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Larry The Cable Guy And Hooters Air (R-rated)

Tue May 10, 2005 8:05 am

Just sitting here listening to Larry the Cable Guy doing a joke on Hooters Air.

One of his good lines, "I got 8,000 frequent boner miles already. That's a good airline."
Another one: "Them flight waitresses aren't too smart though. I asked one if I could see the cockpit, she pulled her shorts down. The idiot next to me goes, is that the black box they're always talking about right there?"

Not verbatim, but pretty close to what he said.

He also cracks at CO and says they have flight attendants so ugly his wiener went in and out his rear end.

And, of course, he has to crack at the TSA. He said he went through the security wearing nothing but Speedos, and they still accused him of trying to bring a pocketknife.


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RE: Larry The Cable Guy And Hooters Air (R-rated)

Tue May 10, 2005 8:10 am

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
He also cracks at CO and says they have flight attendants so ugly his wiener went in and out his rear end.

He's said the same thing about NW's flight attendants, and added "They looked like the Oak Ridge Boys with titties!"
 
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RE: Larry The Cable Guy And Hooters Air (R-rated)

Tue May 10, 2005 8:16 am

Srbmod, he must tailor them a little depending on where he is. This show was taped in Houston I believe, so it would make sense to slam on CO  Smile


PS! I don't care who you are, that's funny right there.
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RE: Larry The Cable Guy And Hooters Air (R-rated)

Tue May 10, 2005 8:16 am

And for those a.netters not in the know as to what The Oak Ridge Boys look like...

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RE: Larry The Cable Guy And Hooters Air (R-rated)

Tue May 10, 2005 11:19 am

A oom bop a mow mow....Eh-Elvira..
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RE: Larry The Cable Guy And Hooters Air (R-rated)

Tue May 10, 2005 4:30 pm

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
I asked one if I could see the cockpit, she pulled her shorts down.

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RE: Larry The Cable Guy And Hooters Air (R-rated)

Tue May 10, 2005 8:28 pm

Man I was hoping to see some hooters in an (R) rated posting ....  Sad
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RE: Larry The Cable Guy And Hooters Air (R-rated)

Wed May 11, 2005 7:26 am

Sorry to disappoint you Ted  Wink
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RE: Larry The Cable Guy And Hooters Air (R-rated)

Thu May 12, 2005 5:44 am

Quoting KaiGywer (Thread starter):
"I got 8,000 frequent boner miles already. That's a good airline."
Another one: "Them flight waitresses aren't too smart though. I asked one if I could see the cockpit, she pulled her shorts down. The idiot next to me goes, is that the black box they're always talking about right there?"

Lord I apologize for that one. Be with the pygmies of New Guinea, amen.
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RE: Larry The Cable Guy And Hooters Air (R-rated)

Thu May 12, 2005 3:23 pm

Quoting TedTAce (Reply 6):
Man I was hoping to see some hooters in an (R) rated posting ....

Amen. So was i!

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