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Scariest Words In The English Language?

Sat May 07, 2005 2:03 pm

My vote goes for one simple sentence...

"no brakes! no brakes!"


Yer votes?



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Sat May 07, 2005 2:05 pm

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Sat May 07, 2005 2:14 pm

Indictment. Inoperable.

Any other words are okay.
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Sat May 07, 2005 2:31 pm

"Go toward the light..."
 
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Sat May 07, 2005 2:44 pm

polyester, turnips, and no
 
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RE: Scariest Words In The English Language?

Sat May 07, 2005 2:44 pm

Anything that starts "We need to talk," especially if its followed by "I am three weeks late this month."
 
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RE: Scariest Words In The English Language?

Sat May 07, 2005 2:49 pm

Quoting MUWarriors (Reply 5):
"I am three weeks late this month."

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RE: Scariest Words In The English Language?

Sat May 07, 2005 3:49 pm

Seepage. More disgusting than scary though.
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Sat May 07, 2005 4:55 pm

Tax, bill, cost, no - all these are nasty words and should be struck off!!

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Sat May 07, 2005 5:24 pm

BOOO!
Usually when used surprisingly causes fear in others.
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Sat May 07, 2005 5:43 pm

"Date expired Jan 4th 1978."

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RE: Scariest Words In The English Language?

Sat May 07, 2005 5:52 pm

Spider. Or, woah look at the size of that spider on the wall/ two feet from your face/ by your foot/ on your shoulder/ etc.
 
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Sat May 07, 2005 6:44 pm

YOUR FIRED!

Another one; when the doctor says "I am afraid I got some bad news for you"
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RE: Scariest Words In The English Language?

Sat May 07, 2005 7:29 pm

Non-alcoholic  bigthumbsup 
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RE: Scariest Words In The English Language?

Sat May 07, 2005 8:39 pm

I think these would qualify
-"I lied about the pill",
-"How do you think it's going?"
-"I'm not really 18"
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RE: Scariest Words In The English Language?

Sat May 07, 2005 8:51 pm

Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 14):
"I'm not really 18"

"I'm not actually 16" would be scarier.
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Sat May 07, 2005 8:59 pm

Depending on what your laws state as the legal age. Here in the US, it's 18.
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Sat May 07, 2005 9:04 pm

Dows that mean the legal age in NZ is 16? That's hot stuff, man...
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Sat May 07, 2005 9:10 pm

Quoting Birdwatching (Reply 17):
Dows that mean the legal age in NZ is 16? That's hot stuff, man...

For consenting sex it is 16, for alcohol,cigarettes,pokie machines,hiring prostitutes it is 18, 20 for gambling in a Casino.
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Sat May 07, 2005 10:35 pm

Quoting Matt27 (Reply 13):
Non-alcoholic

I agree, a really scary word. Big grin

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Sat May 07, 2005 10:43 pm

"How do I look in this dress?"

Gulp!!
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Sat May 07, 2005 11:02 pm

"Honey I'm pregant"

 
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Sat May 07, 2005 11:48 pm

Anal leakage
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Sun May 08, 2005 12:11 am

Scariest words:

work
homework
lecture
exam

They all scare the hell outta me!
 
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Sun May 08, 2005 12:11 am

"Is it in yet?"

"Hello, this is the IRS."

"This is not a sales call."
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Sun May 08, 2005 12:35 am

"some assembly required."
"updated wedding budget."
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Sun May 08, 2005 12:40 am

"I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you."

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Sun May 08, 2005 12:53 am

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RE: Scariest Words In The English Language?

Sun May 08, 2005 12:59 am

Quoting YooYoo (Reply 22):
Anal leakage

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RE: Scariest Words In The English Language?

Sun May 08, 2005 3:52 am

Quoting AndersNilsson (Reply 26):
"I'm from the government, and I'm here to help you."

That sounds a bit like the FAA.  Wink

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RE: Scariest Words In The English Language?

Sun May 08, 2005 3:56 am

Anything involving the word "error" on a blue computer screen.
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RE: Scariest Words In The English Language?

Sun May 08, 2005 3:59 am

Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 16):
Here in the US, it's 18.

Not always.

Some USA states/counties/parishes have it at 17, others 16... and one, 14 (the latter however, requiring parental consent as well).

If you leave the teenager's home-state though, it becomes 18 regardless.
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RE: Scariest Words In The English Language?

Sun May 08, 2005 4:00 am

Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 16):
Depending on what your laws state as the legal age. Here in the US, it's 18.


Minnesota is 16, unless specified below. Per M.S. 609.344:
609.344 Criminal sexual conduct in the third degree.

