UTA_flyinghigh
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An Elbonian In New York :-)

Fri May 06, 2005 2:27 am

So it appears that I am now almost done with my foolish seminar and as of tomorrow I shall (...) be free to roam the city of NYC.

So what should I do ? any other non-av a.nutters out there  Wink

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RE: An Elbonian In New York :-)

Fri May 06, 2005 2:37 am

Take a trip to The Bronx.  Wink

No really though. Go down to 42nd street and Times Square if you're in Midtown. If you're anywhere in Manhattan for that matter, get a MetroCard and start riding those rails!
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RE: An Elbonian In New York :-)

Fri May 06, 2005 3:03 am

So now we know who set the bombs off, alert the FBI  Wink
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RE: An Elbonian In New York :-)

Fri May 06, 2005 5:09 am

Wow!!! Looks like my wife left New York just in time - Bombs AND UTA! At least her and her daughters virginity is safe now Big grin

Go dress up as a Leprachaun and ride the metro, bet you make a fortune!!!!!

Have a nice day

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RE: An Elbonian In New York :-)

Fri May 06, 2005 5:16 am

Quoting Skidmarks (Reply 3):
At least her and her daughters virginity is safe now

Let me get this right. Your WIFE's virginity is safe just like your DAUGHTER'S? Hmm.  

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RE: An Elbonian In New York :-)

Fri May 06, 2005 5:21 am

Oooh the daughter is a virgin eh? Please, Skidmarks, my friend, can you tell me what flight she is on? I am a virgin too and am a great catch! Seriously...

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RE: An Elbonian In New York :-)

Fri May 06, 2005 6:08 am

Too late, they are both home and safe (?) in Maidstone, asylum capital of the South East.

And "virgin" might be pushing it a bit, ish.

And yes James, my wife's virginity. The amount of times I ......................Oh never mind  blush 

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UTA_flyinghigh
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RE: An Elbonian In New York :-)

Fri May 06, 2005 9:53 am

Quoting UTA_flyingHIGH (Thread starter):
Go down to 42nd street and Times Square if you're in Midtown

Just did that after the day's work was done with, what a sight  Smile

A lot of interesting stores down there...I might be going "Rhaa !" when I come face to face with my next CC bill  Sad

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