO any porn stars keep their real names?

Ron Jeremy is the Hedgehog's real first and middle name. He used his full name, Ron Jeremy Hyatt in his first film and his family asked him not to use the family name anymore in porn. He still uses the full name in conventional films

Quoting Ihadapheo (Reply 29):
Happy Fillmore

 rotfl  rotfl  rotfl  rotfl 

I always thought Peter North had a name that has a really funny double meaning while sounding believable.
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 3:46 pm

This is interesting...if I use my cats name and the street I grew up on...NO JOKE...my porn star name is the name of a famous person...

SHANIA TWAIN

No sh*t! I named my cat Shania (after Shania Twain) and grew up on Twain Drive.

Damn, I'm good. Haha

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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 4:05 pm

Hello all

Porn star name: Sassy Jizz?
Rapper name: Played Out Rappa
Taxi name: Üreenmywai Kennedy
Mafia name: Cosimo the Snitch
Pirate name: Stinkin' Ronny Dawkins

Funny site but I wonder what I infected my computer with. lol

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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Thu Apr 14, 2005 10:37 pm

Quoting N1120A (Reply 31):
I always thought Peter North had a name that has a really funny double meaning while sounding believable.

I don't know about that, but I know that he went by the name "Matt Ramsey" at the beginning of his career when he was doing GAY porn.

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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Fri Apr 15, 2005 12:51 am

Quoting 777DadandJr (Reply 34):
I don't know about that, but I know that he went by the name "Matt Ramsey" at the beginning of his career when he was doing GAY porn.

Peter North did gay porn? Interesting. I wonder if ConcordeBoy knows?
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:01 am

My name would probably be: MegaMan  yes  yes  yes 
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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:18 am

Quoting Kieron747 (Thread starter):
Peggy Daniels.

Kieron, or should I call you "Peggy".....

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RE: What's Your Pornstar Name?

Fri Apr 15, 2005 1:35 am

Quoting N1120A (Reply 35):
Peter North did gay porn? Interesting.

Yes. From what I know, he did gay porn exclusively in his early carrer. I'm sure he was in high demand, based on his....ehem...."attributes!"
I don't know when, but he "straightened up" at some point, changed his name, and I've heard sometimes he will even deny that he did gay porn.
But, sad to say for him, video tape doesn't lie.  rotfl 

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