Subdivision 1. Crime defined. A person who engages in sexual penetration with another person is guilty of criminal sexual conduct in the third degree if any of the following circumstances exists:
...
(e) the complainant is at least 16 but less than 18 years of age and the actor is more than 48 months older than the complainant and in a position of authority over the complainant. Neither mistake as to the complainant's age nor consent to the act by the complainant is a defense;

(f) the actor has a significant relationship to the complainant and the complainant was at least 16 but under 18 years of age at the time of the sexual penetration. Neither mistake as to the complainant's age nor consent to the act by the complainant is a defense;
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RE: Scariest Words In The English Language?

Sun May 08, 2005 4:04 am

Ya know what I find scary? Stories involving "person A" and "person B"  Wink

Just poking some fun at you CN!  Smile
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RE: Scariest Words In The English Language?

Sun May 08, 2005 5:12 am

Vagina

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RE: Scariest Words In The English Language?

Sun May 08, 2005 5:26 am

orange agent (Something that leaks from one's body, I believe)
diarrhoea (Is it spelled like this?)
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RE: Scariest Words In The English Language?

Sun May 08, 2005 5:30 am

Quoting Salso (Reply 35):
orange agent

I'm guessing you don't mean Agent Orange, the deforestation chemical used in Viet Nam.
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RE: Scariest Words In The English Language?

Sun May 08, 2005 5:51 am

Quoting KiwiNanday (Reply 36):
I'm guessing you don't mean Agent Orange, the deforestation chemical used in Viet Nam.

Nope. A while ago I had to translate a text from English into Slovenian and came over "orange agent". I know it's some kind of a body leakage (I could figure that out from the context), but I still don't know what exactly it is. During my efforts to find it out I did come across Agent Orange, but that wasn't the same.
 
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RE: Scariest Words In The English Language?

Sun May 08, 2005 5:59 am

"work"

"I don't think we should be together anymore"

"I'm with someone else"

"we should just be friends"

"no"-especially when coming from my parents, rarely happens.

"I love you"
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RE: Scariest Words In The English Language?

Sun May 08, 2005 7:37 am

Quoting MUWarriors (Reply 5):
Anything that starts "We need to talk," especially if its followed by "I am three weeks late this month."



Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 14):
-"I lied about the pill",

These two remind me of when my wife told me about our first child.

Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 14):
-"I'm not really 18"

THANK GOD I have never heard this!!!

Quoting Aerorobnz (Reply 18):
For consenting sex it is 16, for alcohol,cigarettes,pokie machines,hiring prostitutes it is 18, 20 for gambling in a Casino.

New Zealand eh? Hummm.... any good immigration websites?
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Sun May 08, 2005 7:39 am

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RE: Scariest Words In The English Language?

Sun May 08, 2005 8:30 am

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 39):
New Zealand eh? Hummm.... any good immigration websites?

www.immigration.govt.nz
Immigration is the buzz word here right now, considering somehow the Immigration service let the Iraqi ex Minister of Agriculture and a few others into the country.... I expect a few Daisy Cutters from GWB any day now. Actually there's a few more scary words to add to the list.
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RE: Scariest Words In The English Language?

Sun May 08, 2005 9:15 am

Quoting ConcordeBoy (Reply 31):
Not always.

Some USA states/counties/parishes have it at 17, others 16... and one, 14 (the latter however, requiring parental consent as well



Quoting KaiGywer (Reply 32):
Minnesota is 16, unless specified below. Per M.S. 609.344:
609.344 Criminal ual conduct in the third degree.

Ok, I stand corrected. Thanks for the clarification. So now that draws this question. When you see those websites touting, "barely legal", is that defined by the state it's webserver is located?  blockhead 
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Sun May 08, 2005 9:22 am

"I'm really a man"

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Sun May 08, 2005 9:33 am

If it got far enough, words wouldn't be needed.
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Sun May 08, 2005 9:52 am

on water: foul. 720, protest, on course side.
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Sun May 08, 2005 10:10 am

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned "Bush" yet.


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RE: Scariest Words In The English Language?

Sun May 08, 2005 10:39 am

"Can I use your car honey?"
"First of all, have a seat"

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RE: Scariest Words In The English Language?

Mon May 09, 2005 6:04 am

Quoting Aerorobnz (Reply 41):
expect a few Daisy Cutters from GWB any day now

I just saw a C-130 with a MOAB on it's way!!!
Thanks for the links, looks very nice, and honestly I hope to never HAVE to use them, but the way things are going.. I could very well  Smile
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RE: Scariest Words In The English Language?

Mon May 09, 2005 6:13 am

Quoting Jetjack74 (Reply 42):
So now that draws this question. When you see those websites touting, "barely legal", is that defined by the state it's webserver is located?

If the server is publically accessible by anywhere in the nation that's outside of that state/county/parish... then no, it has to be 18.
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