Just sitting here listening to Larry the Cable Guy doing a joke on Hooters Air.
One of his good lines, "I got 8,000 frequent boner miles already. That's a good airline."
Another one: "Them flight waitresses aren't too smart though. I asked one if I could see the cockpit, she pulled her shorts down. The idiot next to me goes, is that the black box they're always talking about right there?"
Not verbatim, but pretty close to what he said.
He also cracks at CO and says they have flight attendants so ugly his wiener went in and out his rear end.
And, of course, he has to crack at the TSA. He said he went through the security wearing nothing but Speedos, and they still accused him of trying to bring a pocketknife.