The nearest nightclub to me is called The New Monkey, about 1.5 miles from me. It's for under 16's and is always causing havoc, with drunken kids roaming the streets and handy for the kids in case they walk into oncoming traffic as it is opposite the hospital. It's also a bit of a drugs den. The name is taken from it's parent nightclub, The Blue Monkey, which was notorious for being raided for drugs, and police swarmed in on the place nearly every week, until it got burned down to the ground, and is now part of the multiplex cinema, what a joy Sunderland is to live in.
Why drive when you can fly?