skidmarks
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Quickie Definition

Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:51 pm

Did you know that wife stands for :

W - Washing
I - Ironing
F - F***ing
E - Etc

Now, tell that to your missus and duck!!!!!!!!

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cornish
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RE: Quickie Definition

Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:53 pm

I just told that to your missus Andy,

She said I was great and that you'd better duck when you get home 

[Edited 2005-04-29 16:57:49]
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RE: Quickie Definition

Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:55 pm

You in New York then Cornish? Have a good time then. She doesn't charge as much for mates Big grinBig grin Big grin

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RE: Quickie Definition

Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:56 pm

Hell, I'm in charge of laundry, and often do the dishes.

Why do you think other parts of our relationship go so well?   

[Edited 2005-04-29 16:56:23]
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RE: Quickie Definition

Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:58 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Thread starter):
W - Washing
I - Ironing
F - F***ing
E - Etc

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skidmarks
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RE: Quickie Definition

Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:58 pm

I was told this by a Northern reprobate from Salford. It's one of those North/South differences. Male chauvanism, only they can't spell that up there Big grin

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cornish
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RE: Quickie Definition

Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:59 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 2):
You in New York then Cornish? Have a good time then.

She told you she was going to NYC...??!!

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 2):
She doesn't charge as much for mates :

She's paying me actually Big grin Big grin Big grin
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RE: Quickie Definition

Fri Apr 29, 2005 11:59 pm

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 5):
I was told this by a Northern reprobate from Salford

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